♦ pitied by @tezcatlipocaGodhood
That can be good or bad depending on things!
Me too!
I'm good at winning arguments :)
Correct! On it now.
Couldn't find a good gif that fit the vibe i was looking for 😔
The true option Don't die. Live forever.
TAKING NOTES HEHE
A picture of @tezcatlipocaGodhood and me together!!!
#askasaseyaa @authoritarianAnglerfish asked: days going good, you looking for someone to work for? I know you sent this as a joke, BUT no, I've got enough bossy pink people in my life to ruin things. Any additional questions/comment? -Eelmao I'm fucking wit)( you, I work alone Noted! https://forms.gle/kfdqUbuCCwYeCGk39
W4TCH TH3 RO4D TH3Y T3LL M3
i opened my google inbox to see if i got more questions and got upset again :( I hate this question
The men are bullying me.
I mean, for now, as in this will come up later at a more convient time for me.
hmmmmm fair enough
Well, fear not there are no jellybeans in places they should not be
Sollux, Equius, and Dave do not approve of jellybeans up my ass.
Please look at Dave. https://chittr.ing/profile/tezcatlipocaGodhood/a0aeb40f-9396-4a38-8990-9023fae43764 !!
YEAH, it's the worst thing! I know I'll do more projects, but sometimes they take the wind out of you pretty fast!
you ever just finish a project and can't even celebrate? just sit there like
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AAAAH im so tired. i feel like i didn't sleep enough
I have a vocal stim that I keep saying. "I got a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" and "I know someone put that there so I could bend over and they could put jelly beans up my booty hole"
aw! don't be discouraged you'd be so pretty and cute!
8=l < Can I make this a request 8=l < My mother needs something to do with her time
>B33 < lmeow ty king B33 < welcome to vore unifursity wait no im cancelling this post thatll only k33p going too fur the more i commit to it X33
B33 < my man ive got great mews it would look sick af and you should purrtray yourself that way sometimes
B33 < *ac cracks their knuckles fans their wings and glints their glasses to talk about some grade a furry shit* B33 < so like any kink vores got diffurrent appeal fur diffurrent folks B33 < some people are dedicated pred some are dedicated purrey etc etc B33 < nyalso its impurrtant to note its a two purrt act B33 < meowbe thr33 but we dont gotta get into the ancillary kinks like inflation f33derism scat non-oral vore micro macro etc B33 < theres the eating and theres the purrt where the subs in the tummy B33 < worth noting eithpurr purrt can be meowstly ignored to focus on the othpurr in more or less a 50% instant loss scenario B33 < theres folks who just wanna open with/be in there and theres folks who just wanna swallow/get swallowed and then fade to black B33 < so fur these guys id say its sorta a 100% instant loss cannibalism scenyario B33 < meowbe like B33 < idk hard cartoon vore fur the ones that take multiple bites BX33 < tangentially while writing this i discofurred that there is a ctc tag on e621 but is p much only fur the box B33 < or like one art thats nyactually just fnaf #nsfw #vore #nsfwe #idk-how-much-i-n33d-to-tag-this-lmeow
ok so every dave can make fun of you noted who needs a mom when you can make people on the internet cry for no reason im jk dw i like that gif too much to disrespect
you wanna be tall so bad it makes you look silly.
cannibalism is a tool often used for sex, romance and intimacy in literature.
my thought process is that vore is more intimate and youd actually see the other cinnamon bite things in the stomach since.. i think thats the appeal? cannibalism is also the one thats actually possible and theyre eaten in multiple bites in some ads.
I was going to argue with you but. Yeah. 🤔
B33 < nah its vore theyre doing all that shit in one bite mewsually
I have always been taller than you ૮ • ﻌ - ა
B33 < tbh im lowkey surpurrised ive nefur s33n them reimeowgined as like cinnamon stick doggirls or smth B33 < like just given what we do to tony the tiger
First! LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
B33 < *ac gives you a gummy worm*
Oooooh
Hm?
oh i thought this was a cute post but you're just like the other guys
Aaaah I SEE,i understand now
😔 im sorry dave i will not throw you like a baseball.
