Father Faelen
@sufferingGxspel
✝+ I am a priest. I have nothing serious to post here. +✝ | He/Him | ooc:kingGreed
𖦹 Father Bontem is too formal but Daddy Bontem... much to think about. 𖦹
✝+ You think because we're dating, you wouldn't drive me up a wall. +✝
𖦹 I'm sure his hatin ass will show up in my notifs or on da dash talkin shit eventually. 𖦹
𖦹 Imagine you was chillin' witcha podnas and you get a lil scratch in your hear ducts, somethin fly out and then turn into a schoolfeed buggy on da street next to y'all. Wrigglers laughin at you and da Frizz wave then drive off. No thank you or nothin. No hi cat dog nothin. Just free use field trip. 𖦹
✝+ If you are visibly distraught, or I can tell that it caused upset, of course I would. +✝
𖦹 I would be a bit astonished. Dere's a small hint of a smile on my face from da absurdity of it all but you can tell I'm a little hurt I didn't at least get a troll popeyes coupon. 𖦹
✝+ Aaah, well, I would still comfort you. I do not have a coupon, so I cannot exactly help there. +✝
𖦹 If I worked dere and you gave me an expired coupon I'd give you da discount anyway. 𖦹
✝+ Well. Thank you, love. I don't think I've ever eaten there but I appreciate it. +✝
✝+ I suppose of all the people I could have chosen to be my matesprit, he's not the most salacious... +✝
𖦹 I have my salacious tendencies well tamed, I like to think. 𖦹
✝+ Oh, to at least be forthcoming, I suppose... I am dating @freakHeaux. :) He has an odd way of phrasing it. "Mangosteen" how charming. +✝
𖦹 Framing dis. 𖦹
\ the nuns are g0nna be ST0KED /
✝+ Ah, well yes correct. They have already thought I was dating him.. +✝
𖦹 Yall I got my mangosteen. I'm da happiest troll ever 𖦹
✝+ I still don't know why I am a mangosteen. +✝
✝+ I overslept, and I feel rather regretful of it. Though not much I can do about that. +✝
𖦹 But you looked like you slept well, so dat's always good. 𖦹
✝+ My nuns think I'm in a romantic relationship and have been exceptionally thrilled about it. +✝ ✝+ I am not in a romantic relationship. +✝
𖦹 I've also been exceptionally thrilled about it. 𖦹
✝+ I suppose harassing trolls is his enrichment +✝
𖦹 Button pressing is an art. 𖦹
𖦹 NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT 𖦹
✝+ Oh, don't be, I'm not disappointed in you or whatever. I mediated it because I woke up and saw it, that's all. Make all the salacious posts you want, Jaxxon. +✝
✝+ I should sleep, but I'm stricten with thoughts, so I've been cleaning the cathedral. +✝
𖦹 Share your thoughts, Father. 𖦹
✝+ My woes? Nothing truly interesting, Jaxxon. Late night anxieties, nagging thoughts. A restless hour. +✝
𖦹 You see my big ass ears I'm all dem. If ya wanna talk to someone I mean. 𖦹
✝+ You have very lovely ears, if you're free, I suppose we can chat. +✝