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@tantalizingPrimadonna
▶ PLAY: [ HEAD OF BIGMAN ENTMT ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ SO DAMN TRUE ⏸ you win the internet for today little guy ] ⏹ STOP
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahcgregg/which-minion-are-you
▶ PLAY: [you knew i had to take it ⏸ LOL ⏸ what a cute thing he is ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [damn girl ⏸ IT DIDNT EVEN WORK ⏸ :о( ⏸ HERES MY RESULT ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [modern television aint shit ⏸ NO DRAMA ⏸ no deaths ⏸ NO BETRAYAL ⏸ no despair ⏸ SOMEONE HAD TO BRING IT BACK ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [ok what now ⏸ NEXT TIME YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU DONT LIKE ⏸ hello kitty ⏸ GET A GRIP] ⏹ STOP
wrong youd have to scrub blood out of your carpet cuz yours gonna have to kill me yourself
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ CLEARLY YOU DONT KNOW WHO U R TALKING TO ⏸ its none of my concern ⏸ I HAVE EMPLOYEES SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TASK] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [@tenaciousVirtuoso ⏸ GONNA BE IN OFFICE IN LIKE 15 MINS ⏸ can you believe i forgot my 5th buggy keys again lol ⏸ CAN YOU CHECK THE DRAWERS ⏸ the ones with a minion swarovski keychain on it ⏸ GRAB ME A LATTE WHILE YOURE AT IT OKAY LUV ⏸ hope our new little star isnt giving you much trouble ⏸ XOXO] ⏹ STOP
𝆏𝆏 - - he is problematic 𝆑𝆑 BUT VERY FUNNY 𝆏𝆏 - - one pair of keys and a latte coming right up ~~~~~~
▶ PLAY: [fym you mean problematic ⏸ LOL ⏸ i specifically looked for those that wouldnt hurt a fly ⏸ YOU LITTLE JOKESTER :o) ⏸ dont play with me] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [good ⏸ ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP THE WORK ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY ⏸ silly even ⏸ XD] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [new intern ⏸ THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING PAID ⏸ bestie ⏸ U WILL PROLLY DIE ON THE FILMING SET ⏸ dont waste my time ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [ hahaha ⏸ THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ⏸ literally me ⏸ WHEN MY EMPLOYEES PISS ME OFF ⏸ big lol ] ⏹ STOP
▶ PLAY: [dont mind ⏸ THE QUALITY OF IMAGE ⏸ i do captchas ⏸ IN MY FREE TIME ⏸ as a hobby ⏸ LOL ] ⏹ STOP
>--D=If=only=gutterbloods=such=as=I=could=be=that=easy=to=fix=although=I=will=always=endeavor=to=use=more=than=100%=of=my=limited=capacities=especially=for=nobles=such=as=yourself=haha=:)//<
▶ PLAY: [hahaha ⏸ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ⏸ lol ⏸ I DONT REALLY CARE FOR YOUR PITY PARTY ] ⏹ STOP
>--D=It=is=not=a=pity=party=but=a=statement=of=reality=your=grace=though=if=you=want=me=to=shut=up=as=a=whole=I=could=do=that=haha=:?//<
▶ PLAY: [if you are planning to waste my time any further ⏸ REMEMBER THIS NAME ⏸ bitch boy] ⏹ STOP
>--D=I=was=unaware=your=name=is=Big=Man=but=I=shall=endeavour=to=pronounce=each=syllable=to=the=fullest=authoritative=extent=possible=to=achieve=by=my=malnourished=audio=strings=your=Biggest=Manliest=haha=:)//<