
Ulyssa Ripide
@tempestuousUndine
༄ WOひLDN’T you LIKE to KNOW! ༄

༄ STOP eating SHRIMP with THE wimps AND come EAT lobster WITH the MONSTER! ༄

༄ SOMEONE let ME know WHEN it’s WET yひri NIGHT so I can GET in ON that! ༄

༄ “ひLYSSA yoひ CAN’T jひst DROWN that GひY” kiss MY fひcking ASS! #violence ༄

༄ CAN’T stand BITCHES who THROW ひsed SCひTTLEBひGGY batteries INTO the OCEAN. and THE bitch WHO did IT can’t STAND anymore EITHER. #violence ༄

༄ IF those FひCKING tongひe-STEALING loひses EVER try TO step TO me THEY might HAVE a LITTLE troひble ON accoひnt OF these LITTLE things AT the ENDS of MY arms CALLED my FISTS! ༄
₍^. .^₎⟆ Butch women w!th ssscarsSs are hot :3꠹

༄ SOMETIMES i LIKE to WEAR fishnets. IF i’m GOING to GET caひght IN them I might AS well MAKE a STATEMENT oひt OF it! HAHAHAHAHA! ༄

༄ “NO ひlyssa YOひ cannot DRAG a TROLL ひnderwater AND hold THEM there JひST becaひse THEY offered TO ‘tickle YOひR gills’ A little BIT” hop OFF my BひLGE! #nsfw ༄

༄ IF fat GIRLS have NO lovers I’M dead IN the GROひND. ༄

༄ AND my BひLGE is CALLED my HARPOON by THE way! #nsfw ༄

༄ THERE’S nothing WRONG with BEING a STONE cold BひTCH and STILL enjoying BひBBLE baths AND if YOひ think THERE is YOひ can GO ahead AND sひck MY bひlge! #nsfw ༄

༄ DO not CALL my SPHERES my “GIRLS” they ARE my WARRIORS! ༄

༄ #titsoひttひesday ༄

༄ I don’t CARE if PEOPLE think IT’S weird IF i WANT to TAKE my SHIRT off I’M going TO take MY shirt OFF! ༄

༄ THINK i’m GOING to GO start A barfight FOR fひn! HAHAHAHAHA! ༄

༄ NEVER mention GRひBDONALDS in FRONT of ME! if I’M not RIPPING a FISH apart WITH my TEETH then I’M not EATING! ༄

a woman that will throw a knife at my head if im late to a date #yearning

༄ FISHERMEN were ONTO something WHEN they PひT those HOOKS in FISH’S moひths! I shoひld GET a NEW piercing! ༄

༄ STOP eating SHRIMP with THE wimps AND come EAT lobster WITH the MONSTER! ༄






