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over easy or hard boiled thats the real question that ive been asking for years

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ugh im bored tell me your favorite songs so i can slap it into the worlds worst playlist

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to specify i mean "worlds worst" because its going to be a chaotic fucking mess not because the songs are bad so dont get insecure

anythIng madE by daVE strIdEr Lowk

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This is my favorite song /right now/ https://open.spotify.com/track/1HkFpCext8ItHtStgd3PFq?si=9eaaecc728ff41d4

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ill humbly accept this glaze with a bow and a light-catching fluttering of my sparkly tailcoat

this is actually good as hell ty

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There are waaaaaaaay too many good songs to ever pick a num8er one favorite, 8ut this is the first one that came to mind. ::::) https://open.spotify.com/track/7qzNc93sUMR3vHt5WADmOa?si=a53bb46b66ba47e6

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Oh! I forgot to do an introduction post for this guy. This is a fun little post-game timeline I'm dabbling in where the kids/trolls are quite a bit older and the world has been (relatively) calm. See: A Dave Who Goes To Therapy, though originally as a joke. A couple HCs I've got going on for him include auDHD; ocular albinism and related nystagmus; he's transfem nonbinary but he has a job and can't think about that right now; aaand some other fun stuff that's better to see than for me to list out. If you've RPed with him/me on Cherami before - hi! Sorry I dipped out of nowhere, life threw me 4 curve balls in a row and I'm only just now getting enough free time to get back into RP.

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nothing beats cat videos with minecraft sound effects overlayed man nothing

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time to go play a farming sim so i can bring the nerdy doctor a coffee and pickles

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you know what? hell yeah which book do you have him write

>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ a1most a1ways d¡d romance because ¡'m such a pathet¡c sap for men 1mfao the thought of h¡m wr¡t¡ng a romance nove1 and ded¡cat¡ng ¡t to me ¡s just about enough to 1aunch me ¡nto the stratosphere

yeah thatd have me on one knee with a ring in hand too

>> 10000% have you ever checked out F¡e1ds of M¡str¡a

ive been considering it but ive been locked in trying to 100% my farm aka ive restarted 20 times and this is attempt 21

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>> ¡ fee1 that deep1y ¡ f¡nd ¡t a 1ot eas¡er to do w¡th a second p1ayer, but ofc that's not tota11y the same but ¡n FoM ¡'ve been 1os¡ng my m¡nd over Ca1darus

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is that the dragon

>> 🫣🫣

no, no dont misunderstand i get you on another level we are syncing our brains across universes and timelines and whatever the fuck else stands between us

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>> before ¡ even knew he cou1d be more than the statue ¡ saw that dragon statue and ¡mmed¡ate1y went "oh ¡ am *gonna* FUCK th¡s dragon" and then ¡ found out he cou1d be so much more than that and ¡t just ¡mmed¡ate1y sent me ¡nto orb¡t

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god what i wouldnt give to go sit in a pool on a floaty until i dont feel like im dying of heatstroke

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me later #Manifesting

bring me with you ill make those little finger food sandwiches and stick them on a mini floaty

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god i fuckin LOOOOVE tiny foods!!!!

not even noon and im learning how to make a mother jar of vanilla extract

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whats yalls fursona

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-^I’d be a wolf.^-

awoo

II thiink II woulld be a hopbeast or what are called rabbiits to humans. II thiink they are just the darndest thiings. So soft and cuddlly. =:D

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Hopping Burrowbeast.

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ur littally a fuckgin dog

Can you prove that????

[A fucked up eldritch squidcat with many eyes.]

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https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6980.jpeg

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That proves nothing

-^No I’m not doing that.^-

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joining social media with 3 screens blasting different videos because if i am forced to sit in silence i will spontaneously combust into a gazillion annoying little attention seeking dogs or some shit equally cute and annoying

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would you still love me if i were a gazillion annoying little attention seeking dogs

You remiind me of a friiend of miine. He pllays the sllots a llot due to the fllashiing collors and noiise.

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shit youre right i should get into gambling

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No no no no!! That iis not what II saiid!! That iis gonna waste all of your Caegars!! D:=

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im pullin your leg dont worry ive got a healthy boundary of no gambling ever again

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Oh thank goodness. Kantur iis bad enough wiith hiis gamblliing. II woulld be over mysellf iif II actiivelly supported gamblliing. =:/

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meow

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