♣ mediated by @tantilicatiousToaster
... What flavor?
Hmm. Would you take the box the new coffee machine came in.
Attempts will be met with the mean end of the crowbar.
And a happy late matesprit monday to the two trolls that somehow thought All This was worth the hassle. And also my froggy. #myfroggy
Well. MayBe I'll leave it up to her if she shares or not... @angelicAnomaly
')(e)(e' I swear tϕ gϕg did yϕu take 'em mϕt)( bϕy.
Sϕmeϕne eit)(er tϕϕk my cigar bϕx ϕr i lϕst it. If its sϕmeϕne t)(at tϕϕk it im breaking fingers. #viϕlence
fuck .im now bad guy. no concecunses no judgee
ivwe found that neither asking for vwhat someones junk is like and offering up vwhat mine is like are too conducivwe to making our junk meet. #suggestivwe
D--> Eridan D--> Turn off your PC D--> You left Dwarf Fortress open D--> It is inflating your play time on Steam
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i love being fucking whiny and annoying. would recommend. ദ്ദി( ˘̀ ֊ ˘́) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
D--> Why do I feel my emotions in my teeth
[$IGH I'M...ALL WET AND MU$KY AND $AD...I $URE HOPE...NO HAND$OME MAN #OME$ TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER..LITTLE OL ME...ALL ALONE LIKE THI$...$IGH]
“one, eight, zero, zero, he's so handsome, he's my hero.” @bbnoMula 🫵
O)(, SO PRECIOUS! T)(EIR LITTLE MINDS SPARKLE LIKE S)(ATTERED GLASS—)(OLY, RADIANT, WORT)( CRADLING IN T)(E DARK.
reading up on human corporeal punishment to up my spanking game. #suggestivwe #spankityspankityspank
ALL ARE 8LIND W)(OSE EYES ARE CLOSED. YES?
...fucked around and im findin out. dam
T)(IS IS C)(ITTR. VERY WELL, GOOD EVENING EVERYONE ON T)(IS SITE.
I'm gonna say something controversial I miss Eridan ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
I truly hate the fact that I can hear the electricity in the wall when I plug in my phone.
IndiVVidually, some of you possess qualities bordering on tolerable. A sharp tongue. A respectable appetite. The occasional flicker of breeding. Then you gather. And suddenly I am confronted VWWith an endless procession of beggars, exhibitionists, self-appointed philosophers, failed reVVolutionaries, degenerates, sentimentalists, and creatures apparently so starVVed for attention that they VWWill announce the most humiliating details of their personal liVVes to complete strangers before breakfast. This accumulation is not a community, rather the strongest proof that the empire VWWas foolish in proVViding literacy to the land castes. #abuse #cVWW-casteism #nsfVWW
I’ll say it to your face @itsDirk. You’d look ugly with a beard.
You, at a coffee shop: I hope I can get a black coffee today. Guy directly in front of you in line: Let me go ahead and tell you my life story. My wife is fuckin' the mailtroll and the only thing that can help me cope is addin' 12 shots of caramel to a non-biodegradable cup of bullshit. Dude behind you: I'm gonna blow up the bathroom right before someone else needs to use it, I've been saving this toe curler since last night. Guy behind the counter: This cock cage is turning my shit purple.
ok im fine novw, ewveryone pretend nothing happened. moment of vweakness.
Wait. Have I missed another ominous mysterious likely dangerous thing.
That is not what the story is called. I don't know why I just typed that.
That is not the direction that happens in.
We've really got to do something about this.
I expect royalties in the mail soon.
my favorite "bored game" is where you pick a multiple of 10 (ex. 50) and count up (51, 52...) but instead of going to the nexg multiple of 10 you js keep counting regularly (50 10, 50 11, 50 12) until you reach the number you started with (50 50)
Please. The stick up my ass is entirely unrelated to my weaponry.
my favworite vword starts vwith an s, ends vwith an s, and has a lut in the middle. a lut of me!!!
I can't say anything on the popcorn topic, given I don't eat popcorn at all.
think theres anyone out there who watched grease and went yeah roger is my favorite character
(Child) asks: Can I have a glass of milk with honey and some teddy grams? You can kill a man if you really want to.
Maybe when you're older, kid.
yall aint ready for wwhats gonna happen on stream
I call dibs on being the next King in Yellow once we get Hastur out of here.
There Is No True Definition Of Evil Outside The Lack Of Suffering. There Is No Definition Of Good Outside Suffering. To Suffer Is To Be Pitiable Is To Lack Evil Is To Be Good. Forever In Aeternum As Was Decreed By God Made Paradox.
i wwish you could delete chitts, i wwanna scrub eq's account free of any trace of Them.
the ecology of chittr, ruined.
