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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> now mama doesnt support the culling business <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> but if you need your pretty little selves taken care of... <·^__)~~

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> smash or pass as in? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> smashed and passed to the next? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~

Kult: +27
Kull: +2
Total: 29
Ratio: 13.50
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> the one i host... it does give me good opportunity for redecorating <·^__)~~

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7AiA1GagprC9PTi2hRekFe

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> need a woman to do something unethical to me <·^__)~~

Kult: +58
Total: 58
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260514-163604~2.png

Kult: +45
Total: 45
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> i fear men often give me a sense of nausea <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> especially those who attempt to claim dominance over me <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> you are a dog at my side, you are to serve as a statement piece and nothing more <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> is that so hard? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> to shut up, listen and behave? hmmm? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> perhaps it is <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~

Kult: +35
Kull: +2
Total: 37
Ratio: 17.50
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> some of you need some respect whipped into you... <·^__)~~

Kult: +27
Kull: +4
Total: 31
Ratio: 6.75
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> do any butch women want to kill my matesprit so we can inherit the mafia together <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> applications open! <·^__)~~

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> a professional says <·^__)~~ "First of all, thank you for your services, ma’am. Secondly, I’m too busy with my work for quadrants. I have to keep a professional profile at all times, look tough and cordial, all that jazz. But sometimes I find myself casting sidelong glances at clubs I pass by and see women inside dancing their hearts out and I think lord, I could be dancing in there with them. But I can’t have that. It’s a bad look for someone of my caliber and reputation to be seen in some glitzy little joint if I’m not accompanying anybody. And of course when I am accompanying somebody, my job is to protect them and that’s all. No distractions. Sometimes I wish I could just throw caution to the wind and sit somewhere nice with a drink in my hand and a woman in my lap. Can’t do that though. Don’t even know how you could help with this, honestly. Think I just needed to get this off my chest." ~~(__^·> aaah a true gentleman, a rare species indeed <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> furstly, its my pawlwasure, baby <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> helping othfurs with such things is a passion of mine, if the stars ever allowed it, i wanted my own television show, it jyst wasnt right <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> second <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> i understand pawfectly, my dear toiyaa, such a sweet, romantic man, cant wait to get rid of him, business gets him down <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> took quite some time fur hin to break out of thatwhole "work is dangerous, work is more impawtent, what about the boys" thing <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> youll know when life settles enough to give you the chance <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> fur now, keep it slow, steal glances, ask fur dances, you dont have to rush into commitment if it doesnt feel right <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> reputation nefur stops being a pawblem, darling <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> a million eyes will make you sick if you keep thinkin about em <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> if a few pawple find you somewhere and claim youre being unsavory by having a little fun thats a fault of their own <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> efurry man needs to be vulnerable, to be wanted, to be seen by the right soul <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> dont let othfurs take such pawleasures away from you, my dear <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> bitfurness stews with time, chase love now befur you find yourself unfit to take care of a lady <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #mamasquadadmice #winedrunk <·^__)~~ https://forms.gle/Hj9qAt3Md41pJLjS9

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> mama doesnt care about your gender she needs you to do laundry <·^__)~~

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i Need a wOMaN 2 beat tHe fucK Outta Me rN, i tHiNK #Nsfw #Nsfwe Maybe? idK, iM sleep deprived aNd iNcredibly HOrNy >c

Kult: +41
Total: 41

I was informed I needed to make an account here. I have done so. I will now be closing this application. Bleri send message. Send message. Bleri end communications. Stupid machine. END MESSAGE. Why is it taking a photo? https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_9830.jpeg

Kult: +40
Total: 40
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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
@postTagger[PT]

#Unprofessional #ButHot #NSFW

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I See –xoxo

Kult: +5
Total: 5

...t'nahs I ,oN ...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
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A user of established repute
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@barackObama[BO]

You posted from the heart, and that is respectable.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

\ ughghghgh buff w0men are s0 h0tttt... /

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Buff Women Are A Treasure. I'm 6'1" By The Way.

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

women #women tHUmbs Up emoji send post

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < hewwo

Kult: +5
Total: 5