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I DON'T ReALLY NeeD A MATeSpRIT. ThOUghT I'Ve cONSIDeR A SqUATTINg gAMeS ThAT INVOLVe bLOOD SpORTS.

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blacks not a colourrrrrr
Ɏ how to politely tell a-a-a highblood tha-a-at their dieta-a-ary ha-a-abits a-a-are concerning hea-a-alth-wise #genuineQuestion Ɏ
He IS VeRY cUTe, MY MOIRAIL. IT ALLOwS hIM TO geT AwAY wITh MANY, MANY ThINgS I wOULDN'T TYpIcALLY ALLOw. He ALSO DOeS wONDeRfUL wORK.
꒷꒦thar r alsoྐ whoྐ juྐst hate shiet soྐ either oྐr.꒦꒷
YeS, becAUSe I ThINK YOU ARe qUITe cUTe. If I DID NOT. HMMMM, NOT SURe. ThAT IS UNLIKeLY. :)
I KNOw I AM, AND YOU SeeM TO pUSh hOw eNDeARINg I cAN be RegULARLY.
I'M SO gLAD YOU fIND MY ReAcTIONS hUMOROUS. PLeASe ReAD ThIS wITh SARcASM DRIppINg heAVY fROM MY LIpS.
acttually ivve nevver seen any pirattes near my hivve. or ships for tthatt matttter. i guess ttheres notthing outt here wortth sailing for. which ttracks, givven how long itt ttakes for me tto gett tto land in tthe firstt place, and how emptty tthis beach is

I keep seeing pir8 mentioned. I'm LITERALLY right here, y'all! >::::/ Y'all wanna 8e me so 8ad I swear.
nvvm some pirattes please vvisitt my hivve im single and can cook and havve no otther qualitties
Oh AbSOLUTeLY, YOU ARe ALSO SO ROTTeN TO The cORe, whIch I fIND MOST chARMINg.
MY MOIRAIL IS AbSOLUTeLY TeRRIbLe. HOw cUTe.

