Cronus "Kronos" Ampora
@thalassianGhoul
I'm Kronos | Semi-Shuffling Corpse | He/It | ooc:kinggreed
i havwent really shared a proper picture of myself so i took this one. https://cdnimgchestcom/files/3ed6d6a08eb6png
how long have you been corsetting?
okay, i understand nowv. i vwas vworried because its hard to kill me. so its good to knowv that its not me. you could take my head off but that vwould just kind suck for both of us. #wviolence #gore
Strangely enough I relate to the latter half of your post.
oh yeah this vwould be strange. yeah its just vweird vwhen it happens. like... im still alivwe and all that. "alivwe"
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
oh this sucks dude.
VWe are killing Cronus Ampora? okay. i dont knowv if i can die a 3rd time. I can try. #wviolence
> d1fferent cr0nus p0sted s0me really we1rd sh1t
c< dONt wOrry, if peOple waNted 2 Kill yOu iN particular, yOu wOulda KNOwN >c
pff- no no no, this other feller is! far as i know you ain't. i mean y'Could be, but like... this other 6uy, fella, i Can't even be6in-
c< yeaHHH, its NO wOrries! <:) >c
This site's been a p weird experience for me so far TBH. Like if this were T***ter I wouldn't be talking to anyone besides Yunyun rly. Ig it's bcuz I wanna see more of trolls b4 I think of them the same way as humans. IDK if that's racism. Sorry if it is. Some of them seem good and others suck. I wanna be better like I promised, though. Yunyun has me filled with good vibes rn. I'm not rly used to it or expecting anything but trolls DM if you have smth to say ig. I can tell you all about Yunyun and Execution Angel † Guiltina. Or talk about w/e. Maybe not long cuz IDK if my kokoro has enough dokidokis for too much.
its not super odd to compare us to something similar, vwe are vwisually similar to some degree. but youll get a plethora of unique personalities since vwere people too. but since u refered to humans as a separate thing, are you human? if you vwould like i can listen to you talk about yunyun. i dont really understand all that stuff but i havwe free time :o)
I'm human but Yunyun's a devil. The best devil. Also IDK you guys have a really weird culture going on compared to us. I still don't get all of the color stuff and q**drants are still new to me. Kinda need a way 2 google this stuff but it doesn't show any troll stuff on here. PS DMs are open if you wanna do it there.
i see. its hard to explain troll stuff to humans. and im beforan so my culture is also different than an alterians. but i can explain some of it later. also yeah i can dm you later zz:o), its late here and i dont vwant to fall asleep on you.
OK!! I'd tell you to chug sum ZONe but IDK if you guys have that. Gn!
ivwe considered posting one naked picture, but the state of my body vwould be more upsetting unclothed. i did share a picture earlier, but i am clothed. but i think naked body? not great. vwery not great. #nsfwv
im BATTY we;re horrific monste..r
bats are cute, though
they would be if they werent t..he way i am
vwhat vway are you?
unwilling fusion with nasty pa..tches of nonconformity
oh, okay, thats okay, im sure its still fine, vwisually. but the use of unvwilling is sad. are you okay? all of you?
no
is there anything that can help?
mmostly ointment to help how i..tchy my skin is sometimes
i see, i cant feel pain or physical discomfort so i cannot really offer much, but if i learn something to help vwith the itching i vwill share it.
i havwe a hard time making friends, i think a lot of people think im uninterested, or its maybe cause my name is vwas? i am cronus. i dont really knowv howv to talk to people, but id like to talk to more people. vworried that ill upset someone if i talk to them. it seems that the other cronus? cronii? are favwored. a lot of thinking, a fewv days. of it. im not sure howv i feel about it yet. ill havwe to get back to that later.
it's all about putting that firstfoot forward, unfortunately. you are welcome to reachout if you would ever liketo converse with me, though. i enjoynew company.