Gander Grimzl on chittr

GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒍ — @chattyKraken Alaina Vertai NO WAY. We’ve got an EMPRESS this time! Am I scared? NO! (*sweats bullets*) Before we begin, I would like to PREFACE this feature with a Good Ol’ I’M NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING I SAY HERE. Alaina came to me HERSELF and asked for it! Also I know a really good legislacerator, so I'm probably safe. Yep! I’ll be OK. (She SAID SO!) Let’s Take A Gander at Empress Alaina Vertai! (THE CROWD CHEERS ESPECIALLY LOUD FOR HER!!!) If I had to describe Alaina in one (⒈) word, I would say A LOT. (But Gander, you IDIOT, that’s TWO WORDS! I waggle my stump and shooshpap you like an impromptu auspistice. That’s the point. She’s TOO MUCH FOR ONLY ONE.) She’s sociable, bubbly, and has a gaper that runs like a faucet. No conversation you have with her will EVER be boring from what I can tell! Just stay on her good side. Seriously. Empress Vertai flourishes herself with Hedonism that even the human deity Bacchus would clutch his pearls to. And let’s be honest, she’ll probably be clutching her REEL ONES too, if only to flex on the haters. As far as she knows, she’s the TOP SEABARKBEAST, her AMOUR PROPRE gleaming as royally as GOLD. Much like any other GOOD TYRANT, her temper is quick to fuse. But I’d say that comes with the territory of GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WANT. If you’ve the gall to ↑end her inflatable ego, she’ll send her facilities (DRONES) to Deal With You (ERADICATE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET). (YIPE!) Alaina takes to her Chittr account as a veritable billboard, a curious direction compared to the words of others I have Gandered. Whether this be in the form of smug self-incentivising or LITERALLY advertising enlistment to her Psikosian empire, she intends to BROADCAST all that she says. For the GLORY of Psikos’ future, she staunchly stays by the side of the HEMOSPECTRUM. What else is going to get people fighting her battles, am I ✓? I reckon the only time her hemoist views aren’t applicable are when she’s biting back at people: she doesn’t care if you’re rust, violet, or even fuchsia, say the ✕ ✕ ✕ thing and she’s on your Ass Like Tailfeathers. (It’s actually REALLY CHARMING, I CAN’T LIE.) I want to broach something a LITTLE SCARY for you guys: EXPECTATIONS. You notice in her choice lyrics that she expects you to peddle her pleasure, lest you want to Suffer. It’s subtle, but there is this mirthful URGE to let go of the past and deflect it with circumstance. Call it baseless, even a little FAR-FETCHED, but I say she drills so deeply in expectations for the FUTURE because she wants to detach from her PAST. She itches to burn her bridges in a violent escapism because maybe there was a point where she had nothing to her name. IT’S WHY IT’S ALL ABOUT THE NOW, NEVER ABOUT THE BEFORE. (Take this with a grain of salt because this is Conjecture!) Perhaps you stopped listening the second this stopped being about your EGO. But is this truly about the betterment of your NATION, or lifting your own pedestal? If you have an answer for me, then let it be one that’s transparent. In spite of your traits, I’m not blaming this on you. Because in the end, you’re a victim of circumstance. You never had a choice in becoming what you are, and now you perpetuate the cycle of conquest and bloodshed. For that reason, you cling to the future like a LIFELINE, because your past has failed you far too many times. You can shape your future as you want it. Not necessarily a KINDER FUTURE, but one where you won’t be disappointed anymore. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: PRINCE OF MIND? A role fit for an Empress. More strategic and manipulative than one would guess. Endlessly full of herself, akin to the HEART. Wants to escape the past. Will never stop until she Gets What She Wants, even if that means inciting destruction in the process.) She’s pretty GLUBBING COOL, ✓? I’d say so. BE SURE TO GIVE HER A FOLLOW!!!! I’ll see you, maybe, if I’m not culled! Bo] #gandertag