Tobias Trilby
@tantilicatiousToaster
Offspring of the Mothdad, the best dad. The lusus who lets me own many vintage toasters.
guys i still have no idea what kinds of things you're supposed to do for milestones like this.
Bªkɛ ª cªkɛ!
i mean i'm probably going to do that anyway. but still, i appreciate the idea!
Bůƴ ª cªkɛ frºm mɛ ªnd ɛªt thɛ cªkɛ?
wait you make cakes? :o
I růn ª bªkɛrƴ..mªkịng ịt ịntº ª tªvɛrn ɛvɛntůªllƴ whɛn mºthdªd gɛts thɛ bůịld pɛrmịts
oh snap a bakery? what's your specialty? :O
Pªstrịɛs brɛªds ịm trƴịng ºůt thịs ªvºcªdº brɛªd rɛcịpɛ thªts sůppºsɛd tº bɛ rɛªllƴ gººd. I ªlsº hªvɛ thịs bịg ºl cªůldrºn I mªkɛ stɛws ịn :>
Yºů gůƴs knºw hºw Im nịcɛ tº ɛvɛrƴºnɛ ªnd thịnk ɛvɛrƴºnɛ dɛsɛrvɛs lºvɛ ªnd frịɛnds? Im sªd tºdªƴ.
Yºů sªddɛn mɛ.
Yºůr wºrds hůrt mƴ pªn ªnd ɛƴɛs. Im dƴslɛxịc.
I fɛll dºwn thɛ stɛps ịnfrºnt ºf mƴ bªkɛrƴ thªnks tº rªịn. Ivɛ bɛɛn ºn thɛ sịdɛwªlk fºr lịkɛ 30 mịnůtɛs. Thɛ skƴ lººks prɛttƴ tºnịght.
at least move a little bit else everwyone will think you arwe a corwpse
I wịgglɛd ª lịttlɛ ịntº thɛ grªss
Mªƴbɛ
Hºpɛ thịs ịs tº ƴºůr lịkịng, I spɛnt ª lºng tịmɛ ºn thɛ ºpɛnịng. Gɛttịng thɛ rºtªtịºn tº wºrk. @cªptªịnAngůlªr #wººdcrªft https://cdn.ịmgchɛst.cºm/fịlɛs/898ª683ɛfd10.png
VWery impressivwe, vwell done lad that is some fine craftsmanship there.
Yºů sªịd ƴºů wªntɛd ª shịp cªrvɛd ịn sº I thºůght I cªnt jůst flºªt thɛrɛ sº I mªdɛ ª lịttlɛ scɛnɛ. Evɛn ªddɛd ª lịttlɛ bịrd.
Good attention to detail lad, you knowv honest vwork deservwes a honest payment, I'll be sending you a good chunk of plunder vwia by one of my many indigos, if he givwes you trouble tell me and I'll personally cull him myself.
(( Also quick out of character but...ITS SO PRETTYY ARGHHHH THANK YOU LAD/LASS/WHATEVER PRONOUNS YE USE
Im sůrɛ ịf I gịvɛ thɛm ª snªck fºr thɛ rºªd fºr frɛɛ thɛƴ wºnt cªůsɛ ịssůɛs, Bůt thªnk ƴºů.
【Thank you!! ♡♡♡ He/they/whatever, and if you want i can show you the paper sketch. That was me coloring it on my phone :3 】
Another tough wipe, a Bit of a different picture for #FatFuckFriday . This one taken roughly a sweep ago, featuring my friend and scalesuit maker (@/PARTAYBEASTAY on ScaleAffinity and NightSky), me deButing my UmBerBelly suit, during PearlScale 46. For those who never had the luck of going to Pearlscale, it was the only Scaly con I recall happening exclusively on the organizer's cruise ship. The organizer, fantastically eccentric and wonderfully cordial violet who, unlike a lot of organizers nowadays, always welcomed Below-indigos aBoard and made sure we felt welcome. It was always a nice time. It was a shame they eventually had to go off-world and their replacement changed *everything* good aBout the con, including the name, But the Pearlscale sweeps were really something else. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4a4f18B4582.png #suggestive #nsfw #cw-nsfw #fatfriday #fatBoyfriday #fatgirlfriday
I dịdnt knºw thªt wªs ªn ºptịºn. Yºů lººk sº gººd!
