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For the first time, in a long time, a new word has entered the compendium of my lexicon. Jealoz noun | Jeal · oz | \ ˈjel-ōz \ , also \ ˈjel-əz \ Etymology A portmanteau of the word jealous and Kurloz (referring to Kurloz Makara, the Prince of Rage and mute subjugglator from the webcomic Homestuck). Definition 1 a: A specific characterization, mood, or alternate universe (AU) interpretation of the troll Kurloz Makara wherein he is entirely consumed by feelings of envy, romantic possessiveness, or territorial spite. 1 b: The state of experiencing intense jealousy while being physically incapable of vocalizing it, resulting in an overwhelming aura of silent, telepathic malice. 2: A manifestation of Kurloz who expresses displeasure regarding a romantic rival (often concerning Meulin Leijon, or more recently, Damara Megido) through aggressive, high-speed sign language, menacing unblinking stares, or the passive-aggressive placement of codpieces and clown paraphernalia. Usage Notes Because Kurloz cannot speak, a "Jealoz" is typically identified by behavioral cues rather than verbal complaints. Common symptoms of a Jealoz include unsolicited telepathic screaming, an increase in hostile miming, and ominously standing in the corner of a room while staring at the subject of their envy.
@undyingGenius said some bullshit: You have heard of the Missing Children's Incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor, correct? Five highblood children culled, bodies never found, blood all over the walls... A horrific show, I tell you! yeah to be mother fucking honest i aint exactly been keeping up with the new recently