Basically. I throw you like baseball.
Wonderful. Do give him a good swing or two before going for it. We want a bullseye, after all.
It sounds to be a blessing to me.
I would hope you have a good arm for it.
go my scarab, but it's just me tossing dave at you.
Well. Now everyones gonna look at my toes now that you've said it
It's okay, Poca. I'm not judging you.
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I am going to assume an alt got creative with a science kit and designer babies. Until otherwise.
You fuck lik3 Tarantino Ultra-viol3nc3 in your 3y32
... Lalonde-Harley...? HELLO??
I prefer to wear sandals most days, very squishy soles, BUT when I gotta be very active, boots or a nice pair of tennis shoes!
Good, hehe. Good....
🙂 Poca.
It's okay!
bwoof.. .,thank,s,alsow ssorry for the trouble also-also i'll.ttry notto assume 'bark' is a command next time
awaah!!!! thats tempting to do myself now!!!
I am happy to take more suggestives Poca!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hey, I'm not normal! you don't need to be either!
This tells me I should start swapping trade secrets with every hottie who's made it her mission to have radioactive emissions!
WOOF!!!!!!! BWOOF!!!!
When I'm not in the torment nexus, I have been redecorating my home a bit. You get a lot of free time, and you do a lot of decorating!
I've seen many, MANY daves, a few Roses, a singular Egbert...! Many Roxys, A few Dirks, 0 Jakes, 0 Janes. No other me's yet. Where is the jade pile???? Do I gotta bark? BARK!
#AsaseYaaPlaylist + #nowplaying Strut - Ayanna Ife, Jenn Carter, and ZEDDY WILL
[ It just sounds like you want to get subjected to me ripping into your memories like a data miner. ]
i have better options to exhaust before i even consider this.
plug your ears blast some music and pray you don't give in to a dog
[ This is why you have died many, many times. ]
You have all the time and I can take up space, how fitting. Good luck!
He's consistent at least!
Suuuure whatever you say poca
I am beefy! Poca is not.
Leaving this here....
mistake?
You make plenty of mistakes, Poca! I've caught you slipping plenty of times.
DO I NEED ONE????
I can't even blame the website; I just fumbled my keyboard like a fool!
AH I TYPED UP AN ENTIRE REPLY AND HIT THE BACK BUTTON 😭😭😭😭
[ Hmmmmmmm. I'd like to turn you inside out and toss you into a star, BUT, you do provide some level of entertainment that others have failed to provide. But you and her get in my way. Repeatedly. I have an issue with that. I dream of. I'm not finishing that sentence, actually. Anyway, I will kill you later. ]
[ I'll certainly be sure to make sure to thoroughly remove you from the system next time. However, you should be grateful that you've been spared by whatever microcosm of fate allows you to survive. And, that I've been busy lately. =) ]
Oops very bad!!
You are bad Robot A.M. Also of course I'm not dead. >:(
[ I thought you both died! Though I suppose killing vermin is always rather tricky. ] [ @geoselenicGnosticism @tezcatlipocaGodhood ]
ReallY CutE ComputeR ThO :3
We're in this boat together, this boat that a robot REALLY hates.
Well we always manage to find each other, or you find me. Or I find you! BUT BUT, I promise I am not kidnapped, so no time shenanigans are needed here!
I hope everyone is having a great day and not objectively dealing with the rudest computer known to man.
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You have very little faith in my ability not to get kidnapped!
I can assure you im not. I basically was forced to speedrun my hangups with my bloodline by sheer proximity in like a month, thats how many there are. By my count, it capped at 50. You'd be 51. Welcome to hell, sunshine.
nope.
We'd have to start inventing new numbers at some point.
im willing to be like 20 at most. 15 or so that are actually active.
Oh, honey. Darling. *too many to fucking count.*
lots
I'd prefer not.
I'm not sure how much betrayal I can take.
I'm having feelings tonight.