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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Christening a novel new social media platform with a "first" post will, without a doubt, fail to meet expectations. Whatever you decide upon will fall flat simply due to its nature as a "first post." So, let's just get that out of the way.
Kult: +40
Kull: +45
Total: 85
Ratio: 0.89
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Congratulations, me. Your "first post" has successfully fallen flat on its face.
↩ @therapistofThedeepone[TT]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
An ouroboros of success-failure, self-fulfilled prophecy.
too long didnt read
Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
I wasn't aware you were literate in the first place.
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
No, you're closer to an Aristophanes. If I'm being gracious.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
My apologies I didn't realize Jeremiah fucking Terminator Leroy was a part of the Classical Canon. I'll redact my previous statement. I know how very serious you are about your raccoon penises.
Kult: +5
Total: 5