Do you think someone could truly love me.
No, I appreciate the honesty.
what the hell dont internalize that now im gonna be partially responsible for you being a lonely cat lady
It's too late. I think I'll name my next cat 'stuffles'.
now im gonna be the dave that told rose shell never find love forever now this sucks
If it makes you feel any better, there is also the Dave who encouraged my alcoholism. By comparison you don't look so bad. #substance
what the fuck jesus im not the pope of temperance or anything like that but literally how the hell could my two brain cells rub together and say fuuuuuck you know what rose needs she needs to indulge in awesome addiction beverage rose lalonde the addict needs her beverage im not about to tell you how to live your life either i am the last guy who should be staging shit like an intervention and frankly its not my business but cool glad to know im not gold medalist for stupid douchebag olympics just be careful
Trust me, I know so many men who are above you in Stupid Douchebag Olympics. You are not even a bronze medalist. You are disgracing your family really.
not even bronze the worst metal of all time thats why we all collectively moved on from the bronze age shit was so ass iron is wear its at as everybody knows im gonna just have to live with the shame i guess
