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isnt it fucked up we dont really *know* what dinosaurs looked like the most popular depiction of dinosaur is just what a popularly adopted rendition of them do its not 1:1 at all like we have their bones and thats it nothing else and sure you can make some guesses but like look at a human skeleton and go yeah it would have looked like this no the fuck it wouldnt theres so much detail missing from it

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i think they said something about birds having similar dna makeups or some shit but again i mean the difference could be night and day

considering that we're like cousins to the 8anana or some shit thats pro8a8ly true.... oh hang on wait my ass just got de8unked 8y science dot org check this shit out https://www.science.org/content/article/world-s-only-fossils-t-rex-skin-suggest-it-was-covered-scales-not-feathers

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It sure is something to ponder on. Even if we were able to devise the general musculature and fat distribution of these beasts based upon educated guesses, the devil lives in the details. For example: did any of these noble critters ever develop secondary sexual characteristics to distinguish themselves as select cuts above their peers? Flashy coloration, perhaps. Like a distinguished mark above the upper lip. To denote exemplary virility and intelligence. The female believes she has made her selection up until the point that he strolls in through the tropical brush (or what have you) and brandishes that tidy statement of masculinity. And just maybe the female goes "gee whiz. Forget the rest of these jokers." And leaves them in the dust like chopped Cretaceous liver. I will forego an insinuation that she jumps into his shrimpy dinosaur arms, though, because now we're getting downright implausible and this is a purely scientific speculation.

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