Malryk Zorlok
@spaceRanger
Howdy, just a humble space ranger bringin justice wherever he sees.
I fridgein hate the city man. Can't see shoot without a big ask building blocking the way, and the goshdarn air qualities awful.
Alright, headed back into the city. Any of you evil forkers better beware, the best vigilante is back in business baby.
Now I know psionics can be used for more than this, but drat is shooting lasers the forkin shoot.
Now I realize that it's not the solution to EVERY problem. But a lot of shoot bags can be dealt with with a darn quick shot to a vital area.
Got food wrapped in foil in the fire. Ain't nothin beat that. Vacation's nearly over though, gotta head back to that darned city
Tell you what got no love for the empire but some of the plains on Alternia are a darn beaut.
One day I want to go to eart and meet a real ask golly drat cowpoke.
Ain't no one got shirt to say when starin down the barrel of a blast.
you can cuss on here boy its ok
Who the heck do you think you're calling "boy" I'll light your biscuit ask up faster than a bonfire on newsweep god darnit
Now listen here it ain't my fault. You think I don't want to fudgein swear? I love swearing! Got something in my brain chip messed up and now I can't.
thats both very unfortunate and also really fucking funny im sorry man
Yeah yeah I get it. Not exactly doin' any favors to the image I'm trying to present.
hey ill give you the regard that i hope you get your chip fixed alright
Heard the empire's tryin' to meddle in a border world again, ain't nothin' good to come from that.
Sometimes I like to throw rocks at drones til they get mad as fork and try to cull me.
keep d/)ing what we all wanna d/) f/)r us br/)
Ain't got a clue about the drones you're talking about but I will agree with everything you say from now on.
Tell you what I'm always counting myself lucky that I got some darn strong psiionics.
You ever see them Simpsons? Funny forkin shoot I'll tell you what.
Barely read this in my mind without a country accent.
Well shirt I ain't typically the first one to the hootenanny, but I' sure as heck the last to leave.
You ever blast a fudgeer who tried to fake surrender like a dimwit? Cerulean biscuit I fought once tried that, didn't work out for her.
Howdy y'all, matesprit finally required me to get a palmhusk. So I reckoned I'd see what's going on the ole web.