Strange visions are befalling me. #SurfsUp.
Oh, please. Don’t tell me you’ve never suffered a vision or two. Are you even really a Rose?
can u pls not die in an epic surfing accident before i ever get the chance to actually talk to u abt stuff :/
We have ten years and some change. Don’t worry. And it won’t be the surfing that does me in. It’ll be another figure. One you may not yet be familiar with. Have you, perhaps, ever seen Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives? Let’s just say, that I will have the honor of accompanying him on his very last dive.
Suffered? Never, I welcome and embrace the overpowering weight of pure knowledge. A migraine or two isn't enough to dissuade my appetite for wisdom.
Oh hush, you. The hubris that comes with youth.
Congratulations on being verified. I see it’s being given to anyone these days.
Oh shit are you actually going surfing for real. You have to snap me some pics I need to see you carving one out in the barrel.