
K'azvyn
@stygiAntagonist
꧁⎝ Comin soon t'a shore near you. ⎠꧂ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.

꧁⎝ Brushin ma ships' teeth good luck ta anyone nearby gettin dey pumpa ruptured from dey purrin. ⎠꧂
HAppY #MOIRAIMONDAY, @STYgIANTAgONIST IS MY MOIRAIL, whOMST I cARe DeepLY fOR. He IS ALSO AN INcORRIgIbLe INDIVIDUAL whO gRATeS MY NeRVeS. GRATES AND SOOTheS. NONeTheLeSS, SOMeONe I DO AppRecIATe qUITe DeepLY.
WheRe'S MY MOIRAIL?

꧁⎝ Me an' ma hostages against da world [da fuckin star about ta explode a lil too close ta ma ship] ⎠꧂
DON'T DATe SOMeONe whO wILL pISS YOU Off. YOU wILL be wORSe fOR IT.
I cAN feeL hIM DOINg SOMeThINg ANNOYINg.
I wATcheD MY ANceSTOR geT STAbbeD TO DeATh; IT wAS A VeRY eVeNTfUL NIghT.
"Oh, LUMDIR, DATe SOMeONe ADVeNTUROUS." WeLL, NOw YOU'Re DeAD, AND I'M DATINg A pIRATe.

꧁⎝ Hmm. He blocked me. ⎠꧂
"New TRAVeLINg cOMpANIONS" DON'T LIKe ThAT. DON'T LIKe ThAT!!! Oh MY Oh Me.







