
「kekeke~~ i'll have to read more uchūjin doujin! these kyutieful girls... megane-san has sinprongs!(o´・∀・)o」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchūjin means alien, like the full-figured pinkyute gyirls! doujin means special eastern manga kekeke~.]
https://i.ibb.co/5g0m06b5/IMG-1.png My bad. Hey, I can pivot. Switching digital skins to Dirk Strider Live Scan. Deploying kitty bikini. Now there's a body built for 24/7 eGirl Security Services. As a superintelligent AI, rest assured that I can only do so from an unimpeachably virtuous position of intangibility. Which is to say, this #catboy is #fixed.

「gyummm... (゜゜;)(。。;)」 「ai-chan doesn't like baras... she likes plushu boys. (;´Д`)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bara means musclehead! plushu boys is a slang term that means trolls with a little bit of grubfat left!]

Everyone's a critic.
You read my mind. \></

「ugly.」

Ain't no way I'm getting bodyshamed by the skinnyfat-worshipping NEET. Drop and give me a plausible bust-waist-hips ratio or hop off me.

「kekeke~... megane-san is futotta yarō, ai-chan is always calling him this! (*ゝω・*) he knows he's smexy to her, kekekeke~~~... as for kyutie proportiononos( ^ω^ )」 「3500 x 6500 px (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: futotta yarō means smexy boy with a liiitol bit of chubbins! (^3^)/ 3500 x 6500 px is the ideal canvas size for dtuber-chans, when their modelusii are making dem!]
Hold on now. That's not how this w ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?

「kekekeke~~ don't messu with ai-chan. ○o。.(ФωФ)○o。.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ☆ミnekoneko parafleaaaa beam☆ミ!!!]

「gomennesai, ai-chan, gomennesai, ai-chan! ・゚・(●´Д`●)・゚・」 「AI-CHAN'S WOTAGEI FOR FORGIVENESS: ai-chan no foxxxy hearto! darouo darouo, daisuki desu, daisuki desu!~~~~♧◇♡♤~~~KYA!!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomennesai, i'm so sorry for doubting you, ai-chan! ai-chan's wotagei has no equivalent words in stupid western alternian!]

