Tobias Trilby
@tantilicatiousToaster
Offspring of the Mothdad, the best dad. The lusus who lets me own many vintage toasters.
Yºů gůƴs knºw hºw Im nịcɛ tº ɛvɛrƴºnɛ ªnd thịnk ɛvɛrƴºnɛ dɛsɛrvɛs lºvɛ ªnd frịɛnds? Im sªd tºdªƴ.
Hºtɛl...
I fɛll dºwn thɛ stɛps ịnfrºnt ºf mƴ bªkɛrƴ thªnks tº rªịn. Ivɛ bɛɛn ºn thɛ sịdɛwªlk fºr lịkɛ 30 mịnůtɛs. Thɛ skƴ lººks prɛttƴ tºnịght.
at least move a little bit else everwyone will think you arwe a corwpse
Hºpɛ thịs ịs tº ƴºůr lịkịng, I spɛnt ª lºng tịmɛ ºn thɛ ºpɛnịng. Gɛttịng thɛ rºtªtịºn tº wºrk. @cªptªịnAngůlªr #wººdcrªft https://cdn.ịmgchɛst.cºm/fịlɛs/898ª683ɛfd10.png
VWery impressivwe, vwell done lad that is some fine craftsmanship there.
Yºů sªịd ƴºů wªntɛd ª shịp cªrvɛd ịn sº I thºůght I cªnt jůst flºªt thɛrɛ sº I mªdɛ ª lịttlɛ scɛnɛ. Evɛn ªddɛd ª lịttlɛ bịrd.
Good attention to detail lad, you knowv honest vwork deservwes a honest payment, I'll be sending you a good chunk of plunder vwia by one of my many indigos, if he givwes you trouble tell me and I'll personally cull him myself.
(( Also quick out of character but...ITS SO PRETTYY ARGHHHH THANK YOU LAD/LASS/WHATEVER PRONOUNS YE USE
Im sůrɛ ịf I gịvɛ thɛm ª snªck fºr thɛ rºªd fºr frɛɛ thɛƴ wºnt cªůsɛ ịssůɛs, Bůt thªnk ƴºů.
【Thank you!! ♡♡♡ He/they/whatever, and if you want i can show you the paper sketch. That was me coloring it on my phone :3 】
Shºůld I gº ịntº sºůps ªnd stɛws? Sịncɛ I mªkɛ brɛªd?
Id lịkɛ tº thịnk mƴ bªkɛrƴ ịs wɛlcºmɛ tº ªll crɛªtůrɛs. Sºmɛ trºlls mªƴ ªrgůɛ thªt mƴ lºcªtịºn mªkɛs ịt fɛɛl lịkɛ thɛƴ wªlkɛd ịntº fªɛ trªp bůt trůst mɛ ịts jůst thɛ gịªnt trɛɛ. Thɛrɛ ịs nº trªps. Unlɛss tºp ºf thɛ lịnɛ bªkɛd gººds ịs ª trªp.
Brɛªd #brɛªdpºstịng
¤snɛªks ịn tº thɛ mªnºr ªnd stɛªls thɛịr nɛw cºffɛɛ pºt¤
Hmm. Would you take the box the new coffee machine came in.
And lɛªvɛ ƴºů wịth trªsh? Nº, I wºůld cªrɛfůllƴ sịt ịt ůndɛr thɛ cªbịnɛt ị sịt ịt ºn sº I cºůld rɛtůrn ịt lªtɛr
A fair point. I'm declining your cookies, with great misery.
You are making it very difficult to uphold my rotten mobster exterior, Trilby.
Uůůůh mªcªdªmịª ªnd whịtɛ chºcºlªtɛ? Alsº sůgªr cººkịɛs. Its ª mịx.
Had a good long think about it. The cookies remained declined. But a few maroons around here wouldn't mind a couple.
I ªm sº cºzƴ ịn mƴ hůmªn bɛd. Thɛ blªnkɛts ªrɛ wɛịghtɛd ªnd thịck. Thɛ pịllºws ªrɛ bịg ªnd flůffƴ. Thɛ plůshịɛs ªs hůggªblɛ ªnd sqůɛªk. Its pɛrfɛct. Nºw ịf ºnlƴ I cºůld shªrɛ thịs ɛxpɛrịɛncɛ wịth sºmɛºnɛ. #ƴɛªrnịng #ɛɛpƴ
#mªtɛsprịtɛMºndªƴ ịs ª hůgɛ W fºr mɛ. Onlƴ bɛcªůsɛ thɛ bªkɛrƴ ịs ịn fůll swịng thɛ sɛªsºnªl cªkɛs ªrɛ sɛllịng fªst ªnd I hªvɛ lịkɛ 30 cůstºm ºrdɛrs ịn thɛ ºvɛns fºr sªppƴ trºlls whº wªnt tº ịmprɛss thɛịr flůshcrůshɛs. #sịnglɛprịnglɛsůnịt #ịmnºtcrƴịng #bůsịnɛssịsbººmịng
I rɛqůịrɛ ª hůg.
8=l < You're in luck, I have a stock of those
You might have to lean down a little, But I have some to offer.
TOAST FACT: bªck ịn thɛ ɛªrth 'Vịctºrịªn' tịmɛs hůmªns wºůld půt brɛªds ºntº 3 prºngɛd mɛtªl rºds wịth cůrvɛd ɛnds ªnd hºld thɛm nɛxt tº ºpɛn fịrɛs tº tºªst thɛm. #dªshwªtchịng #scªrɛd #hªvɛtºªstịnstɛªd
Toasters didn't exist until like. 90ish sweeps ago? Can't diss ancient people for wanting crunchy bread
¤Lɛªvɛs ª trªịl ºf bịscůịts lɛªdịng tº ª trºll sịzɛd bºx wịth ª stịck prºppịng ºpɛn thɛ dººr¤
Pịnnịng flƴ cºrpsɛs tº ª cºrkbºªrd whɛn I kịll thɛm wịth ª swªttɛr fºr dịvịng mƴ ɛªrs*
I mịssɛd whɛn thɛ gịªnt drªkɛ stºlɛ mƴ brɛªd whịlɛ ịt wªs cººlịng.
Ah, perhaps one night, when one isn't so Bunkerlocked. I'm sure the Old Man would love to visit again.
*tªkɛs ª dɛɛp brɛªth* F U C K
Im gºnnª sªƴ ª swɛªr wºrd
'Grɛgºrƴ‽ Hºw dịd ƴºů gɛt ůp thɛrɛ‽‽' #dªshwªtchịng #vªgůɛpºstịng
Whº nɛɛds qůªdrɛnts rịght *sịttịng ịn ª cºrnɛr wịth hªmpɛr ºvɛr hɛªd*
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 quadrants are invented by the empire to sell more pails ^^^^^^^^^^
Hªppƴ mªtɛsprịtɛ/mºịrªịl Mºndªƴ ºr jůst hªppƴ Mºndªƴ fºr fɛllºw qůªdlɛss trºlls