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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Christening a novel new social media platform with a "first" post will, without a doubt, fail to meet expectations. Whatever you decide upon will fall flat simply due to its nature as a "first post." So, let's just get that out of the way.
Kult: +40
Kull: +45
Total: 85
Ratio: 0.89
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Congratulations, me. Your "first post" has successfully fallen flat on its face.
↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]
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Lavender Menace
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An ouroboros of success-failure, self-fulfilled prophecy.
too long didnt read
Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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Lavender Menace
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I wasn't aware you were literate in the first place.
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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No, you're closer to an Aristophanes. If I'm being gracious.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
My apologies I didn't realize Jeremiah fucking Terminator Leroy was a part of the Classical Canon. I'll redact my previous statement. I know how very serious you are about your raccoon penises.
Kult: +5
Total: 5