Hosting cons on ships? It's not altogether too uncommon, But not really something I tend to attend. Unfortunately most of the organizers with Boats tend to prefer to have cons that are a little, er... Shall we say, *of a limited palette*. Also, thank you very kindly. (08B
I ªm tº ům..*cºůgh* lºw fºr thɛ bºªtịɛs, ịs ºk. I mɛªn thɛ sůịts, thɛƴ lººk sº nịcɛ.
Oh, thank you! If you ever want you, I can refer you to my usual maker. She does discounts for friends of regulars (0;8B
I'd lịkɛ thªt ªlºt. :>
I must retire to my captain quarters in solitude before I cull all of my incompetent crewv in a blind rage, I svwear I'll fuckin get that vwhale one day I vwill not let this prey get avway that easily, maybe I'll go plunder some other ship to lift my mood.
Cºůld I ºffɛr ƴºů sºmɛ bªkɛd gººds tº lịft ƴºůr spịrịts?
I'm not in the bloody mood to evwen humor some lovwbloods fuckin baked good offers, besides vwhat do you evwen havwe to offer.
Brɛªds, cªkɛs, cººkịɛs crºịssªnt, prɛtzɛls, brºwnịɛs, Dªnịshɛs, mªccrºns, mªcªrººns, dºnůts dºnůt whºlɛs. Bɛªrclªws. Swɛɛt Bůns ªnd swɛɛt rºlls. Yɛs thɛƴ ªrɛ dịffɛrɛnt. I růn ª bªkɛrƴ
Hmph, I see I must say you havwe some real gall to try to make a salespitch of your baked goods to The Orphaner himself but you knowv, I can respect the hustle at the vwery least, maybe I might stop by your bakery vwhen I am land bound next time.
I gɛt thªt ªlºt, ị thịnk sºmɛºnɛ sªịd ị hªvɛ thɛ 'ịnªbịlịtƴ tº bɛ scªrɛd' ºf mºst thịngs thªt mªkɛ ºthɛr trºlls trɛmblɛ ịn fɛªr... I cªn mªkɛ ůp ª tịn ºf gººds jůst ƴºůr ƴºů! I cªn ɛvɛn hªvɛ thɛ cºntªịnɛr ɛngrªvɛd thªt wªƴ whɛn ƴºů cºmɛ bªck (ɛvɛrƴºnɛ ɛvɛntůªllƴ dºɛs) ƴºů cªn hªvɛ thªt spɛcịªl tịn jůst fºr ƴºůr gººds!
Really nowv, vwell make sure it's a real fuckin nice looking container and I might just leavwe you a decent chunk of gold as payment, also if you don't mind do try to engravwe a little ship on the container.
Aƴɛ ªƴɛ cªptªịn! Ill mªkɛ ƴºů thɛ prɛttịɛst ɛngrªvɛd bºx ƴºůvɛ ɛvɛr sɛɛn!
¤snɛªks ịn tº thɛ mªnºr ªnd stɛªls thɛịr nɛw cºffɛɛ pºt¤
Both ends are the mean end.
I bªkɛd thɛm frɛsh
Hmm. Would you take the box the new coffee machine came in.
And lɛªvɛ ƴºů wịth trªsh? Nº, I wºůld cªrɛfůllƴ sịt ịt ůndɛr thɛ cªbịnɛt ị sịt ịt ºn sº I cºůld rɛtůrn ịt lªtɛr
A fair point. I'm declining your cookies, with great misery.
Bůt ị brºůght thɛm ªll thịs wªƴ
You are making it very difficult to uphold my rotten mobster exterior, Trilby.
Thɛƴ hªvɛ tịnƴ půmpkịn ªnd bªt sprịnklɛs ºn thɛm.
... What flavor?
Uůůůh mªcªdªmịª ªnd whịtɛ chºcºlªtɛ? Alsº sůgªr cººkịɛs. Its ª mịx.