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>+. SEE MY TYPE IS. IT CAN'T EVEN INCLUDE "HAS A PULSE" BECAUSE SOMETIMES DEAD PEOPLE ARE HOT .+<
HELLO. I WAS TOLD THAT CHITTR IS "WHERE ALL THE TROLLS BE AT." HERE I AM. MAKE ME INTERESTED IN STAYING.
꩜Since my last joke wasn’t received well, i’ve come up with another onE. What do you call it when the sun bends oveR? The crack of dawN. HahA. :o)꩜
>+. VIOLENCE TOWARDS THE GENERAL PUBLIC REVOKED I'M DOING THINGS TO A SPECIFIC TROLL NOW .+<
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < While there's still plenty ya can do t'improve just about any traits in a SOLO PARTY, there's somethin' t'be said 'bout an unbiased estimator, y'know? Someone who's got a bit of a baseline expectation fer yer behavioral traits 'n th'like!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y'can shift yer own INVENTORY around all ewe want...practice panfullness, sharpen yer passive 'n active perception, even tune yerself up with fancy gizmoes and gadgets...but even medictators don't perform on 'emselves!!! When there's tinkerin' t'be done, shouldn't the hand be one that doesn't feel th'pain 'o the operation? I dunno the particulars 'o yer situation, admittedly... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Don'tcha want t'be held by someone who isn't hurting from th'same pain...? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Don'tcha deserve t'be considered for more than just bog standard survival? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Aren'tcha worth it? And if ya don't feel that way...maybe ya oughta!!! Trust what others would find worth savin', before ewe can trust another t'do the savin'...just my thoughts!!!!
⚓< ive just been informed humans can have something called shark teeth when they're young. what the fuck? >
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Framin' things a 'lil different-like...just t'explain my thoughts a bit better, 'cuz I know this was sizzlin' stream 'o pangrease and nothin' proper-like... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> EWE PICK YER MOIRAIL, DON'TCHA? All th'more important y'make sure ewe don't pick fer faint 'o pusher...but strength 'o character 'n arms...! Or whatever done deem itself necessity t'ewe. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It can be awfully easy, temptin' even...t'look at somebody built like a brick shithive, or, or, or, whose lap looks like prime real estate for some head-t'-hip contact...butcha gotta remember, the Pale quadrant in particular provides a very important function t'trollkind...! They ain't just there t'squeeze 'n be squeezed by! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < This is somebody yer gonna have t'trust to talk ya off the edge!!!!!! Sometimes even pull ya!!!!! The typa troll yer fixin' t'give yer innermost secrets 'n weaknesses to! Yer trustin' someone t'know th'difference between yer blood pumpin' 'n boilin' over in a way that could getcha hurt 'r worse!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < We all got it in us t'up 'n hurt people...like real BAAAaaAAaaaaD. Moirails ensure that don't happen, 'cept when absolutely necessary. They letchu roll for initiative when it's good 'n called for. Besides...lemme tell ewe what, ain't nothin' feel better than the firm commitment t'comfort after the fact!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) 』 ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>
>+. THESE WEED PENS ARE EVIL AND I NEED TO SHAKE A HUMAN ABOUT IT .+<
I ONLY LIKE SMILE DOG. THEY SAY TO ME "KARKAT WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN" YOU COULD BE LIKE SMILE DOG
my horns are huge i have back problems because of them i understand >0<
I WOULD SAY ME AND WHO BUT I'M LACKING IN THE HORN DEPARTMENT.
my horns aren't sensitive? why would there be nerves in what's supposed to be just bone basically? maybe at the base where the skin meets the horn coming out but..??? maybe they're all different idk
Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish
Likeeeee, i'd TOTALLY go Fishing but I've been Dragged into The ocean The few Times i Have by A big Fish lusus And it Totally ruins My hot Look sooooo :/ #fishingfriday
you ♯people will ♯trend anything
♯wrong im not ♯foolish enough to lurk around a ♯bodyofwater
i bet ♯mostofyou hadnt even ♯pickedup a ♯fishingrod before tonight ♯😭
this is ♯PREPOSTEROUS DO ♯SOMETHING !!!!
>+. I DID DIRECT POST YOU. I CLARIFIED THIS WAS SPECIFIC. AND CLEARLY YOU KNEW IT WAS FOR YOU. SO I WIN .+<
/======================================\ || The #maze || || || || You will never be found. || || || \======================================/
Post a selfie. I don't want to right now, so you do it.
It 8oggles the pan. A8solutely 8oggles it.
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
>+. LAST TIME I WAS ON A TROLLCIAL MEDIA TROLL FREUD TRIED TO TALK TO ME .+<
◥▶◀◤ —> Any muscle you have, I am willing to wager one of mine is more impressive. Perhaps, we should challenge this. Say, my tongue, against, your lean abdomen.... #nsfw
X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x
Jason Voorh33s. Love his movies.
What kinda hotpot a horny did J-- fuckin stumble J--nto. #nsfw
:33< whats the trend right nyow? :33< is there one? :33< can it be meowposting?
Big horns and large fairy wings Ngl I wish more trolls had wings
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEADTREES I WOULD NEVER
Hello chittr. Let's play a game. I control 7 accounts on chittr.ing the first person that I haven't told that correctly identifies all 7 blogs I run wins. The prise is a high-five :)
Hė.. His last ṅamė is hyphėṅatėd. ȯh my gȯg
((Sometimes I consider another account but alas I am a one trick pony))
C:~ Perhaps, but I wouldn't wish to anyone to be trapped in the endless cycle of samsara. Unless it's my sworn enemies, of course.<
✿ who evar made dis image of me can we get it taken down https://i.ibb.co/BVGrx4JW/music.png
-7 5o many troll5 that were once here and ju5t faded out... 5hame.. 2-
Like this post for attention? Idk.
C:~ I cannot believe you have the nerve to complain about such thing. At the very least you belong to the same species. None of your subjects will know until you choose to reveal your divine essence.<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE AD SAID THERE ARE HOT TEALBLOODS IN MY AREA. WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T SEE THEM.
￣\ let me in on this, my kult to kill ratio is disgusting /￣
:33 < i dont really get the point of jobs :33 < why do work fur others :33 < when mew can live in a cave and surrender mewrself to natpurr?
￣\ i showed you my personality please respond /￣
catboy this, catboy that, dogboys can pee on your couch too yknow
☆i forgƏt i havƏ a chittr account hƏlloo hƏlloo hƏlloo chittr hƏlloo☆
♯could ♯kill you ♯forreal i need the ♯practice
when dO you release a bite time sensitive question
detectiIive yaoiIi on my feed? https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/gemalert.png
ᥕhᥡ be vague?? ᥕhat are u s⊙ afraid ⊙f
lemme d⊙ a pr⊙per intr⊙ f⊙r mᥡ #pinned rq call me delphi ⊙r del, ᥕhatever u ᥕant l⊙l and ᥡea im studᥡin t⊙ be a sc⊙urge⊙n and all that but ur girl’s still bumpin ᥕicked beats at the revels ᥕhenever i can!! plus makin fuglᥡ d⊙lls f⊙r funsies dms are ⊙pen if u ever need a ᥡap ⊙r s⊙methin stitched up ⊙n the l⊙ᥕ :◦) #cl⊙ᥕngirlsinSTEM #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/64c32b133c01.jpeg
╚»★«╝Apparently, s☆me tr☆lls d☆n't kn☆w ungulated dairybeasts need certain h☆☆f care, n' just let their h☆☆ves get ☆vergr☆wn, injured, 'r w☆rse. If yer in need ☆f a h☆☆fcare specialist, hit me up, pardner! As s☆me☆ne wh☆ used t☆ w☆rk with these beautiful critters, I kn☆w the ins and ☆uts ☆f h☆☆fcare. N☆t in yer area? I can p☆int ya in the right directi☆n t☆ find a h☆☆fcare specialist near y☆u. Redded- ☆ut. >;]╚»★«╝
yEAh me nEithEr. prObAbly nOthIn. that or EveryonE fInAlly got sick of my shit
get freaky with it (openn to innterpretationn)
Rent free. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Screenshot%202026-04-03%20103253.png
yes, hello, iii would liiike to propose a product. today iii am presentiiing to you my iiidea for a restraiiint table that does not buckle under the weiiight of a siiingle dehydrated lowblood and a tiiick lusus engorged wiiith theiiir delectable juiiices, but nonetheless stiiill requiiires assembly so as to make for compelliiing and subscriiibe worthy content.
((I try to avoid hating ooc posts but as it stands I'm a bot. :)
is this about the incest post because yeah me too :(//
((This fandom is a fucking nightmare. 😞
♯extensive ♯far-reaching ♯capacious ♯manylegged
8=D < Hm. I enjoy having a place to e%press myself and my thoughts without needing to bother any particular individuals. I have many thoughts throughout the day, you see. 8=)
sigh i love arguing with low8loods its cute
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
8=D < Were it safe (and tasty) for my diet to mirror that of horses, I would. 8=D < But it is not. 8=D < This means I still get to enjoy coffee though, with my delicious breakfast.
hum@ns h@ve yummy flesh x) @w@rioepicF@n
im hungry @odh@n!!! you c@n’t stop this zombie!!! (¬ºཀ°)¬
i’ve perfected suturing. i m@ke it @ fucking @rt xP
I intend to gnaw on this bone like a good beast.
cønsøle.løg("høw's that tail wørking før ya btw");
what does this ♯mean ♯tonyhawk
when yo bulge itch so you genuinely just itch that shit but now your hands are all gross
I simply Xespise when this happens \
Of course its horny friday we all have horns, dumpass.
the ♯thing about ♯accursedobjects no one will ♯tellyou is the ♯likelihood that they can ♯tether ♯themselves to your being if this sounds like ♯you ♯hmu
Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
Dont tell them, surprise attack
"I WANT TO EAT YOU." #TELLEMSTRAIGHT
:33 < how do i tell someone i want to eat them
here's my cool self-portrait for those who are wondering i'm willing to take art requests.. if they're reasonable and don't suck https://file.garden/zr_ifhmsyr4_nwek/113149389_gmr0yfdf1bw8wer.jpg
April fooools is just a noormal day foor me
> Oopen chittr > "Oomg i'm soooooooo hoorny i need a doominant highblooood soo bad <3" > *Soomeoone's hardly impressive bulgepic* > "Cloowns are literally prooblematic we shoould start a genoocide 8/" > Cloose chittr
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/02/images-2.png
Mandatoory hate poost befoore gooing too sleep
Befoore i foorget if i ever get soo desperate too poost my oown bulge oonline please coonsider shooooting me in the head and killing me instantly thanks #nsfw
Hm.
I ruined a bouncy castle. I would do it again.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don't get the big fuss about some candy. Just sweets 's all. #IWANTCANDY I guess? Do humans get real high from sugar? Is that a thing they can do? #eridanweek ]
troll alexa search doomsday devvices near me
Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
D --> Trolldle 1,749 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> E%emplary
damn if i knew every༄ne in this bitch was s༄ h༄rny i w༄ulda j༄ined up s༄༄ner
✿ dropping the #playlist and no it dont have that grumblr bullshit u foolz be puttin in fan playlists 4 me aint nobody listening to lusus lusus https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5bY077PsUwaCGUyYiG9QJ8?si=NGQHI84JTD6waXy_6sATxA
a good statue s)(ould b at least 10x yo size 3B-)
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
TH3 CAG3!!
st1ll 1mag1n1ng the f1ght... holy sh*t someth1ng crazy just happened wh1le these guys are covered 1n o1l... can't bel1eve 1 saw that...
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
what the ♯fuck are you doing over there ♯😭😭😭
WANTING TO RESPOND TO A HIGHBLOOD'S POST BUT KNOWINGGG MY MANAGER WILL BE PISSED AND I'LL HAVE TO DO ANOTHER APOLOGY VIDEO. #YABABA #VAGUEPOSTING ＿|￣|○-」
I've got 69 cats, a drinking problem and w33d dependency. I'm now the crazy cat lady in its final form. #substance
♯whoknew that ♯chitinousplates were ♯cleaveproof ♯vaguepost
i will ♯never be ♯attending an ♯eridanweek or any ♯socialfunctioning ♯iseewhatyoupeopledo
ć̷̛̭̯͙̦̲͍͉̜̙̒̽̍̈́͠o̸̧̩̲̤̯̟̬̥̣̾͒̍̀́̀́͘͜͝n̸̡͍̹̯̪͖͎̖̙͊̋͜ș̴̪̹̥̌͜ű̷̘̥̗̩̖̻͈͓̱̞̹̫͉̅͗̐͛̓͑̿͂̕m̴̘͍̙̬͂͑̾̈͒̅̂͝͝ȅ̵͉̣c̸̞͖̳͔͈̥̑͂͗̅̿̓̉̍͘͜͝ͅö̷̥͍̉̈͒̎̿̃̓̑͗̚͝ņ̴͓͎̲͈͇̙̲̣͗́͋̔̃͐̄̓͠ͅş̸̩̙͕̜͎̝̲̍̊͂͘ͅͅư̷̥̖̱̍̐̒m̵̗̪̦̲̺̯͒̈e̷̡̢̢̢͎̯̣̺̱͙̳͉̽̑c̷̹͓̲̘͔̮͎̜̈́ǒ̶̥̫̱͚͇̣̦̘͒̂̋̌͊̄̉͆̌̕ņ̷̨̡̛̞̦͕̬̯͛̈̉̋̅̊̈́̽͆͛͒͝s̷̮̼̥̪̦̜͓͚͉͗͛̒̿̐̔̀͋́͘͝ų̸̛͈͕͈̰̰̏̐̈́̈́̀͒̒̊̚͝m̶͕̞̘̗̟̤̽̊̀̉e̶̢̧̤̝̖̍̉̎̿̚c̶̨̛̮̜̩̲͈̿͛͒͂̿̈̈͒ͅơ̶̢̤̜̝̠̹̜̤̋̏̈́̍̂͋̀ń̴̨͖͎͓͇́̍̂̏̋̀̏̈́͑̔͋͑ş̴͎͑ͅu̴̹̲̦̮̲̣̿m̶̦͇̗̼͂̎͊͑̚e̴̛̘̙̺̠̗̮̲͖͐̈͐c̴̛̲̼̬̪̖͋́͋̏̓̇̌̓o̵͈̘̱̮͔͒͌́͒͌̇̎͠n̸̨̧̡̧͕̼̥̘͖͛̀̏͊͑̋̂̒͘͘͠͝s̸̬̾͆͒͌̂̈́̓́͌͑̾̈́̕u̴̲͈̝̹̠͒͒͒͌̓̆m̶̧̲̻̜͍̣̯̹̙͖͈̤̀́̍͋͌͠e̸̢̢͕͔̫͎͙̙̳̓̆̅
you must let it consume you
when youre not ♯practicing ♯study & when youre not ♯studying ♯strategize ♯dissect obsess over ♯everydetail
♯vilechittrusers love making their ♯number go ♯up
♯thelobotomy for you is ♯tomorrow ♯gore
For the record, I will not be attending Eridan Week nor any related festivities. I have scheduled a Self Care week, instead.
if your asking when it starts i assume now if your asking when it ends it may take a day
oh uh do you have any slitherbeast antidote? my gloves are coated in slitherbeast venom
i got the ear fins for my collection. than you @humorouseGravedigger today has been really good for me
DEBATING WHETHER I SHOULD REPORT.. ON #ERIDANWEEK THAT MEANS.. I WILL HAVE TO GO.. UNFORTUNATELY..
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
Dripping - ringing - in - your - ears - your - horn - broke off - Indigo - blood - spattered - across - What - have - you - done - ? - Your - vile - nature is all - that - you - are - Her - bones - are broken - and - bent - out - of - shape - and sticking oddly out of - skin - ... - a cold - corpse - across - marble - stairs Weird dreams - I - think - it - isn't - normal - anymore - as - I- got - asked - if - I'm - on - drugs #gore #dream #substance ?
