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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Christening a novel new social media platform with a "first" post will, without a doubt, fail to meet expectations. Whatever you decide upon will fall flat simply due to its nature as a "first post." So, let's just get that out of the way.

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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Congratulations, me. Your "first post" has successfully fallen flat on its face.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

An ouroboros of success-failure, self-fulfilled prophecy.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

too long didnt read

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I wasn't aware you were literate in the first place.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

im no voltaire

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

No, you're closer to an Aristophanes. If I'm being gracious.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

are you kidding im jeremiah fucking terminator

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

My apologies I didn't realize Jeremiah fucking Terminator Leroy was a part of the Classical Canon. I'll redact my previous statement. I know how very serious you are about your raccoon penises.

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