GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒎ — @croesusKingpin Ritchy Keldam You ever know a guy that you’re massively fascinated with but lack the courage to say HI? That is, admittedly, how I feel about Ritchy. Yeah, I’m a FAN. That’s not even because of the Conglomerate Business He Runs. (But then again, anyone (⒈) would be fanboying over the guy with the pith of ‘RICH’ in his name.) HE’S JUST COOL, AL→? Let me dote over a guy before I PICK HIM APART. Figuratively. Anywho. Let’s Take A Gander at Ritchy Keldam! (CROWD CHEER! *camera flashes here!* Better STRIKE A POSE!) Ritchy. You either HEART him or HATE him. I don’t think there’s an inbetween; the difference is whether you see him as a BIMBOIFIED PLATITUDE or a CHARMING BLEEDING PUSHER. He’s evidently an applebob of both that’s become something approximately troll-shaped, if you asked me. Now forget everything I wrote about labels because for WHATEVER REASON he manages to break every expectation in a blissfully ignorant stride. For the FIGUREHEAD OF KELDAM CORP, he’s QUITE STRANGE: throwing caegars around like they don’t mean anything to him, flying into a MELODRAPANIC at the MILDEST INCONVENIENCE, and carrying the demeanor you might expect from a CHEERY CONCERT FRONTLINER than a reputed CEO. This FLAVOR OF BUSINESSMAN is functionally extinct. I posit there’s no one else as curious and aberrantly outward as Ritchy, and I mean that in a good way. ALAS, his whimsy stems from the fact his range of skills Lacks in the Austere. By this I mean he doesn’t have many household skills to rely on. His ancestor had raised him to become reliant beyond the MAIDS AND DRONES at his disposal, yet he lacks the facilities to whip ↑ a recipe with more than ⒊ steps. (No Offence!) However, this doesn’t deter him from LEARNING everything alongside the people he cares about. For this reason I genuinely don’t believe he has a MALEVOLENT BONE in him. AN OVERCONFIDENT BONE, DEFINITELY, but nothing deliberately EVIL. At his best, he’s the mood booster everyone (⒈) searches for, and at his worst, he is pushy, crabby, and demanding. But he’s always trying his best to improve. However, don’t be led astray by his confident exterior. I hope you aren’t picturing him to be SECRETLY EVIL in any way, because that’s NARY THE CASE. Rather, he’s more profound than you’d realize. If you dare look between the CRACKS, you’ll find that his ego isn’t nearly as large as you’d expect it to be. But he doesn’t want to dive ↓ the RITCHICEBERG. He’s afraid to. The nuances of his words, libido, and actions point to the fact that he carries a pain in his chest no distractions can heal. A sort of UNVOICED FEAR that makes you wonder how long he can keep ↑ the act before his stage comes crashing ↓. I know a part of you is trying to escape from your incompetence, whether this is in the workplace or in the real world. Another part is clinging to the little things that make you feel better about yourself. You’re pulling at two (⒉) sides of a fantasy, and it’s only a MATTER OF TIME until you pull your dreams asunder. You have your back faced from your responsibilities because you KNOW you don’t have the capacity to handle it as you should. It’s easier to live in a world of WISHFUL THINKING than one that confronts you with cold hard reality. The truth is scary to think about, but I reassure you that you have the CAPACITY to harness it. So long as you keep ↑ the MOMENTUM you’re going at, in the company of friends and quads, I know you can bring the change you’ve been looking for. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: KNIGHT OF HOPE? (ALT. HEART?) Confident, peculiar, and IN YOUR FACE. A metaphorical and literal ambassador that believes too hard. Hides his deepest fears under his optimistically silly bravado. Afraid of the truth. Escapes what he defines as failure. He really is trying.) #gandertag
=oXO it,s okay, really¡ sorry for bringing it up, i didn,t mean to stress you out¡¡¡ awawa i,m not doing a good job of saying less am i''' that,s okay too i,m learning =oXO
[NEVER HAVE I EVER. THAT$ ALL THI$ I$ IMPRE$$IVE YOU ARE LA#KING $OME $UBTEXT HERE, MAYBE THAT MEMORY BOX A##OUNT HA$ $OME DE$IRABLE AND JUI#Y AN$WER$!!!!!! A$ MU#H A$ I DON'T LIKE LOOKING AT THEM OR READING THEM, MY MEMORIE$ ARE YOUR$ TO INDULGE IN. $O HOWEVER, I THINK THI$ I$ A GOOD ENOUGH ANALY$I$, THANK$ FOR DEVOTING YOUR TIME TO MY ANTI#$. BUT I DID NOT HAVE MAID$ OR DRONE$ GROWING ↑, JU$T $O YOU KNOW.]
(( also this is very good <3 ritchy is a bard/thief of light but this is close enough too!
[]> FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ME!!!!!! THANK GOD IM NOT THIS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<[]
[]> LICKS THE SWEAT OFF YOUR FACE MLEMMLEMMLEMMLEMMLEM<[]
Very nice - as always >