So you're not coming.
you couldn't mother fucking pay me to come anywhere near or on you, sister. HAVE FUN.
Let's just say I've been piping sweat cream on decadent cakes for sweeps~.
... I'll whitelist you on the transportalizer.
Good lord, you are a fountain of dramatics!!! Come or don't come! I couldn't possibly care less! I extended the courtesy of inviting you!
uh, no you didn't. UNLESS I'M MOTHER FUCKING MISSING SOMETHING. you extend the mother fucking pity door mat to me all wrapped up in wet insults you threw together and shit. CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO THROW A TILDE IN THERE OR A HOO MOTHER FUCKING HEE. i already told you i ain't coming and ain't shit you can do to change that. IT'S COOL. having these mother fuckers come over oughta keep your hands busy. AND SOME OTHER SHIT TOO.
you ain't even really invite me. YOU JUST TOLD ME TO INVITE MYSELF. maybe it ain't dramatics if you're being a mother fucking soaking wet dumpster cake about it, sister.
Should I bring anything~?
Are you insinuating I operate below a baseline of decency? After everything I have gone out of my way to do for you? I CAN BE CIVIL, YOU SKIRTHUFFING CIRCUS TROGLODYTE.
i ain't seen shit. SO I GUESS YOU OVER THERE AT A ONE LADY TEA PARTY PRETENDING TOU DO SHIT FOR ME. nice civility there. YOU BE OPERATING SO FAR BELOW DECENT YOU GOT A LITTLE WHITE STAR SHAPED LUSUS NOSE SMACK DAB ON THE FRONT OF THAT MUG OF YOURS.