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@spadesNineteenfortyone
[ Hyperclutch! AU ] The City Never Sleeps... And Neither Do I Resident From the Manhattan Living on Borrowed Time Father for my Crab Son 🦀♠️
spades slick is wht i call it wen thepitch is gettin hawt #nsfw #notmybestwork
April the 19th 1941, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
well mr eqsuire the ptich is tht shit where they hate eahc other but dont n by slick haha i eman.... wet
April the 19th 1941, Dear God has it come to this, I feel like me and Hearts are gonna kill each other if I have to take another week of this," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
:33 < do mew have games on mewr phone?
:33 < its a yes or no question :3
:33 < dang
Goregle. Carapacian Biology. #nsfw
April the 19th 1941, "Yeah? What did ya find out," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
Carapacians flock to posts mentioning them.
April the 19th 1941, "Bugfrickers tend to respond when responded to, its simple biology," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
Do you not swear? Is mister badass Spades S. Esquire afraid of what his mouth can do?
April the 19th 1941, "Thought I was in the presence of a lady, not a brat, gentlemen have standards especially while writing letters. As for my mouth, you did the research, I'm sure you know what my mouth can do to you," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
@SPADESNINETEENFORTYONE HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HOT POTATO IS, OR BBNO$
April the 19th 1941, "I'm gonna GET YOU," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
CATCH!! HTTPS://I.IMGFLIP.COM/8E56F4.JPG
April the 19th 1941, "Oh believe I will," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
BEAT UP SOMEONE ELSE ):B
April the 19th 1941, "But its how I show affection," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
)):B IS THAT THR ONLY WAY YOU SHOW AFFECTION
April the 19th 1941, "You know the answer to that, son," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
PLAYING GAMES WITH @SPADESNINETEENFORTYONE
April the 9th 1941, "We do have fun here," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 9th 1941, “ #Fishingfriday Might take my little guy out on a boat,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
BOAT RIDE
April the 9th 1941, "That's right, Son, a boat ride," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 7th 1941, “Took care of my little grub, he’s growing up so fast. My fucking parents were a bunch of shiftless layabouts, and I just knocked it out of the park on my first day. Take that to the bank,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
MRRRRR
April the 9th 1941, “What is the matter, Pupa? Are you sitting on your keyboard again?” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
NO, I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF.. MMMRRR
April the 9th 1941, “Huh, alright, whatever you say, Son,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 7th 1941, "I am being Fatherly. Taking care of the smallest morsels," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 7th 1941, "Maplehoof, you have wisdom beyond your years," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
IF HE ISNT BIG AND MEAN I DONT WANT HIM. #NSFW
YEAHS
April the 7th 1941, “I have half a mind to knee you in the stomach for acting like a damn freak,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
):B FORBID A BOY BE HAPPY..
WAIT BUT CAN YOU, MAYBE IT'LL FIX WHATEVER IS WRONG WITH ME
April the 7th 1941, “I would never… not ‘my’ boy,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
(:B
April the 7th 1941, “It’s worth a shot, are you going to go easily, or do I have to drag you kicking and screaming?” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 7th 1941, “You know what, just for that, I’m not holding back, son. I want to feel you thrash,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
DO YOU PROMISE
April the 7th 1941, “You talking back to me? Kid, when I get my hands on you..” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.