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@tantalizingPrimadonna

▶ PLAY: [ HEAD OF BIGMAN ENTMT ] ⏹ STOP

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 492Kull Score: 46835 followers8 following

▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ SO DAMN TRUE ⏸ you win the internet for today little guy ] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +37
Kull: +17
Total: 54
Ratio: 2.18
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
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@televisedAviamor[TA]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahcgregg/which-minion-are-you

▶ PLAY: [you knew i had to take it ⏸ LOL ⏸ what a cute thing he is ] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +5
Total: 5

▶ PLAY: [damn girl ⏸ IT DIDNT EVEN WORK ⏸ :о( ⏸ HERES MY RESULT ] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING A LITTLE MINION FOR THE OFFICE.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

▶ PLAY: [ohhhhhh ⏸ HELL YEAH ⏸ you get it ] ⏹ STOP

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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@surlyTabloid[ST]

PAPOI.

▶ PLAY: [hahaha ⏸ YOU FUNNY SUSPICIOUS LITTLE CHARACTER :o) ⏸ i knew they picked the best ones for the show ⏸ DO YOUR BEST BOY] ⏹ STOP

▶ PLAY: [modern television aint shit ⏸ NO DRAMA ⏸ no deaths ⏸ NO BETRAYAL ⏸ no despair ⏸ SOMEONE HAD TO BRING IT BACK ] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +67
Kull: +50
Total: 117
Ratio: 1.34
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@timelessGadabout[TG]

i dont like this gif

Kull: +5
Total: 5

▶ PLAY: [ok what now ⏸ NEXT TIME YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU DONT LIKE ⏸ hello kitty ⏸ GET A GRIP] ⏹ STOP

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

you keep hello kittys name out of your heathen mouth

Kult: +5
Total: 5

▶ PLAY: [if you died tonight ⏸ NOTHING IN MY LIFE WOULD CHANGE] ⏹ STOP

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

wrong youd have to scrub blood out of your carpet cuz yours gonna have to kill me yourself

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love yourself
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Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
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An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
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Those who came before us.
@jupitersCrossing[JC]

☆ > Where did this creature pull that chainsaw from

▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ CLEARLY YOU DONT KNOW WHO U R TALKING TO ⏸ its none of my concern ⏸ I HAVE EMPLOYEES SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TASK] ⏹ STOP

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

wrong im taking all your employees with me

▶ PLAY: [obviously ⏸ FROM HIS THONG ⏸ so funny] ⏹ STOP

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▶ PLAY: [@tenaciousVirtuoso ⏸ GONNA BE IN OFFICE IN LIKE 15 MINS ⏸ can you believe i forgot my 5th buggy keys again lol ⏸ CAN YOU CHECK THE DRAWERS ⏸ the ones with a minion swarovski keychain on it ⏸ GRAB ME A LATTE WHILE YOURE AT IT OKAY LUV ⏸ hope our new little star isnt giving you much trouble ⏸ XOXO] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +29
Kull: +22
Total: 51
Ratio: 1.32

𝆏𝆏 - - he is problematic 𝆑𝆑 BUT VERY FUNNY 𝆏𝆏 - - one pair of keys and a latte coming right up ~~~~~~

▶ PLAY: [fym you mean problematic ⏸ LOL ⏸ i specifically looked for those that wouldnt hurt a fly ⏸ YOU LITTLE JOKESTER :o) ⏸ dont play with me] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +2
Total: 2

𝆏𝆏 - - sorry 𝆑 - - Just a little humor!! 𝆏𝆏 - - it wont happen again

▶ PLAY: [good ⏸ ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP THE WORK ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY ⏸ silly even ⏸ XD] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +2
Total: 2

▶ PLAY: [ hahaha ⏸ THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ⏸ literally me ⏸ WHEN MY EMPLOYEES PISS ME OFF ⏸ big lol ] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +47
Kull: +35
Total: 82
Ratio: 1.34

▶ PLAY: [dont mind ⏸ THE QUALITY OF IMAGE ⏸ i do captchas ⏸ IN MY FREE TIME ⏸ as a hobby ⏸ LOL ] ⏹ STOP

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=If=only=gutterbloods=such=as=I=could=be=that=easy=to=fix=although=I=will=always=endeavor=to=use=more=than=100%=of=my=limited=capacities=especially=for=nobles=such=as=yourself=haha=:)//<

Kull: +2
Total: 2

▶ PLAY: [hahaha ⏸ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ⏸ lol ⏸ I DONT REALLY CARE FOR YOUR PITY PARTY ] ⏹ STOP

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=It=is=not=a=pity=party=but=a=statement=of=reality=your=grace=though=if=you=want=me=to=shut=up=as=a=whole=I=could=do=that=haha=:?//<

Kull: +2
Total: 2

▶ PLAY: [big man ⏸ GET IT RIGHT ] ⏹ STOP

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Big=man=haha=:?//<

▶ PLAY: [if you are planning to waste my time any further ⏸ REMEMBER THIS NAME ⏸ bitch boy] ⏹ STOP

Kult: +7
Total: 7