♣ mediated by @tentacleTherapist
making a visit back to upstate new york today! kind of had to drag rose there by the scruff of her collar but its okay i just had to hit her with the puppy dog eyes and she fell like a house of cards!
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
so the impression im getting is that this cronus character is like the chaz of chittr they same something and you just want to strangle them
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
((SHE USUALLY DOESN'T SHAVE BUT SOMETIMES A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT SHES GOTTA DO OKAY??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND STUPID WITHOUT RISK OF CHAFFING! #NSFW))