
As a physician, I request all users refrain from describing Striders as "godly". It confuses their fragile minds, encouraging alarming bouts of narcissism. For their own good, please only use "mediocre", "passable" and the occasional "meh" when necessary. #ParentingHacks Thank you.

Would you like to see my credentials?

you literally called yourself a physician as your credentials do you even understand your own profession

Assuredly, my patients can attest to the efficacy of my methods. Would you like to hear their testimonials?

no ive talked to dirk hes still all kinds of fucked up no offense dirk youre cool as you are

I'm a therapist, not a miracle worker.

physicians arent therapists either pick one ok anyway anyone who isnt a miracle worker doesnt get to dictate calling hardworking demographics mediocre hit the books or hit the bricks

It may shock you that a being with my amount of time and wealth can pursue varying specialties. This includes multiple designations within the 'Mental Health' sphere. So once I've proven my Saintly acts, I'm allowed to continue as I please? Interesting.

at least the rose i knew was aware when an argument was over

At least the Dave I knew wasn't so precious.

w0w, youre whipping that 0ut already? i thought y0ud be a little more prudent with y0ur faintly-charged praise but if you want tw0 just call any dweeb who insults pe0ple on y0ur behalf a go0d boy then be my guest ig. we ratatoskr n0w.