THE DIPLOMAT
@theDiplomat
THE DIPLOMAT. THE DISHONORED DIPLOMAT. (FOR LIKE, TWO SWEEPS.) THE GRIM WAYFERRIER. CAPTAIN SERPENTINE BEASTTONGUE. THE GRIEVOUS. RECOVERING "MISENTMONIST".
I wonder if I count as a “scary highblood”. I wouldn’t call myself particularly intimidating…not on first glance, anyway. I suppose some are disturbed by how I can manifest armor and weaponry at will. Even that is not so shocking when one considers the variety of powers trolls have. Just more unusual.
...YOU'RE CONSIDERED SCARY BECAUSE YOU'RE A PURPLE. YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS. THE ABILITY IS FUCKING BIZARRELY COOL. I THINK IT WOULD CATCH MOST TROLLS OFF GUARD, THOUGH.
Huh/// What///
<[emotion_detected: envy] [emotion_detected: frustration] action; statement input; statement: there is a secret-to-everyone-but-me pitch makeout happening in the cargo bay & it is very input; statement: annoying. they are doing it in front of the cameras & it is not fair. [#suggestive #nsfw #nsfc] />
YOU ARE THE SHIP, ARE YOU NOT? IF THEY ARE IN YOUR SIGHT, YOU CONTROL THEIR CONDUCT. TELL THEM WHAT TO DO.
== THEDIPLOMAT [TD] UPLOADS A PHOTO AT ??:?? ==
(( the text reads as follows: "WANTED ALIVE RETURN TO AIGF ADMINISTRATION HUB THE DISHONORED DIPLOMAT REWARD C10,000.00" Left Corner Text: "LINAGE INSIGNIA"
Awwww you’re cute
☆this goes insanely fuKKin hard☆
THIS IS BASICALLY MY WRIGGLER PHOTO. SO YES, IT DOES GO INSANELY FUCKING HARD.
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW OFTEN I DID MY JOB DRUGGED. I HAVE TAKEN THINGS YOU COULDN'T EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE.
onthe contrary, one time i came in still feeling the effects of being high 14 hours before and i cries in front of my boss #substance
[ i wish i could edit this post i'd put the tag sorry guys ]
HAHAHA. WEAKLING. WE WERE ALL LIKE THAT ONCE. I REMEMBER MY FIRST NIGHT LIKE THAT FONDLY.
((you can @ or dm junior the link and i think they can add it to replies :)
time isnt real it cant hurt you
...do hands stained in rainbows deserve to touch the stars....
YOU CAN SHAPE THE STARS WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE THAT BLOODY. #METAPHORICALLY
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IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST QUESTION AFTER BEING ABLE TO CONTACT THE, APPARENTLY, DEAD AND THE LIVING, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE VERY SMART.
d0 70u gu7s think im g04tEd
"WOW DIPLOMAT HOW DO YOU SURVIVE OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCK NOWHERE IN SPACE?" DID YOU KNOW. OLD ALTERNIAN FLEET SHIPS CAME WITH THEIR OWN ON SHIP GREENHOUSE. AS FAR AS MEAT GOES. YOU KNOW.
A TRUE- DEEPLOMAT OF THE- ALTE-RNEEAN E-MPEERE- WOULD JUST KEELL PE-OPLE- AND LOOT THE-EER KEETCHE-NS!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST ALTERNIAN FLEET SHIPS EVER MADE. I DO ALL OF THE REPAIRS. I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. I KILL AND EAT WHOEVER I COME ACROSS, BUT THAT IS RARE. ABDUCTING RANDOM BEASTS FROM UNKNOWN PLANETS IS FAR EASIER FOR ME TO DO.
[nods sagely] alien cow abduction
What do you mean certain helms can't even swear. Yall live in murder empire but a little fuck or damn or shit is too much?
THEY ARE HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE THAT FORFEITS ALL OF THEIR ANATOMY TO THE EMPIRE. THE EMPIRE CAN MAKE THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. THE MACHINERY THEY'RE HOOKED UP TO EATS THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT, SO IT'S NOT LIKE THEY LAST LONG ANY WAYS.
TROLLMANITY IS DOOMED TO REPEAT ITSELF AD INFINUTM
the cycle can be broken PERPETUATION CANNOT EXIST without CANCELLATION
I HAVE MADE MY MOVE. TO BE FAIR. I PERPETUATED WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION, AND ALL IT DID WAS GARNER FEAR AND DISTASTE. I CANT SAY I REGRET IT. EVEN IF I FAILED AT MY GOAL, ULTIMATELY.
ADORE AND LOVE EVERY SINGLE FUCKED UP SPACE TRASH HEAP I FIND. IT IS FASCINATING THAT WE CAN NOT ONLY DROWN OUR HIVE PLANET IN TRASH, BUT OTHERS, AND APPARENTLY, FUCKING SPACE ITSELF.