Why do I hear so much buzzing.
WHY 15 3V3RYN03N P0571NG 8335
⧃ You would think my moirail is my kismesis or my enemy.
dishwarsher
√(Why didn't you just say the length times 3)²
Hypothetically, if there were to be #dolls in existence that resembled the people I knew, and it already started with one of myself.. Which of an ex charge, ex partner, or the only woman I've ever had a soft spot for would be the least creepy to make next?
laundromat ii2 clo2iing iin an hour ii need thii2 2hiit to hurry the fuck up.
hell yeah. keep getting that bag 💰💰💰 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Just stole some guy's loaves 😋 #yum #crumBs #crumBsinmyfur
Other oversight from me was forgetting to Bring leaf fluid Bags. I was afraid the gallons upon gallons of water wouldn't Be enough to even drink, and I didn't want to waste any on leaf fluid. Now I do miss it. I supose I do have have ground chokeroot... I could... Try and make... Chokeroot fluid?
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o°○¤¤rate my bat. . . https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/081fd9c3db9c.png #ratemybat #firstpost¤¤○°o
Remember when pe0ple used t0 live chitt their jerk0ff sessi0ns #nsfw
Dont commit any crime whil·le im asl·leep. #ordo #moreworkformeiguess #oricoul·ldbel·lazy #trol·ll·lcopl·life #sergeanttired #goodnight
All of my favorite wrigglerhood wrestlers are off-planet now and all of my current favorites are at least a sweep younger than me. It is all so strange, truly.
Yϕu knϕw w)(at, i'm tired enϕug)(, and maybe a bit sleep depraved, my turn tϕ message an ex.
Ron from Jersey Shore could die tomorrow and I'd throw a goddamn party. I've never h8ted anyone more. His soul is rotten. #JerseyShore #RONCOULDDIE
th3y h4v3 m3 w4tch1ng j3rs3y shor3 wh1l3 1 pl4y c4stl3v4n14, lolz!!!!!!!! >8]
ron from jersey shore are you ready to die. #jerseyshore #skaianetchat
I HATE DREAM BUBBLES EWHAT DO YOU MEAN I FOUND VVIOLIN ROSIN I DONT PLAY THE VVIOLIN WWHY THE FUCK IS THIS HERE
sometimes when i get bored i dip mie tobias trilbie in indescript liquids and (insert ur pronouns) scream loud as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk #reference
We gotta kill Spider-Troll for the good of the people
November
prꙮ tip: always dꙮ a mrbeast challenge when given the ꙮppꙮrtunity. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Love me cancerously~ Like a salt sore soaked in the sea! 'High-maintenance' means you're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean! Kill me romantically! Fill my soul with vomit then ask me for a piece of gum. Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum! You're awful, I LOVE YOU! #lyricposting
NEW ROEL AMONGUS GAWME PLES TGPWWG
Using my Seer insight, I've noticed that a whole lot of you have been posting.
#suggestive?
I will not be going to therapy.
when I get ∞utta here I will n∞t be pursuing therapy I will be rawd∞gging my mental health and accepting n∞ questi∞ns
X My therapist is drinkable and or smokable #substance x
Recreational murder.
something feels 0ff.
°u°
your≡ scaring m≡
you got no id≡a whos about to sn≡≡z≡
uh-oh... biiigger isshew do oorguy godda figx...
⧃ I really don't have much to post at the moment, I just cannot let the Yoghurt Male post be my last one for the night. So hello, all.
So the ground SEEMS solid to walk on but I just tested and I can stick my hand into it arbitrarily deep?????
Workshopping new, interesting crimes that I can commit/solve.
because of feminism dude.
i†'s crazy how easy i† is †o fuck someone on here. are we sure †his is jus† mere social media ins†ead of a "mee† despera†e horny midbloods in your area" †ype shi†. #nsfw
|'m gonn^ mix three monsters into one ^nd mix ^ little five hovr energy in there. |'ll get b^ck to yov ^fter | drink it.
sometimes people post on here and it makes me want to drink bleach
its tuesday u know what that means 2 am tacos and wine driking out of a fancy glass and eating tacos in a fancy scented bath with rose petals and such specifically
I sense a portion of you are too flip with your use of the term "motherfucker." You skittish jokers aren't even the motherapproacher, much less the mothercourter. You couldn't look the mother in the eye, much less the crack. #MotherNothinger
can someone explain to me what the fuck clubs means mediate??? how do you use that like, hate, pity, those are self-explanatory even to a nasty little earthling like myself with shite quadrant understandin, but mediate?