I'll say it. Perhaps this is a flagrant display of my own alien ignorance. By my understanding, some of you are TOO OLD to still be on-planet. And with the sense of individual responsibility of a layabout vagrant, you spend your idle waking hours scrolling social media with a hand stuffed down your trousers. "Who wants me?" The Imperial Conscript. Go get in line for your assignment lest the drones haul you off, you draft-dodger. DO NOT come into my comment section to inform me that YOUR ITERATION of Alternia doesn't require you to feed the intergalactic war machine until you're troll-equivalent-of-twenty-five. I'm looking at you. You're ready to board that ship.
[⚙︎ @pparent|y I'm he|ping the imperia| war machine by making sure they don't a|| drown in their own fi|th. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ I guess drones are too expensive when you can have a rust do it for basica||y free. ⚙︎]
shut up meg.
actually thats an insult to meg griffin just do this site and your version of earth a favor and cull yourself
i have been waiting for my summons messiah but i think... the emPress may have forgotten about me |':F -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
How satisfyingly low-effort. You really are the Hungry Man Dinner of commenters.
Thank god for that. I'd have thrown you off the cliff and gone back to the caverns for another one.
LUSUS OF THE YEAR AWARD
A Flagrant disrespect of power~ there is no reason they cannot self-abuse on the warship~. #NSFW
You are so correct and attractive.