

DIRK
@tenseTactician
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Motioning to the daves posting and looking back at another me and going "Which one's yours?" like it's a fucking dog park. Not a regular park, I promise. - - [MESSAGE END]
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Comical amount of you are omegas. - - [MESSAGE END]
Mmmmng. . .ㅤMmmy. . . favorite part of my job as an anesthesiologist. . . is watching that final flutter of their eyelids. . . as they succummmb to whatever I've given them. . . They always look so. . . mmmmnggg. Comfortable.ㅤ. .
[MESSAGE BEGIN]- - Eerily quiet tonight, so I'm up. - - [MESSAGE END]

1 too many pina coladas but i dnt supr regert it #substance

d0 y0u guys believe in l0ve at first sight 0r first meeting i supp0se

me when im omw to my university but i drop dead because of vitamin deficiency

[OOC MESSAGE BEGIN] - #zombiestuck #spooky Hello chittr, I come to you with another silly au profile with this one meant to represent an apocalypse surviving Dirk who is currently trying to contact other survivors. Each chitt from this profile (obviously not including the ooc ones) is coming from a communicator that transcribes what Dirk is saying directly. Because he yaps a lot and doesn’t always have access to a computer. It can receive messages, which was the devices original purpose, as he’s been traveling towards what he hopes is a safe zone. Join him on his gay little journey or whatever. Image and extra details will be attached as replies. - [OOC MESSAGE END]




