dave is cute. it’s just unfortunate that he has nothing back there.
john will never be my favorite as long as he has his pranksters gambit schtick theres only so much ectoslime a man can endure before he starts considering serial murder as a full time job
i bet you want to see me all slimed up in your bug bed its totally a troll fetish thing isnt it have we figured out if sopor is safe for humans cuz im totally down but I dont wanna like die but whatever im down regardless id rather die in a six foot long slime slip and slide tub than tripping over a shitty sword and impaling myself like a shish kabob #nsfw #gore (?)
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the only thing delicate about me is my ego slime me up captor do your worst (but in a cute cultural exchange way) also you can never have enough swords shut your whore mouth
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