(flirting) yo im at aldi do you need anything
Milk, coffee, and duct tape.
But of course. We all know im notorious for my affinity for dave strider. Be still my beating heart!
id ask what the tape is for but i dont think i wanna know
im going to pour olive oil into your mouth while youre sleeping
I have a leaky faucet. Stop making assumptions.
right of course im so sorry for assuming that you were secretly an axe murderer it just seems so like you
How barbaric. What an utterly grisly way to murder someone. When, hypothetically, it would be far cleaner to slowly squeeze the life out of a person by wringing their neck, puncturing the flesh with your nails and watching the light drain from their eyes. Hence, using rope ensures a level of intimacy that duct tape could never provide. #Cw-death #cw-murder #cw-gore
your dedication to your hypothetical murder craft is pretty dope but i can only hope that i dont ever piss you off enough to end up on your strangle list better yet i hope that you dont ever feel any kind of strong emotion towards me just in case youve got other motivations for ripping someones life away via slow choke-death lets feel totally neutral about each other til the end of time
Dave, it sounds as if you're afraid of someone caring for you. A few familiar corpses shouldn't bar you from friendship. #cw-death #cw-murder
Im absolutely jonesing for a raspberry blue slushie now please.