Father Faelen
@sufferingGxspel
✝+ I am a priest. I have nothing serious to post here. +✝ | He/Him | ooc:kingGreed
✝+ I'm about to change my mind on this entire relationship stuff. +✝
𖦹 I might cry. 𖦹
✝+ I've been called a dilf. I am not. +✝
𖦹 I meeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn 𖦹
✝+ Offering to give a priest a striptease is quite the thing to do, dear. +✝
✝+ @infiniteProxy Hi. I didn't realize you were here as well. +✝
against my øwn better judgement, here i am. call it mørbid curiøsity and a pathøløgical need før entertainment.
✝+ I'd say this is also against my better judgment as well, but I got a matesprit out of it so one good thing came out of this +✝
i suppøse cøngratulatiøns are in ørder. anything is pøssible, truly.
✝+ I have nothing to say around impolite company. +✝
3833 < Good stream of t)(inking! 38PP < Rude people do not n33d to be rude and you do not n33d to say anyt)(ing to t)(em.
✝+ The ydon't need to be rude, but they will be. However, it would be uncouth of me to reply with my inside thoughts. +✝
𖦹 Father Bontem is too formal but Daddy Bontem... much to think about. 𖦹
✝+ You think because we're dating, you wouldn't drive me up a wall. +✝
𖦹 I'm sure his hatin ass will show up in my notifs or on da dash talkin shit eventually. 𖦹
𖦹 Imagine you was chillin' witcha podnas and you get a lil scratch in your hear ducts, somethin fly out and then turn into a schoolfeed buggy on da street next to y'all. Wrigglers laughin at you and da Frizz wave then drive off. No thank you or nothin. No hi cat dog nothin. Just free use field trip. 𖦹
✝+ If you are visibly distraught, or I can tell that it caused upset, of course I would. +✝
𖦹 I would be a bit astonished. Dere's a small hint of a smile on my face from da absurdity of it all but you can tell I'm a little hurt I didn't at least get a troll popeyes coupon. 𖦹
✝+ Aaah, well, I would still comfort you. I do not have a coupon, so I cannot exactly help there. +✝
𖦹 If I worked dere and you gave me an expired coupon I'd give you da discount anyway. 𖦹
✝+ Well. Thank you, love. I don't think I've ever eaten there but I appreciate it. +✝
✝+ I suppose of all the people I could have chosen to be my matesprit, he's not the most salacious... +✝
𖦹 I have my salacious tendencies well tamed, I like to think. 𖦹