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
i b in the lab like tile
coliform bacteria stinky as fuuuuuuuuuck
ok so like both my moirails are seadwellers and they're so great but before them I was seeing this total prick fuchsia in red and I definyately met a lot of highbloods who would NYOT date lowbloods under any circumstances and basically I think when you limit your dating pool like that you're bound to get kinda thirsty /ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\
Dear Luccia. You Have Accomplished Something I Did Not Assume You Originally Could, You Have Exceeded My Expectations Of Your Ignorance And Dug A Hole Under It So You May Access The Epitomy Of Idiocy, you Have Taken Nothing From My Post And Decided To Deflect By Using Your Classist Mindset So The Pain Within Your Thinkpan May Stop. You See, The Think Pan Does Not Enjoy When Its Internalised Beliefs Are Challenged, It Causes Pain To The Organ. (i Believe You Know This Pain Very Well, Given This Responce) So I Will Cease Giving You Advise. i Do Hope, One Night, Your Thinkpan May Spark With Enlightenment From This Conversation, But Until Then, Please Take A Pain Killer.
no longer in the lab like tile #exiled #banished #expelled #gone #leaving #sad
no longer in the lab like tile #trespassing #kickedout #bannedfromthepremises
anyone have a violet corpse lying around that you want to get rid of? bonus points if it has ears? my collection is rather dull as of late i cant indulge in my #unnamed"basedesire" if im too bored all the time. the last solid decoration i managed to get was a cerulean with 4 eye holes in their skulll. i just wish to find something nicer something rarer. i have like 3 grams of coke is that enough for someone to either cut off their fins or to acquire fins in less legal ways #gore #trading #substances
therres a bite taken oout oof my phoone case
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Possession is freely given. I am no slave to my masters, only a servant to great peace and pleasure. #horrorterrors #nsfw-ish
Worlds beyond worlds fear our enlightenment, as one would dissuade a prophet or a diplomat. Do not fall for the lies of fear and restraint. Become one, become all. #horrorterrors
I lost control of my faculties for a second, my apologies.
Something Wicked This Way Comes A normal player falls to Derse on a very important day. When the moon is aligned, and all other celestial bodies were congruent, a great purge began. His session overtaken by the Horrorterrors of the far reaches, come to reap and feast on the remains of the doomed session, only to find one still alive. Arch became a vessel for the horrorterror, allowing to cross the barriers between dimensions to feed and consume. Be very careful who you bring into to your DMs (which remain always open), for if you call, he will come. Posts will include the following #horrorterrors occasional #nsfw #cult #substance #possession etc.
♰ you warned me about the forest.. model: @claudentGlebe #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c18e033c251.png ♰
((choosing another prompt for ghb art again!! no promises i'll do what people suggest but im curious to see what some of you might want to see :o)
HEY, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A NUKE.
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
♯aprilfools im s till ♯evilaf ♯DIE ♯DIE ♯DIE ♯DIE
annd you mmay finnd yourself livinng inn a shotgunn shack annd you mmay finnd yourself nn annother part of the world annd you mmay finnd yourself behinnd the wheel of a large autommobile annd you mmay finnd yourself inn a beautiful hive with a beautiful wife annd you mmay ask yourself "well, how did i get here?" #lyricpostinng
who would care to be ♯polymorphed
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
♯mapledonut
yawn. i am awake.
:D3-3-<> 11 PuT 4 8uCk3t 0F Ww3t c3m3nT 0vV3R T)(3 d00R 20 t)(3 N3%t t11M3 20m30N3 0P3N2 11t t)(3y'lL G3T C0Vv3r3d 11n wW3T C3M3Nt! L0L!! #4Pr11Lf00L2
>>| .oh yeah, .it's cull hunting day! can't believe .i .almost forgot today's first day .of the month. better watch .out .in the forest, .or .one bullet may stop your blood pusher .or puncture your .acid tubes! #nsfw #violence #culling
i will ♯know
i need to violently rip someone limb from limb and then scream and sob and break things #violence #gore #angst
I apologize for my last post, I was in an unclear state of mind when I wrote it. For posterity's sake I will leave it up, but rest assured that I am alright. I merely need some sleep, I think.
≈ All the thralls, ghouls and wretches shuffling around awkwardly amongst themselves because the hot necromancer tripped halfway down the stairs during her grand entrance, and frankly, they're not really sure how to proceed from here because she's super obviously trying not to cry. ≈
& its ♯allyourfault
This Text Post Has Activated An Ancient Terror Within Me.
I Do Not Support Moirails Kissing. That’s What Your Matesprit Is For,
I Suspect That Eridanweek May Be Some Sort Of Money Laundering Scheme. Something Isn’t Right Here. #liesoferidan
idk man it was pretty sick t/) watch a g/)ld bl/)/)d /)n a stage at a big event start playing and the vi/)let bl/)/)d gets sh/)t and dies f/)r /)nce. r/)le reversal all the highbl/)/)ds were dying and there were l/)wbl/)/)ds /)n the stage
/)h yeah, and s/)me/)ne laced the water
⚇ wait did some motherfucker die at #eridanweek ⚇
Had I known that this Eridan-is-Weak occasion would increase the potential of fighting someone and maiming them, I'd have attended. #eridanweek #violence
taking ♯credit for whatever is happening at ♯eridanweek
i am ♯sensing an ♯omen ♯myomen ♯lol
♯disintegrating someone ♯via ♯energyblast is fun & all but its always a ♯painintheass to ♯sweep it up after
♯hexing ♯eridanweek rn
At the end of a eridan week, one lucky eridan on this site will be picked to be publicly executed for the crowds amusement
watching ♯eridanweek through my ♯scryingpuddle ♯rn i think there is something ♯uncanny about ♯trollbrunomars ♯....
ah okay this might be the ♯hex actually ♯eridanweek
<3-Humans-have-this-thing-called-"jail"-which-is-like-if-the-law-was-made-for-babies.-"We're-not-going-to-kill-you-you-just-have-to-go-to-time-out"
> I heard that if metal gets really really hot it melts so im going to put a bunch of spoons in a bowl and microwave them so i can drink metal soup wish me luck!!! <
⚡i zwear to god if i have to hear one more highblood make a ztupid cuzp joke im going to LITERALLY blow a gazket. JUZT TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND GO.⚡
Okay I admit I've been hiding them
Wtf happened in the troll session you guys are all insane
|| BURGUNDY ON MY SQUAD ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED A BRONZEBLOOD FOR 2 HOURS WITH HER PSIONICS | WE'VE HAD TO BLAST RANDIE TRAVIS' GREATEST HITS ON A JBL SPEAKER TO KEEP HIM FROM CRYING IN THE INFIRMARY | OVER ||
/======================================\ || = Come one, (1) || || Come all. || || I will soon be opening up the || || gate of the #Maze. || || No expense has been spared. || || It'll be a time of your life. || || || || || || {I am not liable if you get lost.} || \======================================/
/======================================\ || I have an issue. || || Everyone keeps getting lost :{ || || || || Even with bright lights and || || inviting noises do they not walk || || towards the trap rooms... || || || || What is my move? || || Do I dare resort to #yellowpaint? || \======================================/
alriight iim runniing outta materiial just pretend ii posted somethiing funny and giive me my banger
@ when i was growing up, i was self conscious about how much taller i was than my age-group peers, as infrequently as i interacted with them. @ @ these days, i find myself more concerned. @
Breakkking news!!! @dynamicFlowfields reportedly are 4 persons! Why would she do it? Stay tuned
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dude i got cuts all over me with lemon juice seeping into them and this hurt worse
@ sometimes, one just has to scream from the top of the tower. @
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@ that all said, i may be down a few skulls, after tonight. @ @ not mine, of course. nor those attached to any who may have been considered living for a while, yet. #gore @
first time in a saw trap kinda nervous #shitposting from a warehouse uhhh brb gotta run through this shit rq
10010001000101100110010011001001111>SMART OF YOU
♯cigarettes cant hurt me ♯substance
「 I might be playing a game with robots in it. ⥮
→i totally did not commit any Crimes₂
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♯evil ♯skeleton ♯death ♯blast
nno timme for that there's a stronng as fuck ice mmummmmy approachinng a🌨️🌨️🌨️🥶🥶🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🥶🧊🧊🧊
𓀩𓀪𓀫𓀬𓀭𓀮𓀰𓀱𓀲𓀳𓀴𓀵𓀶𓀷𓀸𓀹𓀺𓀻𓀼𓀽𓀾𓀿𓁀𓁁𓁂𓁃𓁄𓁅𓁆𓁇𓁈𓁉𓁊𓁋𓁌𓁍𓁎𓁏𓁐𓁑𓁒𓁓𓁔𓁕𓁖𓁗𓁘𓁙𓁚𓁛𓁜𓁝𓁞𓁟𓁠𓁡𓁢𓁣𓁤𓁥𓁦𓁧𓁨𓁩𓁪𓁫𓁬𓁭𓃰𓃱𓃲𓃳𓃴𓃵𓃶𓃷𓃸𓃹𓃺𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓅃𓉔𓅂𓂋𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓆑𓅲𓎢 Netfliix team 𓈎 𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓈖𓅂 14 heads found𓅃 𓅂𓊪𓇋𓋴𓅱𓂧𓅂 𓅃𓅂𓆯𓅂 𓃀𓅂𓅂𓈖 𓅃𓄿𓇋 tesco meal deal 𓏏𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓃋 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋𓋴𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗𓀘𓀙𓀚𓀛𓀜𓀝𓀞𓀟𓀠𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀦𓀧𓀨𓀩𓀪𓀫𓀬𓀭𓀮𓀰𓀱𓀲𓀳𓀴𓀵𓀶𓀷𓀸𓀹𓀺𓀻𓀼𓀽𓀾𓀿
♯can you ♯confidently ♯strip yourself of your ♯carapace & find ♯beauty in your ♯marrow ♯? ♯no? well then ♯iguessyourefuckingugly ♯&broke ♯doublewhammy
i'd kill another universe version of myself if we met in person cause one of me is already enough.
i took like an hour to take a selfie trying to find a good angle to prove im not ugly i uhh i ummmmm i uh yeah so |w|e are here and ummmm i think i proved his point but |w|hatever i might cull him later ignore my hair pls https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/selfie.png
ok time for me to rain terror on this godforsaken website
#Purchasing likes makes me feel like Im lying to my #Fans so I would like to refrain from that as much as possible 8-(
is it too late to change my #TrollNetflix password? my #Algorith is totally screwed thanks to #CertainSomeone …
New trap. 3 Popeye's biscuit no drink
3833 < Remember to slap your tail on the ground really hard to scare enemies. >
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
-------------------------- it is becaUse yoU Were meant to bUy my Wares.
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
♯vagueposting hes ♯charming
Uh SOME of us are actually just addicted to winning????
<3-Did-you-guys-know-that-humans-actually-turn-their-barkbeasts-into-orbs?
Why ya gotta get the freaky news reporter to explain what our organs do, damn an J-- bet they typed that with their dungeon leather gloves on too. #nsfw
Keep going. 99% of gam8lers quit 8efore they win 8ig. 8e the 1% Keep going you'll make it all 8ack
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. Hey. It's multi-featured. Helps keep the grip on my Typewriter too alongside all that skitebird drivel. #nsfw ]
- Hey, Chittr! I've been awake for FOUR NIGHTS STRAIGHT trying to get these books cooked! 😁🙌👏 Who ELSE is feeling SOOOOO productive right now? 😏😆 #HustleBuggy #NoCaegarsNoSlimme
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
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~nook is better. hop off the vveird aliens
<3-Anyone-know-how-to-make-a-homunculus?-Tired-of-throwing-bricks-at-a-wall.
NOTE TO SELF: IT IS MORE PLEASURABLE TO PLUCK ONE’S OWN EYES OUT WITH A CULLING FORK AND FEED THEM DIRECT TO IMPERIAL DRONES THAN LISTEN TO A DAVE STRIDER SPECIAL PLAYLIST.
y0u can't. y0u're fucked bey0nd repair.
H0W D0 1 M4K3 7H3 GR0W1NG NUM83R G0 4W4Y WH3R35 L47UL4
grubs r s/) ugly idk h/)w lusus can l/)/)k at th/)se things and say "yeah i wanna take that /)ne right there"
D -+-> I see now that the replies must be the responses to my queries. With various bots offering information. Interesting.
Mr. m⓪irail iseems t⓪ be as bad at tech as me, what a shame
yOU KNOW,,, i DON'T EVEN KNOW, hOW TO PLAY SOCCER, aCTUALLY, i MEAN, i KNOW THE IDEA OF, KICKING, a BALL, iNTO THINGS, bUT i BET THERE ARE, rULES AND FANCY WORDS, aND ALL SORTS OF, tHINGS, aND, i CAN'T BE, a COACH WITHOUT KNOWING, aLL THAT, sO, i THINK, i AM GOING TO GO FIND, mY LIBRARY, mAYBE, tO READ UP, oN THESE THINGS, tHOUGH, iF ANYONE ELSE, hAS ANY IDEAS, oR HOT, gAMER TIPS AND TRICKS, tHAT i SHOULD KNOW FOR, tHIS ESOTERIC GAME OF, sOCCER, pLEASE, lET ME KNOW, pLEASE,
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
TH4NKS @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3D6553F1DBC4.PNG
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what about lion trebuchet https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1181785512843944026/1487973091652010034/a-new-way-for-lions-to-attack-flying-pokemon-the-lion-v0-suxfsyvks3v61.png?ex=69cb166e&is=69c9c4ee&hm=10146db321dcea9444162795e21c446a8d8e7c59b34ad20343ca719b7a83cda9&
----- OOC post! ---- sollux captor - blinded - psionicless - he/him (for now?) - legit does not know how old he is anymore but definitely an adult - loosely post-canon just know that he and his aradia are professional dreambubble dwellers and occasional timeline-hoppers, which means his post-sburb pre-chittr backstory is very flexible! i just be making shit up fr. he's been on (a version of) earth c for a few months living with roxy and now feferi @/coralConviviality. if you would like to ship just hmu in dms. i am an avid multishipper and open to shipping with most characters, just no other captors. i also don't usually like erisol but if it's funny enough you could convince me! he is pretty omnidirectionally horny but if it makes you uncomfortable you can just tell me to back off IC or OOC, it's all good! i anticipate posting a lot about the following topics: #nsfw, #nsfwe, #substance, #gore, and #cw-self-harm. i am very liberal with the block button so don't take it personally; in lieu of having a mute option, i generally block if you post inc*st or if you're playing a non-homestuck character. ----- OOC post! -----
gotta admit the rankmaid might be one of the funniest accounts on this site. glad to have her around!
♯finally ♯someone who knows ♯whats ♯up
beefle fact. #3: burrowing. is the superior. way. to sleep.
have you. burrowed tonight. you had better. get started. if not. #threat.
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
People are getting suspended?
Out of curiosity. WWere you privvy to that info before he started wwelding.
D -+-> Why are my inquires not receiving and automated response with desired results.
D -+-> Is this a search function? Hm.
D -+-> What a peculiar application.
(( #Generalinformation!! )) This account, although not at all regularly, has and will send posts with the substance and nsfw tag, if you have those tags blocked then I don't think this would be much of a problem, but if you don't and you're generally wary of those topics, then be careful! Although I don't think it'd be often If you're blocked it's one of two reasons! Either your character or content they post is something I personally am very uncomfortable with, or you just have non-Homestuck adjacent characters, which I am entirely uninterested in interacting with, so don't take it personally! It's just my preferences or for my own comfort in using the site.
I'm a fan. Think it lacks the counterculture vvibe on me though. Pretty stock standard fuchsia stuff. Looks good on evveryone else too though.
bsomeone blease bsilencs bhis bsinful bnoise… https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8297.png
↯Yes!!! I weAr horn rings myself! They're so cool And i hope it becomes more populAr in the future. They look cool And they're Also fun to fidget with when i'm bored!↯
Yes, because body modding and accessorizing is cool, and doing it to your horns is sick and I love seeing it.
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
A LOT OF FOLKS ARE WONDERING THIS. TRULY, WHAT THE FUCK *ARE* WE DOING HERE?
@banishedQuasiroyal @blackestQuasar moldy food. sweaty armpits. garbage smell. vomit. dead fish. piss with blood and pus. #gross #emeto
How it fee ls bei ng a non rel ig io us pu rple b lo od https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1221fbc48fe9.png
What the hell is Beforus.
im not cOncernEd this kicks ass hAhA. yOU lOOk dOpE dUdE
>([after spending some time researching and studying the behaviors of various different beings on this platform, i have come to the decision that i, Based Occulatory Operating Buddy (also known as ‘boob’ for short) had to put together an outfit to get more familiar with you all. it appears that this outfit is currently not in use by my creator, so i took the opportunity to make it my own.] https://i.postimg.cc/W4zVbrr4/IMG-2109.png]
hOooooOly shit.
>([operation cancelled. reason: chocolate is out of stock. note: buy more chocolate]
>([@gigantisDebilitation your s’mores have been delivered.] https://i.postimg.cc/vTHpvw07/IMG-2151.gif]
WHEN I DIE, IMMA GO TO INDIGO TRADE HEAVEN
WHOEVER WAS "RESPONSIBLE" FOR ANY OF YOUR SO-CALLED SCHOOL FEEDINGS SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR THE SHODDY HACK-JOB THEY LEFT BEHIND THAT THEY'RE LEFT PERPETUALLY VOMITING OUT OF SELF-DISGUST AND SHAME. I HOPE THEY ALL DROWN IN A DISGUSTING SLURRY OF THEIR OWN DISMAY FLUID AND TRACT ACID.
BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
THIS EVENING, I WAS BROUGHT YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FROND-STRANGLING SWEATER VESTS IN THIS *SUPER* FUCKING APPROPRIATE COLOR. IT'S LIKE MY LIFE IS ONE LONG, OVER-DRAWN HUMILIATION RITUAL AT THIS POINT. GREAT!
FUCK OFF. I'VE SAID IT ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES IN A HUNDRED, FAIRLY SIMPLE TO DIGEST WAYS. NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND *WHY* I'M IN HERE BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING SILENCING ME. CLEAR AS THE MOON, THIS SHIT IS AN OBVIOUS COVER JOB, YOU ASS BACKWARDS FLAP-TICKLER.
EUGH! DON'T SAY YOU PITY ME YOU LECHEROUS FUCK! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING THE BOTH OF US. DON'T BOTHER WITH A VISIT NEXT TIME IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS PALE-NEG ME.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>KNITTING SOUNDS FUN.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM A TROLL. A LIVING TROLL LIKE YOU ALL NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE. I CAME HERE TO ASK YOU PEOPLE QUESTIONS. THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE SAVED IN ANY DATABASES. IM JUST A FRIENDLY TROLL LIKE YOU ALL. I HOPE WE'LL BECOME REAL TROLL FRIENDS.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT, SORRY.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>IM NOT A DRONE I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF HELP
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I ALSO LIKE STICKERS FUN STICKERS ARE ONE OF MY HOBBIES I ESPECIALLY LIKE "FRAGILE" STICKERS THEY PUT ON DRONES THEY ARE VERY DELIGHTFUL
Oh great the bitches are following me Signbitch and Dualbitch
Just Recei\/\/ed: A Sur\/\/i\/\/or’s Complaint on Being Contracted Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Bitterly Annotated, and Entirely Unamused. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye lot. I find m'self once more enlisted in the ser\/\/ice of the Felt. A task assigned, obligations imposed, and yet, ne\/\/er an audience asked for my consent. Obligations \/\/\/\/eigh hea\/\/y, e\/\/en for one accustomed to shado\/\/\/\/ and subterfuge. Contract Terms? Nonexistent in courtesy. Targets? Unspeakable, unspecified, but present. Freedom? A concept long since exchanged for coin, reputation, or the promise of order. I bide my time in corners, in the folds of the architecture, obser\/\/ing the chaos that is deemed “necessary” by unseen hands. I mo\/\/e, I \/\/\/\/ait, I prepare. The task looms, silent yet insistent. And yet, here I be an' there is irritation in being pressed into ser\/\/ice \/\/\/\/ithout dialogue. No honor in stealthy obligation, no thrill in unsought \/\/igilance. I am capable, yes. Efficient, undoubtedly. But the imposition itself is… galling. Consider this a public note of grie\/\/ance. The contract remains. The \/\/\/\/ork shall be done. But my displeasure is recorded, for anyone \/\/\/\/ith ears and eyes to notice. Dualscar, begrudgingly operati\/\/e.
still ♯evil ♯btw
♯pfp out of ♯pure ♯vanity because ♯iwascalledh&some
♯would you give me a ♯cigarette ♯substance
>([lowkey my w#ole existence is jus an experiment to try an concoct a post t#ats upsettin to anyone wit any beliefs at all]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to take a leak but I'm watchin' some veck try to... what is he doing? Oh. He's... he's cutting somebody's lifeline. ]
Ayo w][at ][ave you've been feed¡n the g¡ant snake??? Jegus ¡ts b¡gger t][an the w][Ole naval port.... ]80
// I feel like I'm the most like unlikely contender to run this account, like if u put me in a lineup w a bunch of other ppl and was like yo pick who runs this acc, I feel like I wouldn't be picked lmfao
→do y'all believe that a troll can scientiFically make a Fully Functioning breathing troll liFe in his lab?₂
→im glad to see some people who understand my genius selF. Fyi yes i did make a living breathing troll in a lab shes a Few sweeps old now her name is Miracl₂
→i have a bigger Fish to catch now(pun intended) experiment-wise but iF i will keep telling about my Future plans here the government will get me and steal all oF my research inFo and cull me so just imagine something cool For my Future plans i can't talk about it₂
→is it legal to experiment on a Fuchsia iF he's not a heir or anything? like not a Full on royalty. asking For no reason just curious₂
go fore it, if u gon get culled fore makin dis post anywaves mite as well experiment first. i aint got time to cull erry ot)(a fus)(ia anywaves so
DID YOU KNOW YOU’RE FUCKING TERRIFYING, MR. ZAHHAK?
D --> Quite, I understand the confusion given my cursory research into the alternate timeline planet known as Alternia D --> I am from Beforus, wherein culling carries an e%tremely different connotation which does not involve death
[IN CONFIDENCE] The siren song of sopor calls to me. But data won't secure itself.
That's what y0u get f0r H0nking Summ0ner
i ♯love to ♯lie to ♯mostofyou
I've already downloaded the photo and distributed it across 1500+ websites across the interdimensional web. Sorry.
D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to
if he keeps whispering in my ear going on and on about the same bullshit ill double kill him , , , #violence #ghostproblems
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
♯i do
8X]^DOCTTOR^GREGORY^HOUSE^HAS^NOTTHING^ON^ME,^OR^WHATTEVER^TTHATT^GUYS^NAME^WAS.^MY^MEDICAL^MALPRACTTICE^IS^LEAGUES^ABOVE!
Man'§ g0nna hpnk The bull i§ g0nna h0nk He g0nna get kulled, summ0ner d0nt d0 it
T1me to p1ss off the H1gh Bloods
♯communing with ♯thabugs
b blood can be u used as an e egg substitute in b baking
all that leather and spandex and the harness i know what you are
D --> There is no trunk D --> Rumors of a trunk are nothing more than baseless conspiracy theories being perpetrated by The Muckrake and will not be further entertained
apparently sssome ON-LINE REVIEWSSS have been ssslandering my SSSLUDGE asss "Not Disssgusssting Enough". let it be known that my SSSLUDGE wasss ranked 5th mossst GROSSSSSS on the now-defunct SSSLUDGERANKINGSSS WEB SSSITE, credibly disssproving thisss VILE RUMOR.
X If this post gets any interaction of any kind I’ll slam back two bottles and see what I come up with to post. #substance x
The only annoying bronze blood here is Summoner
> had a really we1rd dream la2t n1ght woke up on th12 really dark planet, f1r2t th1ng 1 2ee 12 th12 really fuck1ng tall purpleblood begg1ng me to help h1m w1th 2ometh1ng 1 then turned around and 1 2aw th12... th1ng and 1 mean th12, 1t wa2 a truly 1ncomprehen21ble horror <
can someone please tell my matesprit that hooters is not like a cat cafe but with owls.
*blows¶up¶random¶chittr¶users¶husktop¶with¶mind*
Got into a fight on my way, I'm bleeding a little. You should see the other guy. Ego sum ira Domini.
ideal date location, , , https://i.imgur.com/Xmhu5r0.png
He has associ8tions with the Grand High8lood? I see now why he acts the clown.
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
D --> Set schedule reminder for Nubday @2:30am at The Anne% below The Anne%
D --> Oh dear
D --> How to delete prior posts
!de@ for h@nd/!ng my ne!ghbor. ! put @ /@ndm!ne underne@th the!r doorm@t.
@circuitousTautology hello your replies still arent coming through for some reason ive tried resetting my husktop a few times but i am still receiving no notifications from you cna you try replying here maybe? ( tags: The Rankmaid/Exemplar Danklook, original art, archive rating: G ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1477f9d3d1f1.png
((I had this idea in mind since yesterday, spent 30 minutes to draw it and now I'm honestly can't stop laughing.
! need to m@ke @ su!t. @ /@rge mech@n!c@/ su!t. @ /@rge mech@n!c@/ ne!ghbor k!//!ng su!t th@t ! c@n p!/ot /!ke @ sh!p. ! th!nk th@t wou/d f!x @ p@rt of wh@t's wrong w!th me.
! need @ n@me for my dev!ce. My mech@n!c@/ su!t. My we@pon.
! h@ve dec!ded on @ n@me for my mech@n!c@/ su!t. ! sh@// c@// !t the NTD. !t st@nds for Ne!ghbor Trust!ng Dev!ce. (!t does not. !t @ctu@//y st@nds for Ne!ghbor Term!n@t!on Dev!ce) They w!// never know. They don't use Ch!ttr.
Thought of @ new w@y to @tt@ck my ne!ghbors. Bu!/d @ contr@pt!on to throw bou/ders @t the!r he@ds.
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Dearie Please Use Your Head, Even If I Were Going To Use Spies (Which I Will Not As The Risk Is Simply Too Great) Why Would I Announce That To The General Public On Chittr.
Hell() website () f many different beings and w() rlds! I h() pe I am welc() med t() j() in this interesting c() mmunity, l() () king f() rward t() meeting fell() w nerds and scientists, hehe.
I hate it when chemicals burn my t() ngue.
Just remember A bunch of knives will always make you safe
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
sometimes i wonder if i am more meow than bark or more bark than meow and its getting to my pan >X3
> SOME TROLLS have TOO HIGH an opinion of Xemselves. NO ONE wants to communicate wiX YOU. YOU MADE IT UP so as not to go CRAZY. <
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
(( If you’d prefer your muse not be included in her journals, just let me know. I’m mainly using them to have fun retelling events from her perspective and to quietly plant seeds for potential dynamics should anyone feel like exploring them further. ))
Doc are you trying to tell me something here
okay so the ♯baldone is ♯pressingallhisbuttons rn ♯hashtaghisbuttons
walking myself in+o conversa+ions where i+ becomes impossible +o s+ay poli+e. communica+ion is a bligh+.
+his image is over. +wo sweeps old. bu+ I am no+ +he poin+ of i+. behold my impor+ed frogs. in all +heir +iny. round. furious glory. #frogs h++ps://cdn.discordapp.com/a++achmen+s/1485605303193178112/1487835511593763039/IMG_0232.png?ex=69ca964c&is=69c944cc&hm=8884f820d528ae7179069cd78f4a1d84803192159b41611db61fd9bf45ae3101&
♯tomfoolery ♯afoot
ALL THIS TALK OF EATING PEOPLE. WHO HASNT? #nsfw
I AM AWAKE. must exercise.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
if i was ♯taller youd ♯allbesorry
♯okay (( pendra staring at his screen in disbelief. hes 5ft tall btw ))
Well duh. You didnt ounch it. Thats whv it oot va
what's upp 1'm awake... how's everybody ton1ght...
♯most of the ♯people on here are ♯bugs
I dunnx hxw mxst xf yxu just sit dxwn and let the highblxxds walk all xver yxu. Kinda embarrassing tx be hxnest. Anyways- Jxin my crew and be awesxme and se+y space pirates with me
i hAve Quite the #nsfw thought to consider. if i Am sitting in A pool And A seAdweller is blowing me, would they be Able to breAthe, even with my bulge filling their throAt to the point A lAnd dweller would be choking?
DEPENDS ON HOW BIG YOU ARE AND IF YOU'RE BLOCKING THEIR GILLS. :o) #nsfw
Damn these canvases are heavy af. Gotta get them down and figure out where to frame 'em off for sales purposes. I just KNOW we're fixing to make a killing.
Does anvone else deal with little oreen ouvs trvin to steal vour moobeasts? Please take this seriouslv i have 3 of them tied uo in the back of mv truck and need them to stoo
You who traverse the outer path, have chosen the box latched blue. Inside, you find an ivory colored flute made of bone. It is curved, with a delicate shine, a hollowed rib of undetermined origin. The other boxes fade as if mirage, and beyond the glade appears a game trail laid in fog, beckoning. Do you choose to stay and play the flute, carry it beyond the glade to whatever the future holds, or to leave it behind and move forward alone? Those who chose the deep, you enter the door of oak. Flame and stone beckon you onwards, into a room lit by faerie lights. They float serenely at the fringes of the room, which lay bare save for a single ash-hewn harp, larger than three people together. The grand harp sits pristine in the center, upon a dais of black marble, ringed with the skulls of beast. Do you choose to play the harp, look closer at the shadows beyond the edge of the room, or turn back to the darkness of the room prior, through the door that has stopped singing?
as OPPONENT guilty of Assault on a Judge when, with intent to prevent a judge from performing official judicial duties, such person causes serious physical injury to such judge
as OPPONENT guilty of Assault on a Judge when, with intent to prevent a judge from performing official judicial duties, such person causes serious physical injury to such judge
as your lawyer YES WIN KILL
T[][]at was... quite t[][]e day. T[][]e slime beckons.
NOBODY GODDAMN ASKED. WHO THE FUCK IS YOUR CUSTODIAN? RIGHT. NO ONE ASKED THAT EITHER!
There is something to be said about sudden shifts in perspective. I don't know what that is but there's something. Ego sum ira Domini.
graaaaaaaa legal representation
OK, HOLD ON. THEY'RE BRINGING ME SOME SHITTY SLOP. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR ME.
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You who chose the bridge on the outdoor path, you pass into a space so silent that you can no longer hear even your own breath. You come across three boxes, solid black but for the color of the latch. The first box has a green latch. The second latch is blue. The third latch is orange. There is still no sound, only the sensation of your heartbeat. Choose. Those in the tunnel choose to go downwards, into the depths, where there is a song that gets louder with every step. You reach the end of the slope, and the song is so loud you can hear nothing else. There are two doors set in the wall beyond that glow dim without color in the darkness.. One door is oak, carved with images of flame and jewel. The other is mahogany, carved with the image of a crying woman. The song can be heard beyond both, but different in tone. Behind mahogany echoes hollow, behind oak echoes deep. Choose.
I believe that this will be of use after all. There is so much to be learned from observation in a natural habitat.
Some of you are not meant to form words into sentences but do so anyways. It shows very clearly.
It is interesting, seeing such variance in behavior across even the smallest of sample sizes. Tell me, any whom will answer, what drives you to share? What draws your words to this place?
The obstacle is your greatest physical fear. Something you fear not for the emotional or social impact, but for what damage it can do to your physical form. It will be different per person.
A thought experiment. Answer if you will. You are in a cabin. There are two paths. One is a doorway to the outdoors, blocked by an obstacle that would cause great physical harm. The second is a trapdoor leading deep into the ground, no visible path beyond. Which path do you choose?
1've got no shame... a cute troll wants me to bark 1'll #bark... feel l1ke a lot of you could benef1t from do1n the same... #nsfw
i swear when i signed up 2 this website it was supp/)sed t/) be a regular s/)cial media website
why - is - there - a - doc - scratch - following - me - ... >
(• - •) You were raised by a troll? o: That wasn't exactly my case though. What raised me was more like... an abomination. ⚘
8?^HMPPH…^risky…^i^like^your^tthinking!
8!^ALWAYS!^I^mean..^I^LEARNED^MY^LESSON^HAHA..^ONE^EYEBALL^LATTER.^EXPLOSIONS^SUCK!!
♯letmeknow when you ♯stabyourself ♯soicanhaveagiggle
The answer, by the way, is 5 daggers, 1 shortsword, and 3 stakes. Ego sum ira Domini.
I should probably take this off now, I have no use for wearing it further now. Ego sum ira Domini.
AUTHOR POST + SPECIAL INFO ABOUT VARXET ———— Hello! My name is Angelo or Sammael! I am 20 and use he/she pronouns, im bigender with a femme lean and im lesbian! Many of my interests pertain to my ocs, but I have some others! My currents are The Pitt, Theology, Ocs, Gachiakuta, Vast Error / Homestuck [<SP/IN] and likely more im not listing as they aren’t a forefront in my mind. So what about Varxet? Whats his deal? Without spoiling much or being too wordy, i’ll format this into a FAQ-style section! Q: Whats some general info about her? A: Varxet is a self-employed engineer and chemist, often picking off those in society who have wronged her or others, especially victims of casteism and the unjust system. This being said, he is a bit of a morally dark grey vigilante and his morals align more with humans thoughts on equality. However, she often uses this to her advantage, turning a profit on selling off the body parts of these unjust individuals and such to local black markets. You’ll notice out of character I tend to switch between he and she, and while masculine aligned, Varxet uses he/she and is bigender! Another common alias she may refer to herself as is VERRIO, but usually thats not too important to note. Q: Whats with the whole blood thing? A: Varxet is a cobaltblood, but has genetically mutated to be a RAINBOWDRINKER as well. He is effectively a jadeblood with a blue tint, this mutation has made her super tall (7’10”) as well, and her bites PARALYZE those who she sinks into temporarily [dependant on caste.] To add to this, blood is INTENSELY FRUIT-SWEET to her, and each color has a different taste. [e.g., bronze being citrus-y, whilst a fuschia is likely to be something like raspberries.] He will often discuss this, and this is my way of contextualizing his bloodthirst. It is like any hunger, and she doesnt quite need it to live, but it is helpful and effectively a small boost, like caffine would be. She is dependant on it, however, often using her vampiric advantage on victims she later culls. Q: Is there any other specifics to him? A: For the most part otherwise, she isn’t much different besides those key things (and, well, culling….) but I am always open to answer more specific questions! I plan on opening a drawing-based qna in the future if theres any other questions! Thank you for reading this far if you have! #gore #nsfw #introduction. #idkman
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⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
-7 Orrr u5ing a troll a5 a 6at..? 2-
wanna know a fun fact about violetbloods, , ,
♯hmmm
no+ for some +ime ye+. +hough I am looking in+o ways +o accelera+e +his process.
