Wh3n addr3ssing p3opl3 formally, do you t3nd to us3 th3 first or th3 last nam3?

c< a title, preferably, but OtHerwise a last NaMe >c
first name, escape my kismesis. he sometimes gets the llast name

I see. This is a bit of a... bold statement, considering it's the first time I have ever interacted with you. However, perhaps you already know and heard of my handsome mug! Have you perhaps heard of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor at the Alternian territory of Utta? And possibly even... the five highblood children for the place's infamous Missing Children Incident? It was a big thing on the news around those parts, let me tell you..!
except* i don't do formall so no one gets a formall llast name unlless I'm mocking you
fuck i forget acaruh isn't your first name i just called you what everyone ellse does

「megane-san is spiritually eastern alternian! (* ´ ▽ ` *)」

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