K'azvyn
@stygiAntagonist
κ§β Comin soon t'a shore near you. β κ§ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
κ§β Learnin about dis 'cancel' ting 'cancel culture' a whateva dey got in some places an' what dat matta ta me if you can't whoop ma ass? β κ§
κ§β Da market fa transitionin folks into new lucrative carea paths is still alive an' well. Bustlin, even. β κ§
κ§β Ain't seen nobody mention it so Ah will. Soundin. β κ§
>> OH FUCK You're ΰͺ‘o rΒ‘ght
sometimes a post gets a like, rechitt, follow, and comment all in one go lmfao
κ§β Oooh a new planet on da horizon. Ah hope we can be friends~ β κ§
κ§β Brushin ma ships' teeth good luck ta anyone nearby gettin dey pumpa ruptured from dey purrin. β κ§
κ§β Should tell ma boy Haedes ta get on hea some folks might like 'im. Den maybe ma helmsman. Proolllyyyy won't like him but he'll be entertained. β κ§
κ§β Da upside ta havin an Empora as a moirail is dat Ah do what Ah wan. Da downside? Haha dat's funny. β κ§
κ§β M'ape lir la konvΓ¦rsasyon de yΓ¦r-oswa enko.. Oh, kan li aji konm Γ§a.. mwa, mo linm Γ§a. π© β κ§
κ§β Me an' ma hostages against da world [da fuckin star about ta explode a lil too close ta ma ship] β κ§
I hOpe IT TAKeS YOU OUT IMMeDIATeLY.
κ§β Can't get rid of me a ma babies dat easily, cher.π«°π½ β κ§
κ§β Ah'm sure Ah relieve it mo' dan Ah induce it. Ah'll be sure ta be on ma beesssst behavia when Ah get back, mo she. β κ§
SIgh. PLeASe DO. DON'T DIe. ThAT wOULD be TeRRIbLY INcONVeNIeNT. AND IRRITATINg.
κ§β Of course Ah ain't dyin no time soon. Ah'm in ma lil pocket dimension now so Ah'll be back shortly. ;^)))) β κ§
κ§β He so cute when he angry. Ah, mo kΕr! β κ§
κ§β Hmm. He blocked me. β κ§
κ§β You real late padna Ah already unblocked maself. β κ§
κ§β Whea's dat clown β κ§
κ§β Cher ya say let you in like you don't jes show up. Ah'll take dem crystallized candies ya church be hannin out. Haedes say he wan any kinda chocolate. β κ§
I'LL JUST BRING WHAT3V3R I CAN FIND N0 PR0MIS3S 0N Y0UR CANDY! H3H3 TH0UGH... MAYB3 I'LL JUST BUY CANDY I WANT!!! W3'LL S33... I'LL B3 TH3R3 IN 5 MINUT3S!!!
I THINK Y0U LIK3 IT! B3CAUS3 0F THAT MAYB3 I WILL G3T Y0U TH0S3 CANDI3S :^)
κ§β Ah admit Ah find it charmin. Cute even, but also, cher, you offered da candies. β κ§
I'M ALR3ADY AT TH3 B0TT0M 0F TH3 SHIP! C0M3 G3T M3!!!
κ§β You got legs, cher. Or hitch on da back of one a' dem sorry sorts. β κ§
κ§β Big supporta of da purples an' dey carnivals. Lotta fun ta be had dea wit dey games an' shows an' dey been real friendly an' welcomin. Maybe Ah'll hit up one a' dem lata in da week. β κ§
κ§β On a lighta note, since dat seems ta be what tickles yalls fancy, dea's plenty of open positions in ma crew at da moment. If travellin da seas an' stars fits ya interests, talk ta me. β κ§
κ§β Neva had a need fa one a' dose, cher. Ah jes like ta have a meetin an' see how we match. β κ§
π« κ¦κ· OAHHAJSJAKKSAMQMmqmwkqma YES! YES WHATEVER YOU WANT
κ§β Hahaha, Ah like you, cher. We'll see what skills ya got an' whea ya can fit in. β κ§
κ§β 'Equally willin ta protect' Hahahahaha yall real funny on hea, yeah. β κ§
κ§β Ah, bon, we agree. An' sure, you can have suspicion if you wan. But Ah done said befo' rusties ain't rare. β κ§
κ§β Ah am in full support of beach day. β κ§
κ§β Lotta yall wan be used jes as bulge sleeves should jes line up at ma ship an' let me sell you off. Save both of us time. β κ§
κ§β Troll-Γ§ala sengulye. β κ§
κ§β Sure, Ah have a hoard of many lovely items an' trolls but you know what Ah really like ta collect? Pottery. Dem one o' a kind ones, a dem ancient ones tellin a story. β κ§
...um what the actual fuck? ...not the pottery thing, the hoarding trolls thing!!!
κ§β Yes. Ah sell dem too sometimes. In fact Ah racked in a profit jes dis evenin. β κ§
...oh um okay wow. so that's terrifying! feel free to pretend I don't exist, okay? ...okay??!
κ§β Yall ain't rare, non, ti rouj. Ah can pick one a' you up any time. β κ§
κ§β Hm. Suggest ya do well ta not be valuable den, huh, cher? Den again you fearful types are quite fun ta play wit. β κ§
...I'm literally not interesting at all, I'm the most standard burgundy ever so it would really be an actual waste of time to bother
κ§β Cher you ain't makin a good case fa yaself, non. Ah done heard dis song an' dance plenty times befo' an' it done end da same. Sold ta one a' my patrons a became one a' my crewmate's whores. You stayin around a lil long fa somebody dat don't wan get snatched up. β κ§
...it's morbid curiosity and sleep deprivation because literally the last thing I want aside from getting culled is to get taken!!!
κ§β See dat's dat ting about dat curiosity dea, ti rouj. Dat morbid word, yeah? Gon' get you inta sometin you ain't ready fa. Fe tensyon, twa. β κ§
κ§β Such a fascinatin ting dat dea 'desperation' is. Sure a whore divin fa bulge can be entertainin but aft'a certain point Ah lose interest. #nsfw β κ§
κ§β Ya left me a like dough, cher, so Ah'm tinkin it was a good impression dea. β κ§