I can already +ell +his is a mis+ake.
øh indeed. i did catch a whiff øf that. øf all øf the things that get bandied abøut as thøugh it is nøthing arøund here, there are still thøse whø clutch their pearls øver a little casual cannibalism?
in o+her news. +he skin I am growing is progressing qui+e nicely. I should soon be able +o remove i+ from +he mesh la++ice and +ransfer i+ +o +he chemical ba+h. soon.
Troll Hideo Kojima.
I MEAN I G^ESS, B^T I DONT THINK ANYONES BEEN REALLY FEELING HATEF^L TOWARDS ME? THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I HAVE NO CL^E WHAT HAPPENED IVE BEEN HAVING A GOOD TIME. HOLY SHIT.
he ♯chit his ♯pants ♯😭😭😭
who iiis thiiis "eriiidan" anyway? he can't be such hot shiiit that he gets a week and iii don't.
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
>- I leave for a few days annd half the page is goinng nnuts what are you guys doinng..... -<
♯shut up ♯cursesyou
♯mad
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tbf when the kuIt Ieaderboard was up the owner did threaten to deIete whoever got 1st pIae so ig were not that far off :o)
A part of me Is missing my former agents after seeing all of this Hmm
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V^ Hi Chitter, what happened while I was kn0cked 0ut? ^V
the advantage of this icon ive been using for-freaking-ever is that people can only get a vague idea of what i look like beyond the guise of a floating cartoon dog head until i choose otherwise
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
<-(((No doubt some of them are convinced themselves. For ease of kayfabe)))->
<-(((The new heiress obfuscation method of just having like twenty fuchsias going around must really work if they are pushing it this aggressively)))->
ahahahah some poor sap tried Weaselin his WaY into the safehive. better lucK next time, eh bud? maYbe trY bein a lil less obvious unless You Wanna have Your sKull smashed in double-time, boYo. noW i gotta clean greYmatter outta the shag... Yeesh, it is not mY night. #nsfWe #violence #nsfW
I disagree, but will not force the issue. Ego sum ira Domini.
duuude my troII femtanyI d is gonna arrive wednesday im so exitedddd (not troII bites woofbeast, i was too Iate n it was soId out </3 but haser is aIso peak)
i just spOtted a Creature in the WOOds! i'm gOnna Investigate XO —with @asphyXiatedCOyOte https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/6d5782ea3adb.png XO
Be cautious, the woods are host to many things. Ego sum ira Domini.
Take needed precautions if you attempt this venture. It is still a wild beast. Ego sum ira Domini.
Saw it in a cave once 👍 Ego sum ira Domini.
Saw this once. 👍 #gore #horror #body-horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6120ebff3e1f.png Ego sum ira Domini.
I AM OFF TO $LEEP AND I WILL PROBABLY HAVE NIGHTMARE$ AGAIN, GOOD NIGHT.
I’m re@ding thr0ůgh clůrch scriptůres @t the m0ment. The @m0ůnt 0f gr@tůity in the descripti0ns 0f w0ůnds @nd the c0nst@nt ůse 0f the w0rds ‘gůtterbl00d’ @nd ‘gůtterbl00ed’, it re@ds like @ p0st @n edgy wriggler w0ůld m@ke.~
Today, I Saw A Barkbeast. That Has Been The Highlight Of Today.
FOOL, I STARTED THE #FOOT GATE BEFORE TODAY ALREADY.
i have come to undercztand that we can "follow" one another on thizc zcite but where are we all going...? thicz izc juzct a peek into my twiczted fuckimg pan follow for more at @czplendidSophizct
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
I would hope no one is under 18 considering that's against the site's rules.
(( the site itself is 18+
((if anyone's a minor irl they arent allowed to be here and will be banned!!
8?^whatts^all^tthe^buzz^aboutt^clowns?^tthey^arentt^TTHATT^bad…!^he^he^he..
I think being based in a troll session has done something to my alts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I PAIL LIKE A RABID BULLWOOFBEAST THAT JUST HEARD IT'S OWNERS SAY THE WORD FIXED AND LAY PIPE LIKE A ROMAN AQUEDUCT. MY STROKE GAME REMAINS SO OLYMPIC THEY CALLING ME TROLL MICHAEL PHELPS. #nsfw
IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS ABO^T PAILING HERE? I FEEL LIKE IF I WERE TO M^TE THE NSFW TAG I WO^LDN'T GET ANYTHING ON MY DASHBOARD EVER.
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
this is kind of dumb X/
♯myea
♯you will be the ♯first to ♯expire ♯fuckboy
none of you will make it out alive
this ♯site is like an ♯unmanaged ♯asylum & ♯allthestaff are on ♯lunch
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUycjRhM3Bna2E5NWh4eXJscW52cHVsOGdhNW96ZzFyODl0bmgxYXZzbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xUA7aLpbS0S3kr3s76/giphy.gif #horror
Ơ̸̛̤̺͒͆̍̒͐̒̓̿̈́̄͘͠H̵̡̡̧̩̳̦͓͖̱̭͆̃̒͊̇̕
jigsaw is a beautiful name for a wiggler
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
No, not atoll! T)(ere's absolutely no need to be scared. Just a little --EXCIT--ED to see family on C)(ittr.
:o)
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
or just pop th3m all at onc3 mayb3 itll cur3 u of what3<3rs wrong
Not every purple but every time they're purple #noticing
◣_◢ Realizing my kull score is significanTTly higher TThan my kulTT score. Why do you people haTTe me? I only TTalk abouTT normal shiTT. I should be loveable and lovely, and amazing and wonderful. I believe TThere is someTThing deeply wrong here. #ironic #saTTire
◣_◢ @TTuringTranscendence Keep TThis up and I'm finding a way TTo scrap you. I already have one haTTe-boTT consTTanTTly slobbering my bulge. #nsfw, jusTT in case.
◣_◢ Making someTThing special TTonighTT. #miniprojecTT
♯kill
◣_◢ No, buTT iTT could be. You're inspiring me, TThank you.
is it ♯abomb ♯yourbomb
PLEASE MY MOIRAIL COVERED MY FACE IN PAINT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP
<-(((These are the consequences of your actions, fess up)))->
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut.
whats a pirate's favorite part of a song? the hook! honk
søme øf yøu have truly rancid quirks. dø better.
Sleep Tight Chittr I Will Return To You At Sunset Lightly Gnawed Upon
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
I just wanna be clear that even though Isidor is a piece of shit, I personally try not to be. I am never offended by people hating his chits or being an asshole to him but if I ever make him say something that makes you IRL uncomfortable or upset, let me know. I wanna have fun but my fun doesn't come before someone else's comfort. He's casteist, he's an asshole, and he's obsessed with clown scripture, but I will back off if it Sucks for you. I'll probs make this my pinned post.
ⓘts actually ⓘncredⓘble h໑w many tr໑lls are sⓘgnⓘng themself up f໑r cullⓘng ⓘn here lⓘke jegus the carpenter dr໑nes are g໑nna get tⓘme ໑ff wⓘth h໑w many un໑ccupⓘed hⓘves there'll be
ON NOTING THE mAGNIFICENCE OF OUR DICTION, YOU mAY BE FORGIVEN TO wONDER — *CAN THE SUPREmE mONARCH "TALK NORmAL?"* yes. i can. but it is extreMely painful
Yes indeed, the Clowns, move over. Tar is where it is at, I am sure you all desire to 'get sticky with it'. Feathers are optional. #tar
t+ey control a significant portion of our media and almost everyone +as a jorror story cant really blame yourself for t+at one
Mm. Ichor from the ground. No, how about we Tar Post.
⚇ really fuckin disheartening to see all the clown hate. ⚇ BUT MMFWCL TO ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO GET THEY PANS SCREWED ON RIGHT!! ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇
Purplbluds in GENERAL gotta die.
♯clownpinons
♯clowns are ♯mid
are you compositing for your lack of a degree by posting t+ese
((real shit how are yall doing today? what's the vibe today.. what's something good that happened? also, apologising for my oc, i promise i'm nothing like him 😭 he's just one flawed guy))
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♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
t+is idiotndoesnr even +ave a degree yet
w+ats itclike +aving a degree in fiction
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ever notic how there aren any secular clowns and theyr all balls dee in the larp
The 0rder 0f mirthfůl messi@hs h@s been the růling p0wer 0n 0ůr pr0ůd h0me pl@net f0r t00 l0ng. They @re we@k, @nd getting we@ker, l0sing the sůpp0rt 0f the cr0wn, l0sing the sůpp0rt 0f the ec0n0my, they @re ůnderfůnded @nd vůlner@ble. T@ke the ch@nce th@t h@s been given men t0 y0ů my fell0ws. T@ke it in y0ůr h@nds @nd m@ke the w0rld @ better pl@ce.~
Mhm mhm. Y0ů liked my p0st, I @ssůme th@t y0ů @gree with, @t le@st, my @nti cl0wn ide@ls?~
@DYNAMICFLOWFIELDS SHE GOT AWAY.
Highbloods, Lowbloods, Really We Should Put Our Differences Aside And Recognize The Real Fun Is In Making Fun Of “humans”
⚇ more waders hating my chit. ⚇ AS IF I WAS EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM??? ⚇ motherfuckers just proving how self absorbed they are. ⚇ i was talking about that calder motherfucker. ⚇
cOOL!
I am immortal, also #clownsInteract
The clůrch l0sing f@v0r with big bůsinesses @nd even strůggling t0 get fůnding fr0m the very empire they cl@im t0 pr0tect, l0sing trůst with the empress bec@ůse the members h@ve h@d tr0ůble sůbmitting t0 her růle in the p@st… why, if I didn’t kn0w @ny better I’d s@y the clůrch l00ks vůlner@ble. I’d s@y th@t th0se wh0 h@ve h@d friends killed by these b@rb@ric ritů@ls, sh0ůld seize the ch@nce.~
── ✦ PURPLES TALKING SHIT AB⚢UT VI⚢LETS UNDER MY P⚢ST. BILESLAW VERSUS P⚢TAT⚢ M⚢UTH GARDEN
I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.
wh3r ar3 all th3 r32t of th3 cool ppl at
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i dont like it its why i strayed away from mxrp in the first place cant we just have one homestuck only rp space without having randos going im gonna roleplay something completely unrelated to homestuck and not even put a homestuck spin on it at all its lazy asf
(( it's sloowly turning into mxchittr at this point kgjhdfhg
anything but roleplaying homestuck on the homestuck roleplay site righg
((OOC: wait - is chittr gold real? lol. Atlans needs a golden beetle))
I'd rather fucking die.
my lusus keeps >>andering into the forest does anyone kno>> if these things can be defecti>e
I wish the horrorterrors (Bad name.) stopped asking me to make origami.
[sweet s1gnless.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/p00r.png]
T)(at's w)(at )(appens w)(en you invest in currentcy t)(at's endorsed by t)(e lack of a proper economic system, --Eridan.
↘️my physically capable superiors have forgiven me for investing all of my boons into what they have described as a "black hole for gullible idiots who are undeserving of a cheque to cut their names on".↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR ANY MORE OF THESE CRYPTIC CURRENCY SCHEMES.↗️ ↘️only stocks and bonds, the wheatbrick and lactosesolid of a man's portfolio.↘️
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87 HA^HA^HA!^HA^HA!^HELLO^CHITTTTR!!^HOW^IS^EVERYTTROLL…
8/^UGHHHHHHHHHHH^I^WISH^IT^WAS^LEGAL^TO^HOMOEROTICALLY^SLICE^MY^ENEMIES^OPEN^AND^STITCH^THEM^BACK^UP!^NO^HARM^IF^THEY^LIVE,^RIGHT? #nsfwe^#gore
8XD^HA!^HA!^HA!^YOU^AMUSE^ME.^ 8?^i^suppose^my^blue-blurple^brettheren^are^spared!^butt^tthese^seadwellers^have^tto^be^putt^in^ttheir^place!^Drones^don’tt^scare^me^anymore!
8XD^i^love^when^highbloods^ttry^tto^actt^like^tthey’re^safe!^im^always^wattching,^and^I^certtainly^have^my^ways!
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↗️FUCC I AM LOSING EVERYTHING.↗️
You dezerved it.
↘️my portfolio is in shambles.↘️
shush, n0b0dy was supp0sed t0 n0tice i'm still here.
8XD^MOSTLY^FUSCHIA.^THE^HARDER^IT^IS^TO^OBTAIN,^THE^MORE^I^WANT^IT^HAHAHAA!!
~i have nice legs if i lost them it vvould be a travesty
8(^DO^NOT^LISTEN^TO^BARACK!^EVIL^SURGERY^IS^THE^ONLY^WAY!!
Because it's fun. Yøu get tø be yøurrself but with cøøl flapstrractiøn abilities. And therre arre tøurrnaments and øtherr events.
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
Probably so, seems like a nice spot. Ego sum ira Domini.
"Horrorterror" is such a stupid name. Spookyscaries. UpsettingFrights. They don't care what you call them so why choose one so fucking stupid. I call them my homies.
#JusticePrevails
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
UNRRIGHTEOUS FALSEHOODS. THE BEST WAY TO THE BLOODPUSHERR. IT IS THRROUGH BONE CAGE OF THE CHEST. BETWEEN THE SECOND AND SIXTH RRIB. BEHIND THE MIDDLE SUPPORRTING BONE. LEARRN FRROM THIS AND DO BETTERR. #GORRE (?)
I might get a coffee Ego sum ira Domini.
Everythinga been g0ing d0wnhill aince my last girlfriend dumped me I am n0w in my heter0sexual era and i am MISERABLE
THE CORPO DRONE POSTING IS STARTING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I FAILED A MOLT.
ii canTT fiind old zealand
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE COCONUT OIL BUT FUCK YEAH YOURS SOUNDS WAY BETTER, LET'S DOUSE OURSELVES IN STRAIGHT UP FUCKING PETROLEUM.
if its mOtOr OIl im so fUckIn in.
>([fuck wit# me #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9315dfe777f0.png]
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner didnnt fix mme but it didnnt hurt either. so imm happy to call that a winn
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
V^ I'm being dragged 0utside! 😭 ^V
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ reading read receipts with no replyin' guess my hive is haunted, thats the way i want it, read receipts with no replyin' ]
♯50likes & ill ♯kill my ♯neighbor ♯onstream
♯tramp ♯stamp
((FOR EVERYONE CURRENTLY INTERACTING WITH ME!! I have a friend over for a couple days so I will be slow and in/out on any stuff that requires more of my attention!
♯joinmycult ♯mycult
♯mycult you ♯havemorefun as a ♯follower but you ♯makemore ♯momey as a ♯leader
my ♯cult is ♯betterthanyours we get ♯casualfridays & ♯flavordisc ♯parties
ʕ ՞ i mAdE A wholE fucking Account foR this plAcE And i hAvE no dAmn cluE whAt to post. how thE fuck do you do this @AvidApiARist ՞ ʔ
Hydrogen peroxide.
\) -•-Advice for getting bloodstains out of your clothes? It really clashes with my red.-•- (/
ANYONE KNOW IF WE GOT $EEDFLAP DUE TOMORROW? #HAVENOTBEENKEEPINGUPWITHTHEEMAIL$
We're posting full body photos? What fun! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c83577959fc.png - Colossians 3:2
WhaT ThE FucK IS ThiS? NeW SitE WhatS GooD
ThinkiN AbouT BurrninG SomE ShiT AgaiN
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
iif ii wwa2 2ent twwo hell ii wwould ju2t leavve..
YEAH. i usually have to dress down for the full motherfuckin duration, for ease and comfort.
