DIRK
@tenseTactician
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Motioning to the daves posting and looking back at another me and going "Which one's yours?" like it's a fucking dog park. Not a regular park, I promise. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Mine went missing by slipping out of the park during the conversation, you see. I only noticed after asking. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Friends are awesome, actually. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - I'm probably also an [MESSAGE UNCLEAR] but I don't really care about that right now. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Comical amount of you are omegas. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - [MESSAGE UNCLEAR] Someone's got some feelings about this. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Sure, buddy. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - The fact that you're so worried about this kind of proves the opposite. Its just a weird yaoi trope bro, nobody should be getting that bent out of shape about it. Unless... - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - [MESSAGE UNCLEAR]- Wound care tip: DO NOT IGNORE IT. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Eerily quiet tonight, so I'm up. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - I love the kind of man who would actually- [MESSAGE UNCLEAR]just kill me - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - The outbreak has, pretty expectedly, made me a bit of a germaphobe. I don't think anybody is coming out of this without being - [MESSAGE UNCLEAR] - at least a bit wary of germs. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Caffeine is so awesome. Until it happens. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Coffee is good. I still have it whenever I can get my hands on some. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Relax, you’re all weirdos. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Let's see- [MESSAGE UNCLEAR] There. It's working just fine now. Hello to whoever is hearing this- well- reading it. This thing doesn't transmit the audio it just transcribes the text. I'd do this with a computer, if lugging around a computer wasn't generally a problem for someone running away from the undead without consistent electricity. [MESSAGE UNCLEAR] That's all for now. I have to reinforce the door with something before I keep fucking with this thing anyways. - - [MESSAGE END]
[OOC MESSAGE BEGIN] - #zombiestuck #spooky Hello chittr, I come to you with another silly au profile with this one meant to represent an apocalypse surviving Dirk who is currently trying to contact other survivors. Each chitt from this profile (obviously not including the ooc ones) is coming from a communicator that transcribes what Dirk is saying directly. Because he yaps a lot and doesn’t always have access to a computer. It can receive messages, which was the devices original purpose, as he’s been traveling towards what he hopes is a safe zone. Join him on his gay little journey or whatever. Image and extra details will be attached as replies. - [OOC MESSAGE END]
Profile Tws include things like #zombies #body-horror #gore #death And each post will be tagged appropriately when applicable
Oh yeah, and here’s the ref https://file.garden/aqvDxNiPLhb_Qy1j/Dirkref.png
((Whoa another apocalyptic Dirk! Mines a considerably different apocalypse but still))