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My visit to the first stop on my bookstore tour was a resounding success! You may be asking yourself jake what are you doing in a half-empty bookstore in the middle of bloody nowhere and to that i say you will not find a better selection than the shite found in here!! I have been searching high and low for the almighty INTERSTELLAR PIG novella and i am proud to say i have my mitts on it! There truly is no better feeling of diving into a good ol sci fi, except for watching a flick of course, which, hm. Is there an interstellar pig film? Now THAT would be a riot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb8f39773845.jpeg

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@turingTested[TT]

Did you take this picture on an irradiated camera.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

What’s that camera got, fifteen percent of a megapixel? #Sad.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Congratulations on learning to read, BTW. It’s never too late.

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Hold your digital pixelated tongue mister!!! I have known how to read for over five years now and i am just as good as anyone else. I dont even use text to speech anymore either, cheeky.

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It is taken off of my motorola razor which is a perfectly fine piece of equipment.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Your poor, beleaguered phone no doubt breathed a sigh of relief when you sprayed spittle across its screen for the final time.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Citation needed. #CanItRunHAL.

Would you like to use its empty husk for anything in particular? Or your maker, perhaps, would find use in it? I think the jungle green would make a great accent for a robots peepers if i do say so myself.

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@technicallyTimaeus[TT]

Nice try. Hard no.

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