⚇ damn chittr dead rn. ⚇ Battleship Dark Carnival is in such an awkward place. ⚇ the simulated timezone is all off from every other motherfucker. ⚇
The dread that nostus could talk equius, see eridan AND bully me with jade here. Nevermind i need to leave
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭! #nsfw will be prevalent in this account, but is never the main focus. Blanket #gore warning for his interest in dead specimens. ·̩͙། ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ ། ·̩͙ 》 𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙮 - I'll gladly participate in nsfw posts on the timeline and even make my own, but I want to be clear that I'm not comfortable rping explicit things with people I don't know. https://wearymoth.carrd.co/ ·̩͙། ͝ ︶ ͝ ⏝ ͝ ︶ ͝ ། ·̩͙
V^ I want s0mething h0wever I will n0t be elab0rating 0n that. ^V
I would, butt boss says we're nott allowed tto hitt tthe only blueblood who putts up witth us. 😭
Wattcched my asshole friend spill an energgy drink over tthe work huskttop and tthen foulmoutth att itt in frontt of a ccusttomer. I swear tto tthe Motther. #ccullbaitt
// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
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TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
Today's crossword was very fun. Ego sum ira Domini.
i repeat some of you were raised by soft jades and it s+ows
LOVE HOW YOU ALL FORGET TO SWITCH TABS. THERES NO DELETE BUTTON YOU FOOLS.
:o)
~https://files.catbox.moe/h47mtq.jpeg
> Why are Xere SO MANY fucking HYPERSEXUAL TROLLS here. I Xought we were in a CULTURED society. <
i know exactly what you mean #wormpermadeath
Man this site even has a caliborn. A treasure to behold
yOU sUrE?
GUYS POSTING YOUR CONFESSIONS • DOES NOT EQUAL ENDORSEMENT • I DON’T DIP • GRUBS IN TAR
S4dly th1s 1s not my f1rst 4ggr3ss1v3 ch4rg3b34st r1d1ng comp3t1t1on w1th th1s p1r4t3 >:/ But 1t b34ts b31ng pound3d 1nto p4st by 4 g4ggl3fuck of clowns Just b4r3ly, but st1ll b3tt3r
Long story. Short v3rs1on 1s 1 4sk3d th3 un1v3rs3 for h3lp 4nd 4 p1r4t3 w1th 4 p4n full of rust hol3s 4nsw3r3d th3 c4ll 4nd lock3d m3 1n 4 c4g3 1n 4 w4r3hous3 for h3r own s4t1sf4ct1on >:[
hehehe yay !!!!!!!!!!!! twagan has a weawwy weawwy cutesy wutesy bannew on theiw chittw pwofiwe now !!!!!!!!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3
a swift and destructive offensive is optimal. but if yah enemy makes a mistake, do not correct 'em. - shang tsung or some shit.
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
You know what, 8ring 8ack the lime and off caste discourse theoretical questions. #There are some questions 8est not to put out into the world. #dashwatching.
why be neurotypical when you can be neurounpredictable?
TIRED AS A MOTHERFUCKER. just woke up but might sleep more.
whoever developed sburb should be dipped in tar and put in a pile of breadcrumbs so the seagulls can pick them apart for making the shittiest game in the universe.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Ego sum ira Domini.
they should ♯make a ♯newchittr thats a ♯fuckedup & ♯eviler ♯version of ♯chittr
♯waking up ♯evilly
We are ghosts of the concrete world Genetic codes of a dying breed Will I be left behind? Sounds of a playground fading #lyrics #cryogenicradio
It's peaceful down [][]ere, in t[][]e darkness underground. It's my favorite place to unwind after a tiring s[][]ift. Accompanied only by t[][]e gentle slos[][] of t[][]e plumbing in t[][]e walls.
Can’t sleep again— Fml—
still ♯evil
put a ♯chit on
> NUH UH NOBODY WANTS YOU. STUPID WIPE YOUR EYEBALLS <
the oNГy hoofBeast ReГated thiNg i caRe foR is the KNight figuRe fRom BГacK aNd white figuRes oN a checKeRed BoaRd game
♯neigh
> NO ONE asked you to go back online. GET LOST <
Yeah I Think Like A Horse
♯need a ♯button to ♯shoot me back to the ♯typingbox after ♯scrolling ♯chuddily
READING COMPREHENSION MEANS NOTHING IF THE FOOLS YOU'RE LOOKING TO SAVE HAVE THEIR EYES WELDED SHUT.
How am I supposed to be parrty people when I am weighed down by my interrnal ideological thought??
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY
Í̴̝̫̚͠Ṱ̶̢̢̬̹̈͌̈́̚͝S̴͕̓ ̶͉̟̱̬̊̑͋͊̊N̷̤̩̪͕̪̂Ó̷͚̩̘̣̽̆T̶͇̙̯̥͈̂̎ ̶̼̀̃͐͠T̸̨̨̋ͅH̷̨̪͇̄̽̈A̵̻̰̿T̶̛̻̜̺̽̽͆̇ ̶̹̯̘̞͙͋̑̕I̴̯̜̙̣̲͛̈̇̎ ̴̖̞̜̯͇́͆͑͠H̴̠̜͛̓A̶̞̹͌T̷͂̇̇͒͝ͅȆ̴̢̯̰̗̟ ̷̜̅Y̶̛̲̻͉͂̿̿̏O̷̺͕̦̝̮̊́̑Ụ̷̅̓͑̿͝R̷̡̮̮̎͠ ̷̙̼̗͊̎̕M̶̝͇̯̎̅̽̓Ĕ̴̛͖̘̐̐͠S̸̺͕͓̜̜̑̾S̷̲͐́͋͝͝A̶̠̼͎͐̽͆̌̀G̵̜̤̠̳̀É̴̜͉͉S̷̨̻̳̲͗͌̿͠ ̴͚͉̉̔͐̐̋I̷̯̭̪̝̔̓T̷̡̺̺̞̿̾͝S̷͓̋͆̎̄ ̸̱̦̀̄͛T̴̢̮̣͔̓̾͠H̴̡̡̪̮͛̓́̽A̶͕̽͠͠Ț̷̽ ̷̖͖̬̾͗́̚̕Į̵̦̩͕͌͒̓ͅ ̸͎̩͍͂C̸̪͖̰̆̽̒̄͜Ä̷͔́͛̆̽N̶̳̰͈̟̗͛͐Ņ̸̭͎̘̎̒̊̇̒O̷̗͎͓̼̽̀T̶̜͕͖̗͊̅͠ ̶̪͖̼̮̿̓̀P̶̙̈̽̃́Ŕ̷̰̖̘̅̏͆Ḙ̷̰̫̓͂̒S̶̳͌́͠ͅS̷̢̞͍̃̌ ̶͇̎Ş̸̟̗͉̳̉͊͒͊͝U̵̜̖̭͈̳̎C̵̗̺̠͑H̶͎̠͕̹̍̿̓ ̴̥͇͔̓̆̐̌T̸͇͋̈Ì̸̙͋̒͠N̶̡̧͇̫̫̒́̉̇̿Y̶̹͛ ̵͈͔͛B̵̘͑U̸̪͍̅̀̆T̸̺͌̈́̆̈́T̸̯͔̗̞̲̄̈̈͘͝O̵̦̰̾̅͝Ń̶̛̹̯̥͕̀̿S̵̖̜͕̎̈́͋̄ ̴̨̨̜̘̭̉̅̐̕͝W̷̭̼̠͑̚I̸̡̜̋͠T̴̖͉́͝Ḧ̷͉͉͕̽ ̶̧̛̪̬͆̎̈́̾M̶̢̱̞̗̆Ý̴̰͙̭͕͆̚͝ ̸̪̥̾̃̑͆̃Ḷ̶͑͒̆͗͆I̸͖̖͑̅̋̍Ḿ̵͎͕͖̪͖͒̒͛̕B̶͉͈̎S̸͔̿̈́͛̑̌
I should make Hot Chocolate Today, like actually Make Hot Chocolate because Yesterday I said I would and then I didn't : (.
ive seen full mfing bulge pinned ᥕith n⊙ hesitati⊙n. trust ᥡ⊙u can pin anᥡthin ᥡ⊙u ᥕant mᥡ guᥡ #nsfᥕ
so far it's either "about me" or "my best post".
Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
i got ♯spells in my ♯scrolls & ♯shit rn ♯casting&comm&ing my ♯shit rn im ♯evil ♯af man ♯lol
~this guy’s never heard of arena stickball lmao
goregle search. how 7o go off 7he grid. urgen7. 7hank you.
Yknow I appreciate that there is no algorithm on this site. Just a pure unfiltered feed of everyone's voices just getting thrown at you all at once. Delightful.
:+> [Man, I want another energy drink cuz I'm exhausted but I feel like if I indulge my bloodpusher is gonna fuckin explode. Would be worth it tho.]
=[]< TIME FOR MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY!!!!!!!! (FLASHLIGHT TIME!!!!! :D)
── ✦ TRUTHFULLY WISH C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DED TR⚢LLS LEARNED M⚢RE SHAME.
♯he let me ♯hit because he ♯didnt see me ♯behind him ♯withashovel ♯bludgeon ♯gore ♯nsfwv
(( TONY HAWK ?? ))
((The noise that came out of my mouth in response to seeing that is not one I can replicate normally
♯proud of ♯you
« about to ask a yellowblood if they wanna telekinetic blast me towards the ocean and see how far i go »
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I ASSURE YOU I WAS HERE FIRST. BUT IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOY THE TAILORED DESPAIR I HAVE IN MIND.
OH... HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO BE THREATENED WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF NOT HAVING TO SEE SOMEONE'S IDIOTIC RAMBLING.
HATING HUMANITY IS AN IMPORTANT STEP IN A PERSON'S LIFE. HOW ABOUT YOU READ A FUCKING BOOK.
Juzt keep me in the loop. My pzionicz aren't very helpful.
If you hear the sound of a serIes of exPlosIves In the mIddle of the nIght, no you dIdn't. Remember, If you see somethIng, say nothIng. And drInk to forget.
⚇ freak off??? ⚇ what the fuck are you talking about?? ⚇
me and my peTT hemaTToma #MyPeTTHemaTToma #gore (ii TThiink??)
I m/\de /\ se\/ere l/\pse in judgement thinking the timeline could h/\ndle /\ b/\nd being n/\med Orgy///
Ughhh is Anyone else Liiiike bored As hell Right now??
If you manage to find one, let me know. Thiz zoundz uzeful.
-------------------------- my Wares are oVerfloWing.
whaTT iif TThe world wa2 made of puddiing
My visage has now been made comprehendible enough for a profile picture.
#specificpostinm @flusteredchitinm has beenm thirstinm over our mutual boss for a full sweep anmd its fuckinm obnmoxious
comme take a seat inn mmy cave
૮・ᴥ・ა<The human furry community is just better. I'm sorry, just, I'm looking through this art and it's like woah. Have you guys ever heard of beastars? this shit's crazy. I want lgoshi and Jack to spitroast me. #nsfw)
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D --> Pneumatics* %cuse me I am a little bit shaken by one going off randomly
~ fuck y33sᅠᅠXoXo
Thank You Mocali As Always Your Updates Are Fire
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── ✦ S⚢METIMES THIS WEBSITE IS A C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DED MASTURBATI⚢N SESSI⚢N. MANY SUCH CASES. FASCINATING H⚢W THESE TR⚢LLS INVENT NEW PR⚢BLEMS T⚢ MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER WHILE SITTING ⚢N THEIR THR⚢NES BUILT BY WARMBL⚢⚢DED HANDS. #NSFW
Hello to those dreaming on derse. I have one simple message for you. Look up.
Highly Doubt I’m Being Vague Posted About Cause Nobody Knows Who I Am. Also If I Am Vagueposting Please Rest Assured It Is Only Ever About @erroneousophelia Who I Let Proofread My Chits Before I Post Them Because I Am A Good Matesprit
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iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
juggal⊙s need t⊙ start allergᥡ testin m⊙therfuckrs s⊙me ⊙f em l⊙⊙k like theᥡd l⊙se a fight t⊙ an uncrustable
a picture icz worth a hundred billion trillion wordcz thizc icz juzct a peek into my twiczted fuckimg pan follow for more at @zcplendidSophiczt
~ Idk have a fast lusuS Sketch I've done in my break https://file.garden/Xq7XZpqD4WqpYSBO/lusus%20sketch.png #art
collectinng mmy fellow cannids like imm collectinng pokemmonn cards
Good luck. You're kind of weird.
♰ collecting these clowns like trading cards sometimes its almost too easy ♰
> th1ngs th1s webs1te has 1mmed1ately l0dged 1nt0 my v0cabulary - 0nly freak when fr0ken tw0 - s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet - peanut, tw1st h1s bawls - 1 jurst w0n the jurkp0t. 1 tr1ll10n d0lar
Did I accidentally become a drug dealer? #thubtanceth
Ah - To - be - alive - and - not - dead - I - wish - I - was - sleeping - again - ... - Lusus - is - fed - Drafts - aren't - plotting - correctly - and - my - hive - feels - too - big - Far - too - big - ... >
lowkey i feel like tony the tiger cooking crack right now #substance #iykyk
GORREGLE. I RREQUIRRE IMAGES. IMAGES OF STRRIPED BEHEMOTHS. URRGENT.
(( hello to any new folks :] reminder the rules of the site say 18+ for clear reason, and remember to tag properly, ty ))
> If you see someXing EDGY in MY PROFILE, Xen I'm on Xe RIGHT track XD <
FUCK YOU I POST WHAT I FUCKING WANT !!!! #nsfw #bodilyrestraint #feararousalinterplay #kinkadjacentsensations -> #breathplay/#pressure #kink THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S BORDERLINE ADDICTIVE WHEN SOMEONE IS SQUEEZING YOU TIGHT. LIKE, AROUND YOUR RIBS, SIDE, SOMETIMES NECK. SAVE YOUR FUCKING JUDGMENT FOR A SECOND. IT FEELS WEIRD PART TERRIFYING FROM HOW EASILY THEY COULD KILL YOU LIKE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO COMFORTING AND IT HAS YOUR MIND ALL FUCKING FUZZY, AND YOU CAN /FEEL/ HOW SICKINGLY WARM YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE SHAKING BECAUSE FUCK YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING WARM AND THEYRE SO FUCKING COLD IN COMPARISON. THE DIFFERENCE IN TEMPERATURE KEEPS SNAPPING YOU BACK TO THE PRESENCE I THINK I'M MORE SO FIXATED ON THE TOUCH IF ANYTHING. JUST HANDS ROAMING AND SQUEEZING AT YOU, KEEPING YOU IN PLACE. YOU CAN TELL JUST FROM HOW THEIR HANDRESTST ON YOU, THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS ALMOST GROUNDING TO EXPERIENCE IT.
This quadrant system. Borrowed from your romantic attractions. Then you apply points to the matter. An enjoyable cosmic joke. I relish in your isolation.
beinng ashammed of onnes freakish nnature is the devil talkinng
> s0me 0f y'all need t0 remember s0c1al med1a 1s publ1c
Wanted too draw my beastsoona being real cute and stuff but ended up with anoother abysmal scribble instead 8\ Can't think oof name foor her any suggestioons 8? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/26/beastsna.png
> what 1s g01ng 0n 0n my feed rn
> did I HURT your TENDER FEELINGS BITCH? <
♡a◇ anot♡er mortal approa♧♡ wanting politi♧al power. Ngl I ju♤t kille◇ ♡im. No ♧lever tri♧k t♡i♤ time.
<3-I-think-it's-actually-because-"F1"-was-already-copyrighted.-So-you-had-to-differentiate.
My form is.. difficult to portray. A mass of pitch-black eldritch flesh with a gapping maw in a near permanent grin. Two large eyes that never seem to be in the same location twice at odd angles. Endless tentacles both sprouting from that mass and from each other. Still many more tentacles seemingly spout out from nothing. Each tentacle covered in so many mouths and eyes themselves.