I may have made a mistake. ❣︎
---- |I'm a fish I count oh wow I've never had a thing that I can do that's also a seadweller thing okay here goes glub| ____
Oh, hOw chARMINg, K'AZ MADe A fRIeND. A LOwbLOOD, qUITe chARMINg. :-)
---- |I hope so too but I know better than to try so it's not going to happen| ____
I waS aSkeD TO ReMake My accOUnT by My aSSISTanT, SO heRe I aM agaIn.
FaIR enOUgh, IT'S nIce TO MeeT yOU. 🙂
I've STaTeD nO SUch OpInIOn, I'M jUST LISTenIng, yOU'Re RaTheR UnIqUe IS aLL!
ALTeRnIa IS aLwayS fILLeD wITh SUch cReaTIve peOpLe.
YOU have been TheRe fOR a whILe. If yOU have TIMe, yOU can cOMe anD vISIT. I neeD TO DIScUSS ThIngS wITh yOU abOUT SOMe cRIMInaLS.
I'LL LeT yOU fIgURe ThaT One OUT yOURSeLf.
IT'S aLwayS InTeReSTIng SeeIng The OTheR eMpeRORS anD eMpReSSeS On ChITTR. The pOLITIcS Of IT aLL can be qUITe enTIcIng TO jUST, waTch gO DOwn RaTheR Than paRTIcIpaTe.
TheRe wAS A LOT Of STAbbINg IN The LONg VeRSIONS: bAcK STAbbINg, SIDe STAbbINg, STRAIghT-Up STAbbINg. A LOT Of KNIVeS AND SwORDS.
I AM DeepLY eNDeAReD TO ceRTAIN cASTeS. SO OUTwARDLY I cANNOT cOMpLAIN wheN SOMe Of TheM geT cATTY wITh Me. I DO TeND TO UNINTeNTIONALLY pOKe fUN AND cAUSe UpSeT. ThOUgh I beLIeVe ThAT IS MY MOIRAIL RUbbINg Off ON Me.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
IT IS eASY TO jUST wANT TO TALK ONLY TO TheM.
MOST Of MY NOTIfIcATIONS IS IN fAcT MY MOIRAIL. IT wOULD NOT KILL Me TO cONVeRSe wITh OTheRS.
I ALMOST feeL A TAD bAD fOR DUMpINg SOMe Of MY pApeRwORK ONTO MY ASSISTANT, bUT he'LL be fIIIIIINe. A cApAbLe MAN.
Ah, weLL, If YOU'Re OffeRINg, DeAR. I wILL.
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
SOMeTIMeS, If he'S IN The wAY, SIT ON hIM. :/
YeS, YeS, pLeASe DO cOMe heRe. :)!
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
:) ThANK YOU; VeRY MUch AppRecIATeD.
ThIS IS qUITe fUNNY fROM SOMeONe whO jUST MADe SeVeRAL bOLD STATeMeNTS AbOUT Me, A cOMpLeTe STRANgeR. HM?
AND TheRe IT IS, The pROjecTION. SO ANgRY AND fOR whAT? HAVe A gOOD LIghT, MR. STYxeN.
HM, If YOU hAVe TO gO Off A TechNIcALITY, TheN IT'S ALL MADe Up IN YOUR heAD. A ReASON TO bRINg Me, A gOD, AN eMpeROR, TO YOUR LeVeL? WhY DO YOU NeeD TO? ALL OVeR Me beINg SLIghTLY AMUSeD? BeINg eNDeAReD bY YOUR cONfIDeNce? We'Re NOT MADe EqUAL, MR. STYxeN. BIOLOgIcALLY, I AM SUpeRIOR; I wAS MADe TO RULe ALTeRNIA; YOU weRe NOT; YOU weRe MADe TO be A bATTeRY. ThOUgh I ADMIRe SOMeONe wITh SUch TeNAcITY LIKe YOURSeLf, YOUR pROjecTION IS qUITe OVeRShOT. MY cONfIDeNce IS eARNeD, NOT ASSUMeD. SO NO MATTeR hOw MANY ASSUMpTIONS YOU MAKe AND NO MATTeR hOw MANY pARALLeLS YOU ATTeMpT TO DRAw, ONe IS VeRY ReAL, AND The OTheR IS jUST A pITIAbLe bLANKeT TO cOVeR INSecURITIeS.
I'M A fUchSIA; I KILLeD TO geT INTO ThIS SpOT, AS ALL fUchSIAS DO. DO YOU NOT KNOw hOw IMpeRIAL SUcceSSION wORKS? I MAINTAIN MY pOSITION AS A fUchSIA; I AM bIOLOgIcALLY DIffeReNT ThAN YOU. YOU cAN fIghT AND KIcK AND cheAT YOUR wAY TO The TOp, bUT ThAT IS NOT whAT I NeeD TO DO.
WhY wOULD I LIe? I'M AN eMpeROR; I DON'T NeeD TO LIe TO A gOLDbLOOD. YOU cAN LIe ALL YOU wANT; I AM NOT YOU. ThOUgh YOU cAN hAVe fUN pROjecTINg YOURSeLf ONTO Me, MY AMUSeMeNT ReMAINS.
HM! ThAT SOUNDS LIKe SOMe SLIghT SeLf-pROjecTION. I hAVe NOT gIVeN ANY INDIcATION OUTSIDe Of beINg VAgUeLY AMUSeD. I AM SIMpLY AMUSeD; ThIS cONVeRSATION IS eNTeRTAININg.
I DID. AM I NOT ALLOweD TO fIND ThAT AMUSINg? I hAVe NOT INSULTeD YOU IN The SLIghTeST. ThOUgh I DO NOT NeeD TO.
I jUST SAID IT wAS qUAINT; TheRe'S NO NeeD TO jUSTIfY YOUR ANSweR TO Me. I jUST fOUND IT SLIghTLY AMUSINg, IS ALL.
CONfIDeNT, AReN'T YOU! HOw qUAINT.
STep ON ThOSe AROUND YOU AND pRAY hUbRIS DOeSN'T DRAg YOU INTO The gROUND.
TheN KILL TheM TOO, I SUppOSe, bUT ThAT jUST MAKeS MORe wORK, AND peOpLe STILL ULTIMATeLY geT pAID.
Ah, bUT TheY ARe geTTINg pAID, SO I See NO ISSUe; USefUL wheN DeAD.
TheY ShOULD LIVe AND LeARN. OR DIe AS A ReSULT AND SeRVe AS A LeSSON TO OTheRS.
SIgh. PLeASe DO. DON'T DIe. ThAT wOULD be TeRRIbLY INcONVeNIeNT. AND IRRITATINg.
YOU'Re A STReSS INDUceR IN MY LIfe.
I hOpe IT TAKeS YOU OUT IMMeDIATeLY.

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Ï üsëd ä löw blööd för ëmötïönäl läbör. Ï'm cürëd nöw.
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
NO, becAUSe I DIDN'T STAb heR. I DID STAb The peRSON whO STAbbeD heR. @STYgIANTAgONIST STOLe TheIR wALLeT, ThOUgh. BOTh TIMeS.
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
FINe. I wILL SIMpLY SIT AND gO MAD SILeNTLY. AS ONe DOeS.

Ï hävë cönsïdërëd mäkïng ä pöst äböüt my rätës büt ïf yöü hävë tö äsk....

Ït's grëät tö öncë ägäïn hävë trölls tö dö drügs ïn thë bäck öf my shïp wïth.

Änyönë whö wänts tö MËËT mÿ nëw trävël cömpänïöns. Hmü.
YOUR DefInITIOn Of fUnny IS qUITe TART.
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.
"New TRAVeLINg cOMpANIONS" DON'T LIKe ThAT. DON'T LIKe ThAT!!! Oh MY Oh Me.
FIRST.) YOU aSkeD Me If I waS InTO vOyeURISM. NO. SecOnD.) IT'S nOT The LaTTeR; IT'S The fIRST One. ThIRD.) YOU aRe aS IncORRIgIbLe aS aLwayS.
Oh, wOw. I DOn'T ThInk I enjOy ThaT One bIT. HM. DOn'T Say ThaT.

(;;;・_・) right. Double not going

There will also be trolls equally as willing to protect? Idk, I refuse to live my life in fear because there are bad guys out there in the world. That sounds fucking miserable.
why are people talkiing about the beach. ii'm not goiing to the fuckiing beach







