
Woe. Despair. Hatred boiling. My vibrator overheated and died. #Nsfw

It is near unbearable.

yEa sUrE MaN, mY Go tO Is pAiLpEsT, tHeY GoT AlL ThE StAnDaRd bReEdS. tRy lIkE A RuSt oR JaDe oNe fIrSt, DuNnO HoW StUrDy hUmAn hOlEs. AvOiD ThE GoLd oNeS CaUsE ThOsE LiL MoThErFuCkErS CaN Be bAsTaRdS If tHeY DoN'T GeT To sUcK On sOmE PsIoNiCs. DeF LiKe sPuRgE On a nIcE TaNk aNd cHaNgE ThE WaTeR OnCe oR TwIcE A MoNtH. iF YoU AiN'T LiKe uSiNg eM ChAnGe iT MoRe oFtEn.

well, i guess i do hav an idea 4 my next gift after all ;3
O~ An honeSt to goodneSS tragedy. Mid-uSe too iS poSSibly one of the worSt thingS that could happen. ~O

You have my deepest thanks. Your review is most helpful, I believe a jade one may be suitable.

High powered, preferably.

It's utterly infuriating!

i dont think anything powered by batteries is gonna do the trick lol but dw, i hav the perfect thing in mind

I am so very intrigued, and eager.