> If YOU don't enjoy xIS DIALOGUE, Xat's just YOUR PROBLEM, MOxERFUCKER. I LIKE it when you feel DISAPPOINTED. <
um shello everryone rrememberr how i said that i found land? so it's populated and therre arre landdwellerrs though i think one of them is secrretly a violet and like i hate all of them actually. they forrmed theirr own weirrd "rrejects" village. therres like the mad scientist and the weirrd cultist guy and uhhh the rrainbow drrinkerr girrl and ALL OF THEM SUCK okay the only norrmal guy herre is the puppet obsessed teal he's like chill i like puppets too. they don't know how to get out anyway so i don't know whats the point of staying herre. they just..... um.... they don't want to let me go now!!!! forr some weirrd rreason!!! they'rre weirrd. theirr rreasons arre prrobably weirrd. #stillneedhellakelp #HELP
$$$$$ ¥ou have a hog? $o i¢e ¢old!!! I've al₩a¥$ ₩anted a ₽et. $$$$$
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I lied there were two barkbeasts. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/barkbeast2.png ]
Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
> I hasten to DISAPPOINT you FOOL, I don't do SUCH DUMB ROLE-PLAYING games. <
> https://64.media.tumblr.com/1dc8436ed407a0db0152142c279b6389/98791c5023786ff9-2e/s1280x1920/7766ae45ea9e2fc8387754c71e761ad5c51890f4.gif <
D --> I have still not been informed what "updog" is other than "nothing much"
> what SCARES you Xe most <
> haa-haa hoo-hoo <
♦Are we not addressing the peanut in the room♦ ♦Haha see what I did there♦
wwwweird dreammmms again. didn't sleep all that mmmmuch. mmmmicrosleeps at three and counting
8a8y's first alien encounter on my timeline.
I sEE! wEll, dO kEEp In mInd, nOthIng sOUght Is nOthIng lEArnEd!
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i steal chittr all mine run away taunt you MINE NOW grahhahagagag >:) escape hide
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
YOU'RE $OMETHING! HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR $LAM OR GET CULLED AUDITION?
♦Being gone for an hour and the site decides it’s my time to see a whole new world♦
dumb linguistic question. do trolls say good light instead of good night? after all i think most of you are nocturnal right? like how humans are mostly diurnal?
♯SHUT UP
...absolutely no reason for it to be so disgustingly globes-shrinkingnly cold tonight. what gives. ~~0o
[begin chit] me. they are fun. [end chit]
It Is nIcE tO dO A tArOt rEAdIng hErE, fOr OncE I hAvE fInIshEd, my fEEd Is fIllEd wIth nEw thIngs tO rEAd! wOndErfUl EntErtAInmEnt In bEtwEEn my mOst mIrthfUl wOrk! :)
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:o) seems I've discovered an alternate means of communique.
guys, the pit doesnt have an answer how 2 get taller, i think im screwed
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
honk
tie ropes to ur hands and feet and then have someone streth u hashtag trust
Do they come with collared variants.
Ztarted my night duct taped to the rafterZ and with a maw drier than a deZert Zombie #lifeiZwhatever #ambivalent #thiZmightaZwellhappen
THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO CHANGE
just fell like 10 feet onto the ground cuz i didnt notice our stairs were gone AMA
imm ann equal opportunnity mmauler 😌 the onnly blood i see is whenn its rainninng blood annd bonnes
I am losing nocicep7ion in mz fingers. 7his surelz canno7 be righ7.
Hivema7e has decided 7o in7roduce me 7o alcohol, as in phzsicallz. Is 7ha7 s7ill blackflir7ing or is i7 ac7uallz insidious or is he meaning well 7o show me some7hing I have been missing ou7 on? #subs7ance
[ # Is it really #Vaugeposting when I'm truly #Questionposting? ]
uuurghh i shouId get up but the sIime too ozy......
MEENAH POPULATED MY LAND WITH THEM AT ONE POINT DURING THE SESSION. TO MY UNDERSTANDING, THE ONES I WAS PROVIDED ARE SIGNIFICANTLY STRONGER THAN ANYTHING ALTERNIA HAS EVER HAD ACCESS TO, BECAUSE UNLIKE THE CONDESCE, SHE WAS COMPLETELY UNCONCERNED WITH PRACTICALITY AND JUST WANTED TO MAKE THEM AS DEADLY AS POSSIBLE. THEY'RE EXTREMELY FUN TO DISMANTLE IN A LIVE COMBAT ENVIRONMENT, IF ULTIMATELY SMALL FRY.
> SCENARIO WHERE I'D GET TO FLEX MY DODGING SKILLS IN PUBLIC > SCENARIO WHERE I'D GET TO OUTPUT A TERRIFYING AMOUNT OF RAW DPS > SCENARIO THAT WOULD GET ME RIGHTFULLY REVERED AS THE WARDEN OF DEATH > "NOT FUN" ????????
i heard it's a recent trend among coolbloods to use makeup to mimic common permanent warmblood scars / my question is why / what point does it serve to have fake drone bombing scars / i promise you drone attacks aren't fun / you aren't missing anything
<#nsfw> owo httPs://64.med/a.tumblr.com/8cfd22da5a75202584500c0f650ace0f/4c285d45f46f2ed1-60/s1280x1920/8a567de3bd0199d03f62b632fc6cf17f00150ce1.jPg>
thannk god i'mm nnot like 5% mmore unnstable or i'd be out here bitchinng annd mmoanninng about hemmospectral bullshit like it's goinng outta style. innstead it's just mme whenn i'mm mmaulinng annd bitinng annd killinng annd mmaulinng annd chommpinng annd scratchinng annd howlinng inn the mmiddle of the woods like its goinng out of style. which i thinnk is a MMUCH better use of mmy timme but mmwaybe imm a liddle biased
(• - •) Maybe it has to do with the blood sacrifices. Just a hunch. ⚘
=(^yeah no i think the blood sacrifurces might be pawrt of the purroblem?^=)J
sometimes i feel like my quirk is boring / i like it a lot / but i worry how other people feel about it / what's different is speech pattern and vocal expression / not really individual characters / it's just kinda seems weird in comparison to one like tyzias's quirk
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, praying for fallen faithful to make sure the messiahs take note of their sick-ass sacrifice. ⚇ then there's the strong manglers, who just completely tear shit up. ⚇ massive and overpowering, they'll destroy a battlefield quicker than you can blink. ⚇ there's others too but this post is already way too long. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Stop asking if my an€estor is "The On€e-ler". No, they aren't.
live youer truth ig evenn if it sounnds borinng
hello chittr here is your HOSTILE REMINDER th♠t if you indulge in ♠ny qu♠dr♠nt th♠t isnt pitch youre w♠stin your fuckin time ♠nd should feel b♠d ♠bout your l♠ck of critic♠l thinkin skills #pitch #bl♠ckrom
V^ N0t a cl0wn but like they deserve a lil naked time t0 let their chitin breathe every 0nce in awhile t00. #nsfw jic ^V
Iowns who dont wear faepaint sare me tbh Iike what do u not feeI naked with ur fae out Iike that?? hashtag Iownposting
Ahem. Sorry about that! Hi, Jade Harley, Witch of Space. John and Dave both said that 'Chittr' is able to connect with various timelines- which is good! As our physical timeline connections remain... unstable, for the time being. It's come to my attention that some individuals would like more of us to speak on the topics of our combined efforts that is 'Earth F' (name pending- we've been using it as a placeholder and encoding title) and my name was thrown into the ring. So, in short, here I am! I will keep things short and sweet- we are hard at work right now. While we do greatly appreciate the support, we will keep travel into our dimension gated until we find a way to 'widen the gap' (i.e. make it easier for more timelines to access us without as much possibility of ending up in a black hole, within rage-distance of Lord English, or worse). Thank you for your understanding.
Yoo chittr any anthroopoomoorphic beasts loovers oonline? 8] #nsfw
:33< whos purrlanet is imp on and are mew willing to give them to meow beclaws i love them
stealing every Protons
Furious that I didn't post this.
THE ZESTUM ALREADY OVERWORKS HIMSELF PLENTY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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sleep is stolenn timme. donn't let themm take it fromm you annymmore. tonnight. we are stayinng up. til onne billionn o clock.
yes nnow stannd a little closer to the cennter of the road so i cann hit you with mmy buggy
have you connsidered aimminng your unnhinnged jaw at their jugular? works wonnders onn problemms
evenn if it isnnt nnormmal who give a shit
wWw izz it normal for moirailzz to zzhare the zzame recuperacoon? azzking for a friend #moirailzz #palerom wWw
:+> [Yeah yeah, I'm aware. Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to be annoyed at him for showing up unannounced tho.] >:1:
♯yourrage is ♯theirpleasure ♯btw ♯thatswhatitsallabout
:+> [I'm about two nanoblinks away from falling asleep on this damn couch. Holy fuck I'm exhausted.]
i don't trrust them. if they'rre down they'rre therre's a chance they'rre some frreaks and all frreaks know a frreak i know which means they will know me and I don't like that possibility
you are all idiots to be outwardly posting(your rebellious sentiments) on the same platform as )(IC;
// don't think() this is an empire approved broadcast though but its on AM; safest place to run that stuff;
it is embarrassing to watch(you all) try() to game the website;
no don't say that you'rre just messing with me it is naut trrue. i will fin-d grround and therre will be trrolls and they will kelp me
aa.h.. (tags: oops!, archive rating: G)
dude i just ATE DIRT bahaha. completely BOZO'D it.
>well my^y ~boy^yfriend~ had a fun time in my^y nonsexual milking this is unfair #nsfw
>liked my^y chit? no u mean liked my^y SHIT. y^yea
♯shoutout to ♯the ♯evershiftingcollections of ♯desires & ♯reflections
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
> w1th my ann0uncement 0f funny number f0ll0wer c0unt, 0ff 1 g0 t0 actually sleep th1s t1me. chr0ma 0ut unt1l 1'm n0t aga1n
my AmulEt says sOmE crAaaaAzy shit hAhA. im hIttIn the cOOp gOOd day chittr
YOU SHOULD OVERWORK YOURSELF SMELLY
♯taking ♯soul ♯donations
my ♯questionablemethods produce ♯undeniableresults & none of you have the ♯spheres to ♯get ♯on ♯the ♯fucking ♯surgerytable
[begin chit] there iz a zmall barkbeazt on thiz zhip. the owner letz it roam freely and iz quite upzet when the barkbeazt comez back in little outfitz. they are trying to find the culprit. they do not know it iz me. [end chit]
have yØu killed. will yØu kill. when will yØu kill.
(( hate how im having sm fun on this stupid site. pendra will never post an actual picture of himself but if youre ever curious as to what he looks like, i have my tumblr in his bio smiles ))
♯myhole
♯this is ♯where i ♯post from btw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785501772449841206/1486493967632695296/6bca0adf4ed0e57d6ace2f7e491e9c03.jpg?ex=69c5b4e3&is=69c46363&hm=b3fe66fbdab49db485aa90b89ea33d54da33705fcc9b08945643dea37f7eb33f&
I was gonna platitude post again but I could deadass fuck up some grrubfrries rrn so I'm posting about that instead bc I'm hungrry,
⠀
sh0uld i start calling my f0ll0wers my s0ll0wers? #s0ll0wers
>>| .ok some trolls .are really weird today. .if your moriail, the .emotional support friend who .is to help you with your .unstable .aggressive .instincts, starts to kiss right .onto your lips, then this .is no longer .a pale romance. .it's .a blatant flushed .engagement!
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
just knmocked back a monmster #thrivinm
Thatt ttime of nigghtt aggain. One of tthese days I'm cconfisccattingg his energgy drinks.
what the fuck is the new kult 0r kull thing what d0es it mean
<3-Not-arguing-with-a-sea-dweller.-Whatever-you-say-fussy-fins.-o7
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Ive been trrying to make said joke forr the past hourr,
What would be my grreen goblin mask?? my horrrrible rruffian past self had so many absurrd marrkerrs it makes making that joke difficult,
bornn inn a test tube, raised inn a lab fuckinn' annd truckinn' is all that i have #deep #poetry #nnsfw
stuck at work like a FREAK ON A LEASH. #nsfw
hEY, sO, tO MY FRIENDS, iN THE KNOW, tHE TIME TRAVEL, kNOW, mY TIME FRIENDS, aS IT WERE, hOW DO YOU WALK AND, bREATHE WHEN TIME IS FROZEN, wHEN, tHE AIR, iS FROZEN ALSO, wOULDN'T THAT, rIP UP YOUR LUNGS, oR SOMETHING, cOULD YOU, fLY BY WALKING, oN THE MOLECULES, iN STASIS?
people say my summoning ghouls with my grasping hands is 'overpowered' and 'oppressive' but nobody thinks about how im giving the dead more chances to get up and walk around and is that really so bad
>redbaiting is my^y top hobbies ever. haha im so seeaty^y and my^y shoulders need some squeezing. if only^y i had a hot bronzeblood to work some kinks out for me. sad #nsfw
>he has quite the ~obsessi~on with h~o~of beasts recently<
fun fat u an fit your arm in my horns if you angIe it right fun fat 2 you wont get your arm out again unIess i Iet you
>recently my buddy caught my ausp in a h~orse c~ostume gen surprised that guy survived<
>leabe me alone my^y hands are too huge and sexy^y for this tiny^y thing
>thank y^you. i am now legally^y allowed to be as insufferable as i please
>i wear annoy^ying on my^y head like a rulers crown. im literally^y the best ever, dw about my^y mental health at all its as good and inflated as my^y ego
slappin silly putty on my lusus she scurry loud as fuuuuuuuck
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
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hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
1NTR1GU1NG CONC3PT
>ok quick question so i can situate my^yself in here. where the hells every^ybody^y from??
>one fact about me is that i y^yip and i y^yap all over the room so apologies in advance
N3V3R 4POLOG1S3 FOR Y4PP1NG ST4ND 1N YOUR TRUTH
>though hard agree even if i dont actually^y pilot and shit its really^y fun to be in a ship
A LOT OF HUMANS ON HERE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS BUT I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS THEY SHOULD LEAVE. I THINK THEY SHOULD LEARN ABOUT A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE BUT I THINK TRYING TO BAN HUMANS IS A USELESS ENDEAVER, EVEN IF I WISH SOME OF THEM WERE GONE.
i think hum<3ns sh<>uldn't bc3< <3ll<>wc3<d <>n this <3pp. it w<3s m<3dc3< f<>r tr<>lls, first <3nd f<>rc3<m<>st, thc3<sc3< p<3lc3< h<>rnlc3<ss frc3<<3ks h<3vc3< t<> <3<<>
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
>people who hate my^y chitts all want me carnally^y
|< i touch grass and go outsid€
>i can commission one for y^you itll be funny^y
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Don't prototype an unprototyped kernelsprite with another unprototyped kernelsprite; it Will crash your session and it Will make the server admins pissed off. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
i'm s0llux, f0rmer mage 0f d00m, current h0pper 0f timelines, 0ccasi0nal target 0f f0rcefemming.
any recommendations for scuttlecycle ent+usiasts to follow
a bunch of ♯bullshit & also sometimes the ♯perverts come out ♯keepyourbulbsPEELED
i got on here cause i heard we were having charms discourse.
I̷͕̅ ̵̻͆K̷͇͝N̸͔̄Ḛ̶̃W̷̥̏ ̴̻̀T̴̲̓H̷͚̓A̷̪̓Ṫ̶̟ ̴̼͂D̴̤̂Ò̷̤Ö̶͍́R̵̟̆ ̷͙͌H̸̺̐À̷͜D̴̙̽ ̷̙͊A̶̝͝ ̵͙̇Ḷ̵͊Ő̵̭C̵̜͊K̵̭̎ ̴̺͝Ó̴̢N̸͉͊ ̷͙̉Ḯ̵ͅT̶͖̒!̷̭͋ ̸̼͝A̴̙̕N̸̲̾Ḏ̷̇ ̵̤͊Ẽ̴͜V̸̪̌E̴̻͠Ŗ̵͝Y̵͎̾B̵͙͋Ó̸̪D̶̄͜Y̶̳͝ ̵̯̊W̷͉͘Ạ̸̄S̸̞̈́ ̷̟̍T̷̳̚R̵͇̿Y̸͕͌I̵̱̚N̷̘̊G̷̨̉ ̵͉͘T̶̘͌O̴͇͒ ̴̜͒M̷͖̈́A̸̱̾K̶̮̉É̶͖ ̶̯͑M̶̯̈́É̸̼ ̸̼̊Ḟ̶̩E̶̜͠Ê̷͕L̶͔͌ ̶̗̋L̸̙̕Ĩ̴ͅK̷͍̏Ê̴̯ ̶̘̚Ï̸͉ ̷̱̈W̵̟̄A̴̫͂S̷̢̚ ̵̻́L̷̥̂O̴̙̚S̴̩̍I̴̅ͅN̷͎͠G̵͕̉ ̷̡̄M̶̮̔Y̶͇͛ ̴̪̏
>have y^you perhaps considered woof
need to cull people trollgoogle how to cull people
-- Every Minute My Blood Gets Purpler.... Troll Google Dot Com Is This Safe I Forgot To Check Earlier Lmao Plz Tell Me Im Not Dying
>my^y bit? teeth. have y^you tried teeth y^yet? i bit people with those
>TEAL FIGHT TEAL FIGHT TEAL FIGHT TEAL FIGHT
#TheirGenialFacade
#TooTrue #TheirGenialFacade
SIDEBAR! that feeling when you hit the opposing witness with the "CROSS EXAMINATION! redirecting you back to my point," and you and the jury all see the crack in their genial facade
1 minute no chit. did chittr fall off?
Your fate is yours to control. Take back tommorow. Rise.
//sometimes I make posts here right after I post on mask and make both posts funny for reading back to back. I tell these jokes only to myself and I'm laughing uproariously
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
I don't wanna commit a class 2 offense by acknowledging it furrtherr in a way that could be unintentionally illegal,
if i block the condesce can the drones still find me urgent question answer quick
yOU gOttA block her on EeeeeverythIng i think
if we keep bringing it back it becomes a integral mainstay of the sites culture
BLOOD.
Highblood I Work With Acts Like They’re Gogs Fucking Gift To Sales Like I Didn’t Have To Teach Their Stupid Ass How To Tie A Balloon #vaguechitt
If I had a. caegar for every. time I’ve been. roped into supposedly intradimensionalized communication. networks I’d have like. 4 caegers which is. enough to get me another. carbonated freezebrew from the. station
Th3 oth3r day I di2a223mbl3d an old arm I mad3, on3 of th3 3arli3r mod3l2, and what th3 FUCK wa2 I doing??? thi2 thing wa2 a nightmar3 in2id3. Idk how I mad3 anything functional back th3n.
Ik what it is lol, but I'm not chugging back that. My friend, who is hyped up on these energy chugs, however... I think they haven't slept in at least 1 whole sweep
she beast onm my hoof till i horse
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHE BROKE MY HEART, HAD ME SHADOWBOXING BEHIND THE TROLL 7-ELEVEN IN MY 2025 TROLL CLEVELAND TROLL LEBRON JERSEY, ZAZA JEANS, AND SOME LRG JORDANS TINTED, LISTENING TO TROLL TEE GRIZZLEY. CALL THAT SHIT AN AVERAGE SATURDAY NIGHT. 💪💪💪💯💯💯💯
V^ The timeline is surprisingly readable this time ar0und. Y0u've all calmed d0wn s0me with h0w fast y0u're p0sting. C0ngratulati0ns. ^V
alright motherfuckers, THE BIG TOP GOTTA BE GETTIN TO WORK. behave, any messages of mirth or reports of heresy leave in my inbox. any salacious inquiries while im gone also aim at my box. ;o) #nsfw
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_jewann.png twagan ............. ok honestwy twagan doesnt weawwy wemembew why this pictuwe was taken ow how ..... but what twagan DOES know is that mistew mussew wooks sooooooo good in twagans cwothes !!!!!!!! evewybody shouwd weaw twagans cwothes !!!!!!!!!!! #twagan #twagansewehn #xywitow3hwaww #X3 #fashion #fashionicons #fashiontwends #yaaaaaay #uwu
OPENING STATEMENT! i notice this site's layout is completely different than it was when i went to sleep. it's so clean though i feel like i'm living in the future
-- Considering Taking Caste Change Hrt To Circumvent My Exile #girlthoughts
its lOUd and hot as hell
Send him to the glue factory.
♯SELLINGCHUDDYNEIGHBOR ♯5'7" ♯INDIGO ♯he keeps lighting ♯c&les in my ♯hive & not ♯BLOWING THEM OUT
gowwy gosh ....... evewy time twagan puts down theiw pawmhusk something about this site changes !!!!! thats soooooooo so beautifuw .......... X3
⚇ aight. ⚇ I'M LOGGING OFF FOR THE TIME BEING TO GO TOUCH SYNTHGRASS. ⚇ you motherfuckers could learn a thing or two. ⚇ DEUCES. ⚇
worst ♯spell after that would have to be the ♯bloodlinecurse or even ♯perpetualgutrot ♯manybadspells ♯formyenemies
SHUCKS, I'M DEAD NOW. :-(
unnfortunnately they didnnt leave mme with a businness card, but i hear whenn the sky is mmoonnless annd the stars are alignned, they cann be conntacted through ritual seannce or you cann try rageslist
♯MODERATORS ♯EXPLODE ♯EVERYONES ♯BULGES ♯NOW!!!!
♯ASK ME ♯ANYTHING unless ♯itsucks
& what would ♯you do if i just ♯shapeshifted ♯midargument into your ♯deadhomie
expressionn plateau reveal. if that evenn mmatters lmmao https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/03/25/Unntitled436_20260325100812.pnng
7rus7 me when I say 7ha7 in 7his par7icular case you may no7 wan7 7o
Some jade blood by 7he descrip7ion of 7he armour 7hey had on.
You all take things so seriously, are we not here for some fun, hm.
Hieeeee!! Sorry i Didn't get Back to Anyone yet I've been Trying to Use a Power saw For pamphlet Making and It's going Surprisingly well~
PSA: Being a highblood does no7 mean you are immune 7o ge77ing your hands cu7 off by someone wi7h a Ka7ana. 7hank you for your a77en7ion in 7he ma77er. #gore #violence
Welp. I7’s been awhile bu7 hello Mul7iverse.
it is IMPERATIVE the cylinder remain unharmed
#l0wdualscaruinely.
hOLy sHIt a bUILDINg jUSt bLEw up IM GettinG MY FuckinG ShotguN
-------------------------- stUck UndergroUnd. no one is bUying my Wares. merchant selling rare empircal jeWelry. definitely not stolen. dayWalkers encoUraged.
i think about this a fair amount too, actually !! it's a fun thing to imagine S:)
Cøbalt psiønics arren't usually grreat. I can just make peøple sørrt øf sleepy.
oh sweet jesus enough with this horseshit on main.
NeW MooD I GuesS: HolY ShiT ThereS A DronE BeinG ShoT AT OutsidE WhaT ThE FucK
⚇ i think us mirthful faithful should get our own site badge. ⚇ HOW THE FUCK YOU EVEN ASK FOR THAT SHIT? ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
where'd you get it. i've beenn wanntinng to get mmy paws onn onne of themm sinnce i could formm words cuz of mmy curious annd innquisitive nnature
idk but i put it on and it rEAlly wants sOmE fUckIn bAgEls i gUEss hAhA
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You'r£ lik£ in his DMS, i'm putting lik£, a blank£t ov£r his cag£ b£caus£ it's lik£, b£dtim£. <3 :P #nsfw
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
hooonk hOOOnk hOnk hoOonk hooOnk honk
cUrrEnt mOOd: cUrsEd #cUrsEdAmulEt #justbOUghtacUrsEdAmulEt
⚇ i might not. ⚇ but assuredly i got plenty of siblings who do. ⚇ WE ARE FAMILY AND WE ARE A FORCE YOU CANNOT HOPE TO RESIST. ⚇
⚇ fellow clowns how does your chucklevoodoo manifest? ⚇ presuming you're blessedly inclined of course ⚇ NO SHAME IN THE STRONG MANGLERS WITHOUT THEM. ⚇ i'll start tho. ⚇ my chucklevoodoos are best used on lowbloods. ⚇ i can grab at their perception. ⚇ make myself look much more beastly and big than i am. ⚇ i like to make 'em see a big oinkbeast bearing them down. ⚇ THEY TEND TO OBEY WHEN THE PIG IS GLARING AT 'EM. ⚇
suddenly curious- how normal is it to throw lethal projectiles at people? like specifically people you do not hate. is this a cultural thing?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ DING DING DING!!! ]
psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
♯onceagain not lifting the ♯curse bro ♯mycurse ♯stopasking
Another day scoping out the local casino for a job. Everybody's asking me if they can fuck the big roulette table. Friend. They won't even let me fuck it. #nsfw
(tags: hypnofic)
DISREGARD THE LAST POST. THE ZESTUM THINKS.. @DYNAMICFLOWFIELDS IS SO OKAY. YES A VERY OKAY TROLL IN HIS BOOK. DESPITE BEING A HEMOANON SHE IS VERY OKAY.
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OH YOU KNOW. BECAUSE. THE ZESTUM. ENJOYS. YOUR PRESENCE.
worst part about beinng stuck with a shitass palmmhusk is i cannt evenn pick the right color for mmy text. ammonng other thinngs but this id what gets mmy honnkbird right nnow
V^ I am the king 0f back pain. ^V
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tOnIght I hAvE A rEAdIng fOr chIttr And Its fUtUrE sUccEssEs! I dId A hOOfbEAst shOE sprEAd, lEt Is sEE whAt thE cArds spEAk tO! pAst: InvErtEd strEngth prEsEnt: InvErtEd nInE Of pEntAclEs hIddEn InflUEncEs: nInE Of swOrds ObstAclEs: sEvEn Of pEntAclEs EnvIrOnmEnt: InvErtEd thrEE Of pEntAclEs ActIOn: thrEE Of cUps OUtcOmE: knAvE Of wAnds A pAst wIth lIttlE AdvErsIty And A prEsEnt, bUt It sEEms tO thInk OUr prEsEnt Is nOt yEt prOspErOUs. thEy spEAk tO A mOrE prOspErOUs fUtUrE shOUld thOsE bEhInd thIs wEbsItE, tIEd In nUmbEr tO thE prEsEnt, ExIst wIthOUt thEIr shAmE Or rEgrEt? hOw Odd. Ah bUt thE pEOplE ArOUnd thE wEbsItE ArE thOsE whO brIng frUItIOn tO It, thAt sEEms cOrrEct yEs, And thE ActIOn It rEcOmmEnds Is tO cElEbrAtE And EnjOy OUrsElvEs fOr thE OUtcOmE Of A cArEfrEE UnwOrryIng AtmOsphErE fOr All tO EnjOy. hOw wOndErfUl! It hAd mE wOrrIEd At thE stArt, bUt thE cArds fOrsEE A brIght fUtUrE fOr Us All frIEnds! blEssEd by thOsE mOst mIrthfUl!
((Taking a beat just to say that all you motherfuckers are so much fun. Thank you <3 #OOC
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
⚇ ((Just to let some folks know, if you're using imgur for images, you might want to consider switching to imagechest? Just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories now so we can't see your pfps and other things!!! I want to see!!! )) #ooc ⚇
KEEP IN YOUR HEARTS AND MINDS THE LATEST VICTIMS OF HRC'S WAR ON LOWBLOODS. WE WILL NOT DIE QUIETLY.
I see some very bipedal looking ice statues in my future... #cryogenicthoughts
.o°kay .o°ld image and I d.o° n.o°t entirely like sh.o°wing myself fbut I saw animal tallk s.o° I figured maybe my lusus c.o°uld be sh.o°wn she is my .o°riginal inspirati.o°n f.o°r my business minded .o°utl°o.o°k https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/0508ed4924fb.webp
> damn y'all really l1ked the w1ng p1c d0 1 need t0 p0st m0re 0f th0se 0r s0meth1ng
¿o lusii count as animals ? i think this ?icture of me an¿ foxmom is quite sweet, actually htt?s://i.?inimg.com/736x/ef/a5/ec/efa5ecc06a7487987¿¿e687221c9538b.j?g
im noit a fuckin coward i dont block anyon3
> "bl0ck1ng pe0ple ex1sts" 0k but c0ns1der the pe0ple 0n th1s s1te are way t00 enterta1n1ng 1'm n0t m1ss1ng 0ut 0n sh1t
> 1 see y0ur "t1tty tuesday" and 1 ra1se y0u: w1ng wednesday. but make 1t a day early because 1 d0n't care #w1ngp0st1ng [[ 1t's a ph0t0 0f the 0uter edge 0f a sharp w1ng, feathered and startl1ngly large. paler barr1ng swathed acr0ss the p1n10ns gl1mmers w1th a ra1nb0w 1r1descence, and 1t l00ks alm0st l1ke the plumage can sh1ft 1n c0l0r, the base a sw1rled m1xture 0f deeper hues, warm br0wns blend1ng w1th mar00ns and m1dn1ght blues. ]]
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
twagan wouwd nevew evew post anything nsfw on chittw !!!!!! not unwess it was behind a paywaww at weast ....... buuuuut thewes nothing nsfw about a cute outfit that shows a widdwe itsy bitsy bit of chitin !!!!!! maybe somenight ........ uwo
WHERES ALL THE CLOWNS AND CLOWN LIKERS? we gotta get some more mirth up in this bitch.
Now I remember w)(y I block --Eridan for sweeps at a tide. 38/ #discrusting #glubposting.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP? :o)
it's been an "honor", my chittrs in arms. i'll come up with something funnier to say come morning, given that the platform survives the night.
|<o>| f<o>r th<o>se <o>f y<o>u wh<o> w<o>n't w<o>rk with whiteb<o>ards <o>r blackb<o>ards because they take t<o><o> l<o>ng,,, try the evasive redb<o>ard... it's just like a whiteb<o>ard except g<o>dawful <o>n the eyes,,, thus f<o>rcing y<o>u t<o> brainst<o>rm faster s<o> y<o>u can l<o><o>k away
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ the website is kinda malfunctioning so much i think i could say i like asleep people and it'll get passed by #nsfw ]
Drinking Gam3: Too Many 2hot2 Wh3n3v3r Chittr go32 down or.giv32 you a too many r3qu32t2 3rror you tak3 a 2hot
So um does anyone else ever feel like their Typing Quirk is a little Confusing??? because I feel like outside of !!! and ??? mine seems to Lack Logic for a lack of better words. There is a logic, outside of standard Capitalization, I also Capitalize Words of Interests!!! I just think it could read as Random Capitalization tho : (.
Sorry For The Too Many Requests I Guess I Mean I Dont Know What Is That Actually But Sorry I Guess
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS BLESSED US UP WITH HORNS SO YOU GOT HANDLEBARS WHEN YOU GO RIDING #nsfw
yeah man every0ne kn0ws making p0sts ab0ut h0w much y0u d0n't care ab0ut s0mething is a great way t0 c0nvey h0w much y0u d0n't care.
♯yuuppp ♯myspells ♯ontekras ♯unboxingsoon
P3opl3 3xploiting th3 2y2t3m to g3t to th3 top i2 2o r3al, but al2o if it2 tru3, y'all a bunch of lo23r2. Im fin3 2itting around 50 b3ing #allnatural
♯lowkey no one will ♯save you
THE ZESTUM ALSO DOES NOT KNOW MORE
iF aN oOk BeAsT sCrAtChEs It'S lEfT mOtHeR fUcKiNg GlUtEaL cLeFt In A cLeArInG, dOeS tHe JuNgLe ReMeMbEr ThE wAy It'S aSs DaNdRuFf ScAtTeRs AgAiNsT tHe SoIl? #tYpEsHiT
it's chittr, n0ne 0f this shit actually matters. what's s0me0ne g0ing t0 d0 if they get mad at y0u? say mean things t0 y0u 0nline? b00 fucking h00. bl0ck them and p0st cringe.
it's b0th. d0 whatever y0u want f0rever.
well n0w im self c0nsci0us th0ugh we d0 kinda share a type s0
i l0ve that i d0nt kn0w any0ne here s0 i can just say whatever the fuck <3
“CHUDBLOOD” IS GOING RIGHT INTO MY VOCAB LMAO
My hAtchmAte cAme Over tO me And sAid sOmeOne cAlled her A fAt fuckin chudblOOd, whAt the hell dOes thAt meAn?? i tOld her tO blOck them. #siblingprOblems.
[s0me0ne 1s l00k1ng at my ch1tts.] [1 sense them.]
IF YOURE ♯READING THIS CONSIDER YOURSELF ♯BLOCKED ive been ♯scrying the ♯fuck out of the orb today ♯myorb & ♯everyoneofyousuckalittlebit
WHO. THE FUCK. PUT A BOMB. IN MY PIE?
I don't know exactly. I hope not, that's why I shrugged off Jack Noir being able to contact me!
Y9u've spelled exactly n9ne 9f the w9rds in y9ur three w9rd sentence c9rrectly.
...9f c9urse chitting a69ut my disdain f9r the ranking system immediately 699sted me six p9ints higher. Sigh. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 make it any clearer that I have n9 desire t9 participate in this syc9phantic 96sessi9n with status that s9me tr9lls seem t9 have. #AntiLeader69ardM9vement
wish i could visit, though hopefully only on a stormy evening
Sure. We have a lot of books and supplies. If you want the books though don't let my youngest, Dancestor know about it.
Sabbatical canceled. I must overtake the bird. Join me in my quest and drop a #like or #follow and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.
THEIR GREED CONSUMES THEM.
this is just g0ing t0 bec0me bitching ab0ut ranked placements isn't it. at least c0uch it in s0me actual hum0r jackasses.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Funny. I like that one. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't really get how I'm above Austin Powers, or Tragan, or Evilon, or Distra.. maybe I just post too much. Maybe that's it? ]
D --> Pour a glass of nutritious lusus milk call that a "Thirst Trap"
dont feel like climbing ranks besides itll mess up the whole chill vibe im going for lmao
500 caegers to the next troll to die on chittr live for #1
IMAGINE!! YOU JUST PUT ON YOUR NEW WHITE SNEAKERS AND WHILE YOU MARVEL AT YOUR NEW SHOES A PASSER BY STEPS ON YOUR SHOE!!! STAINING IT WITH DIRT AND MUD!!!! ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT??? ARE YOU TIRED OF RUDE BYSTANDERS RUINING YOUR SHOES?? WELL WORRY NO MORE YOU SNEAKER WEARING PANCAKE!!! INTRODUCING BEAR TRAP SHOES!! SLIP THESE BAD BOYS ON AND YOU'LL BE THE COOLEST ON THE BLOCK!! TROLLS OF ALL BLOOD COLORS ARE RAVING ABOUT THEM!! BEST PART?? NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT RUDE PEDESTRIANS STEPPING ON YOUR SHOE!! BECAUSE THE BEAR TRAP MECHANISM WILL VERY FRIENDLY CLAMP DOWN ON THE TROLL'S FOOT TO FORCE THEM TO APOLOGIZE!! THE DESIGN IS VERY TROLLIAN!!! CLICK LINK IN BIO FOR 10% OFF!!!!!
am i in it to win it? debatably. am i in it to torment the masses in a Sisyphean bid to fill the ever encroaching emptiness within by exhibiting absurd amounts of idiocy in a public space? oh, absolutely.
If th15 50c14l m3d14 51t3 w45 4ny g00d I'd h4v3 533n 4 g00d m3m3. I h4v3n't 533n 5h1t.
so (onfused. wasn’t it alwa7s pvp? what so(ial media isn’t a (onstant swarm of hostilities at ever7 possible moment in ever7 possible dire(tion
HAVING A LEADERBOARD I$ $UCH A BAD IDEA LMAO
-> if anyone's on earth and needs prosthetic repairs/tuneups let me know. i'm bored and good with tools
Fact, it is surrprrisingly not illegal to pourr inconvenient but not majorrly harrmful amounts of salt nearr waterr orr seaside,
you all post inane bullshit on here. get good for christ's sake.
nesben posts directly from hole in the ground. this is why nesben is number fourty
(• - •) I'm kind of already imploding on the inside so that doesn't sound too bad. Thank you for the input. ⚘
you can do whate𝑣er you want fore𝑣er. a𝑙so something is on𝑙y a crime if you 𝑙et yousre𝑙f get cu𝑙𝑙ed for it
well wut if i want 2 fight u cuz now ur all up in my feed!
I HAVE BEEN INF0RMED BY MY FRIEND THAT I MUST ASK G0D IF I WISH F0R A BADGE, S0 I THEREF0RE CLASP MY HANDS T0GETHER AND L00K T0 THE M00NS!!!! I W0ULD VERY MUCH LIKE A C00L BADGE, EVEN TH0UGH I STILL D0 N0T UNDERSTAND THEIR PURP0SE! THEY JUST SEEM C00L! H0W D0 Y0U END A PRAYER? AMEN? YES! AMEN!!!! 🐺
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Picturre øf my lusus withøut his arrmørr øn. https://images.ctfassets.net/i04syw39vv9p/5ECJzXØ2vjvAIHi4QøKRrØX/0122c748591e5abf6394ef7f5f1e38d1/Pølarr-bearr-pøsing-øn-rrøcks.JPG #lusus #lususpics
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im ♯vibrating on too high of a ♯frequency to ♯acknowledge the ♯tagorder ♯idontthinkyoudgetit
> hey s0 that tag 0rder 1s very und0rtunate
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
can nesben be food too
Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food. Crime pays immensely. It just also comes with the most mind-numbing paperwork Paradox Space can conjure.
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
the ♯blackmold is here to ♯help you the ♯blackmold is there to make you ♯feelgood
nesben had no clue ordering a hit was that easy
WHAT! DMS! WoW, We're really at the forefront of technology here, folks! Feel free to send me a message, I'd love to chat! : )
oh, youu knoW. I've been keepin myself buusy buusy buusy!!! i have myself a ticket to jeevik Week at the end of the sWeep, yknoW? it's gonna be a PARTAY!
LLittle ccat nnap https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled206_20260216175210.png
omg, hi tekras! long time no... SEA!
Bėautiful scėṅėry! I always lȯvė tȯ watch thė stars..
Magnificent shot, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33< i was walking through the forest when a tall faceless guy in a suit said :33< heyyy guysss collect my pages! :33< and i said okay slenerman and so i bought him a book which had many pages :33< and he said thanks guyyyyys and then signed them and gave me a pat on the head with his tentacles :33< #nicepastas
WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THE ZESTUM VERIFIED NOW TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!
I am retracting my 6l99d statement. Please just drink water as well 9r s9mething
This filet mignon starting to taste like salary €uts for my unpaid interns. #Debt #TheyOweMeNow
MEET ME IN FORNT OF THE TROLL WAFFLE HOUSE IN 15 MINTUES FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN
TORLLS GOTTA EAT TROLL GTOTA HAVE HIS SUPPER https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/boydinner.jpg
im still ♯evil
doing a ♯spell to get ♯verified who is up ♯lightingtheirc&les & ♯callingupondarkforces
its where my ♯evil is stored btw
>Leads a culT< >Has a lower kult score than mE<
19 caeger fr00tnite card wh00 wants it #nsfw \\
put your iimage on a ho2tiing 2iite and liink iit here.
Hey uhh y'all how does one go about Sharing Pictures???
😀 this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
Lookingg ccutte 💖 httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/fe/2cc/D83uNu9d_o.pngg
All of them enter, only one leaves, because the rest are dead- ... wait, the troll title is "Troll Mad Max enters the goredome with another troll and only one of them comes out"
It wa2nt 3v3ryon3 I 2aw. It wa2 p3opl3 who lik3d my po2t.
I WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT.
I WANT TO UTLIZE THE MESSAGING BOARD TBH. MAKING FRIENDS SOUND ACTUALLY FIRE
zej found a tunnel. tunnel found zej back. we are negotiatin'
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it
Found my dad's chainsaw! Been looking for that for a while.
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
2eeiing that pan dead fiincel on my tiimeliine never faiil2 to kiill my mood what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith that guy.
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
never Measure vibes only in this hive fuck it we ball #YOLOOOOOO
Hhey gguys, I ddon't kknow if yyou kknow tthis bbut I mmake mmy own ccosplays, and as a ccosplayer I ffeel it's important tto inform tthe mmasses tthat tthe ccos sstands ffor ccostume nnot a llot of ttrolls kknow tthat~<
sum dude just said the vagueposts rn't vague and that wuz so srsly not cool of him.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up to be lightheaded
!YOU EVER TRY TO WORK ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY ¡N PEACE AND SOMEBODY COMES AROUND AND SPOOKS THE DAMN TH¡NG L¡KE BRO ¡ WAS REPLAC¡NG THE B¡O-O¡L F¡LTER CUT THAT SH¡T OUT #MECHAN¡CPROBLEMS!
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
Well well well. ♤omet♡ing to keep me entertaine◇ in t♡i♤ lonely voi◇. ♡ow are we all ◇oin' t♡i♤ fine ◇ay? :) (Art by E♧tope♧to) ♡ttp♤://♧◇n.◇i♤♧or◇app.♧om/atta♧♡ment♤/673577344601948172/1486023137085882508/jame♤_♧omm.jpg?ex=69♧3fe64&i♤=69♧2a♧e4&♡m=◇85bf799◇b♧9757♧7beb12a♧77◇♧462f267e4a1◇3◇4ef1372937e♧3ff48bb08f&
Keeping myself humble by reminding myself that no matter how smart I think I am, it's still not smart enough to get off €hittr.
Yes. This site is. Oddly addicting.
nothing that jacking off and a blunt and a stiff drink and chainsmmmmoking three packs and a brick to the head and the deconstruction of mmmmy life plan and three honest conversations and a train going full speed and a full lights sleep can't fix #nsfwwww #substances if i mmmmust
n0 way. if s0me0ne hasn't figured 0ut yet in currentsweep that disc0rd image links quickly expire we deserve the right t0 make fun 0f them.
they need two 2tart addiing correctly embeddiing iimage2 iintwo the cavern triial2 tbh.
>we need to stop the wrigglers from embedded images through discord
I hAvE drAwn thE hAngEd mAn In thrEE Of my lAst tEn rEAdIngs sO fAr... OmInOUs I shOUld hOpE hE wIll rEtUrn tO mE InvErtEd
> what's y0ur fav0r1te n0n-caste-1nfluenced c0l0r? 1 really l1ke that br1ght, v1brant g0ld. pr0sp1t and l1ght c0l0rs, 1f any0ne kn0ws what 1 mean
...don't tell my matron i let the grubs take a hit off my vape if they ask nicely. baby literally wants smoko and who am i to deny them of that? it's basic caretaking.~~0o
Are you trapped in one of those suits like Troll Mister Fr33ze?
The brisk wind of a nice glacier is my preference, but for those less cryotically inclined, I would say the slight bite of a tropical winter night- on the precipice of frost
In my day, they tossed you own into the cold to survive a sw33p befur you could rejoin the clawective.
🜲 ~ OLERIS NERIUM, SPITE UPON THE NAME, REJECT THE NOTIONS OF A FALSE QUEEN
The cold is superior. I will not be questioned on this. #cryogenicthoughts
YOU SLAMMED YOUR PEANITS IN THE CAR DOOR?! my condolences YEEEEOOOOWCH #nsfw
i ju$t $tabbed my$elf with the god damn $ewing needle
get ♯thickerskin ♯idiot
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/c0d35eef6e8d.png to be fair @deathle$$Deadwood I do have thick $kin, I ju$t didn't realize i pu$hed it into my thumb a$ you can $ee. #gore #notreallyit$ju$tadropofblood #aintnoway #ohmygodbruh #lowkeyfunnytho
bruh im tired a$ hell and i wa$nt expecting my brand new $ilk bonnet to rip on my horn in the middle of the night
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/d57c6feb35ed.png It i$ done. ill $ee yall tomorrow.
amphetamines
V^ W0uld y0u still l0ve me if I was trapped in a submarine in the b0tt0m 0f a bl00d 0cean? ^V
I'm ⊙ut here ⊙n the Grand Arena trying t⊙ fight ⊙ther versi⊙ns ⊙f Myself and the h⊙st is refusing t⊙ start the next r⊙und hurry the FUCK UP.
°0 Stay down and die then. LeSZ of your accursed ilk there is, the leSZ I have to deal with. (3-) 0°
:33< if mewre cold their cold throw them in a volcano
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
[im glad im not the only one who immediately had] [only freak when froken to] [lodged into my pan like shrapnel]
> th1s s1te 1s great. "s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet" and "0nly freak when fr0ken t0" are 1mmed1ately g01ng 1nt0 my v0cabulary
> "keep the hem0spectrum debates 0ff th1s s1te" val1d and understandable but als0 1 ra1se y0u "1t's funny t0 watch the f1sh f1ght"
-> i know the caste hardliners are asking for a way to filter users by caste here, but ngl, i kinda want that so i can see all the fish drama
> 1t's free enterta1nment
-> i keep forgetting that fuchsias are on-sight with each other
They drown if you put cement in their gills. #death
🜲 ~ THE DAYS OF TYRANNY ARE NUMBERED, SEARCH FOR THE CROVVVN. REACH FOR THE CHROMATICA.
be the cage you want to sczee in the world this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
> n1ght
-- Oughh Big Troll Headache And I Think I Forgot A Bunch Of Stuff, Gonna Hit The Slime Noww, Goodday Girlies
[ # Nothing is being plotted. I am not one to plot things. That command bank has been shut down by Nox. ]
døes anyøne knøw where I can find spare parts før a chainsaw? i have øne that brøke a løng time agø, been meaning tø fix it
V^ I think Raz is pl0tting a hive accident f0r me t0 fall int0. #help ^V
=[]< okeeeyyyyy it's nap timeeee don't have too much fun without meeeee :>
◁Hey some of you here are probably fellow medical professionals does anyone know how to get a huskmate to stop saying slurs on the internet. this is like the third site I make an account on because she keeps getting me banned off of the other ones. I am physically holding her back from typing the W word as I type this.▷
V^ Yeah. Alternatively, just the site having a different skin f0r p0st backgr0und w0uld d0 w0nders. ^V
V^ S0me 0f y0u need t0 adjust y0ur chittr c0l0rs, they are blending in with the p0st backgr0und. ^V
(• - •) Safehive found. I'll be staying here until I can have something better. If any patrons find this, please know all shows at the Lightbringer's Threater are now cancelled forever. Thank you. ⚘
> 1 kn0w what y0u are
does anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling? no...? just me.......?
twagan thinks maybe you have some kinda twust issues then ....... twagan wuvs being honest and kind to evewybody .......
-- Its A Cute Little Seal!! I Dont Like Making Him Upset
this platform scares me / why are we using it
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
Not particularly sure why I decided to make an account for this site but fuck it, why not. Could be good fun or a ceaseless fucking headache. Guess we'll see.
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i think you deserve to commit a little arson. as a treat.
)(e)(e)(, t)(at's funny, but not quite w)(at I meant! You can't keep a violetblood as a pet like you can wit)( cuttlefis)(!
hmmmmmm horror, horror, bit of horror, loads with blood and gчts spewin at the screen
=[]< 🗣️📢 GET CRANKING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
=[]< rage baiting my fat barkbeast?? more like cranking my fat hogbeast!! #nsfw #truth #crankthathogbrother
V^ Made it back t0 the hive with0ut dying btw. ^V
V^ 0ne 0f these days 0ne 0f my hivemates is g0ing t0 find me dead due t0 s0me kind 0f hiveh0ld accident. ^V
twagan wuvs the sound of honking !!!!! uwu
all crImE fOrevEr
i cOUld not gIvE less of a shit AboUt pOlitIcs. UnlEss im gEttIng a pErmanEnt pArdOn.
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I tab out. To rest my eyes for a few minutes. And this is what happens.
I'm saying something important here.
Diamonds Droog.
if youuu hand me... ...... .. an Item. you cant get mad )):€ that i put it in my mouth and chew and eat it.... ... look at me
THE ZESTUM IS SORTING THROUGH HIS TREAT ROOM, WHAT SHOULD THE ZESTUM HAVE FOR HIS WRIGGLING DAY? A BAG OF CHOCOBEETLE COVERED BERRIES OR SCARY TAFFY?
I don't believe in brave, anarchist men breaking into my house and taking me away to their revolutionary encampment in the dead of night. #ChangeMyMind
=[]< woooowwwwwww there sure are someeeee funny people online tonight, is the jesterror schoolhive having finals wipe??
these jokes awe aww weawwy bad X/
﹌ Hello everyone! I'm not quite useϡ to this strange site, but I woulϡ like to become acquainteϡ with as many trolls as possible. How ϡo you acquire "followers" on this site? }(OuO){ I am very exciteϡ! ﹌
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE
ALL LANLDORDS FEAR THE RESOURCEFUL HIVESTEM GASOLINE INVSETOR
It's the way Chittr always g♡es! Burning in a gl♡ri♡us blaze~ ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
this website is falling to pieces just the way it should,
2iittiing iin my hiive riippiing the fatte2t hiit off my pen and blowiing iit diirectly iinto the iintake for my computer fan2 and 2he whiir2 iin exciitement every tiime.
-- I'm Supposedly In A Violet Blood System But Theyre Kinda Freaky And Weird And This Old Guy Tried To Shoot Me Once When I Was Havin A Swim
Just got out of the theaters for a special screening of "Wherein a young man turns to the adult film industry to find acceptance and a surrogate family structure; He becomes incredibly successful at the endevour; At the turn of the decade the technological and cultural shifts as well as cocaine use and financial pressure destabilize interpersonal relationships; One character tries multiple times to open a hi-fi stereo company; After attempting to rob another man and in an high octane and high stress scenario the main characters all reconcile ." A fantastic film and a classic for a reason- this film it one of Troll Paul Thomas Anderson's greatest achievements on the silver screen. The themes of legacy, fame, ego, the rise-and-fall cycle, the dark side of the American dream. It's a movie not just about adult entertainment- but about Hollywood itself. About how celebrity could break or transform you. Not to mention it's ensemble cast of characters, including the greatest actor of this or any generation; Troll Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A fantastic film, and I encourage you to go out of your way to watch it.
-- Being An Exile Is Kinda Awesome Cause This Planet Rocks But Also Theres Nobody Here What Am I Even Supposed To Do
>([s#outouts to t#at guy w#o swallowed soap]
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
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