THE DIPLOMAT
@theDiplomat
THE DIPLOMAT. THE DISHONORED DIPLOMAT. (FOR LIKE, TWO SWEEPS.) THE GRIM WAYFERRIER. CAPTAIN SERPENTINE BEASTTONGUE. THE GRIEVOUS. RECOVERING "MISENTMONIST".
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW OFTEN I DID MY JOB DRUGGED. I HAVE TAKEN THINGS YOU COULDN'T EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE.
onthe contrary, one time i came in still feeling the effects of being high 14 hours before and i cries in front of my boss #substance
[ i wish i could edit this post i'd put the tag sorry guys ]
HAHAHA. WEAKLING. WE WERE ALL LIKE THAT ONCE. I REMEMBER MY FIRST NIGHT LIKE THAT FONDLY.
((you can @ or dm junior the link and i think they can add it to replies :)
DO NOT PITY ME. I ENJOY THE COLLECTION OF WANTED POSTERS I'VE AMASSED OVER THE SWEEPS. THIS ONE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. I LOOK SO YOUNG HERE.
== THEDIPLOMAT [TD] UPLOADS A PHOTO AT ??:?? ==
(( the text reads as follows: "WANTED ALIVE RETURN TO AIGF ADMINISTRATION HUB THE DISHONORED DIPLOMAT REWARD C10,000.00" Left Corner Text: "LINAGE INSIGNIA"
THIS IS BASICALLY MY WRIGGLER PHOTO. SO YES, IT DOES GO INSANELY FUCKING HARD.
UGH. BUT I HAVE SO MANY OF THEM. I WILL HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE.
I WONDER IF THERE ARE STILL STRANGE ASS QUIRKS OUT THERE. I DON'T MEAN THE TEXT ONES EITHER, THAT'S WRIGGLER SHIT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE REAL "HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGIBLE" WHEN YOU RECEIVE A LETTER, OR HAVING TO DECIPHER SOME FUCK ASS SCROLL.
WHAT IS "VAGUE POSTING". I UNDERSTAND THE WORDS SEPARATELY, BUT TOGETHER?
"WOW DIPLOMAT HOW DO YOU SURVIVE OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCK NOWHERE IN SPACE?" DID YOU KNOW. OLD ALTERNIAN FLEET SHIPS CAME WITH THEIR OWN ON SHIP GREENHOUSE. AS FAR AS MEAT GOES. YOU KNOW.
A TRUE- DEEPLOMAT OF THE- ALTE-RNEEAN E-MPEERE- WOULD JUST KEELL PE-OPLE- AND LOOT THE-EER KEETCHE-NS!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST ALTERNIAN FLEET SHIPS EVER MADE. I DO ALL OF THE REPAIRS. I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE. I KILL AND EAT WHOEVER I COME ACROSS, BUT THAT IS RARE. ABDUCTING RANDOM BEASTS FROM UNKNOWN PLANETS IS FAR EASIER FOR ME TO DO.
ADORE AND LOVE EVERY SINGLE FUCKED UP SPACE TRASH HEAP I FIND. IT IS FASCINATING THAT WE CAN NOT ONLY DROWN OUR HIVE PLANET IN TRASH, BUT OTHERS, AND APPARENTLY, FUCKING SPACE ITSELF.
IT IS WASTEFUL AND DISGUSTING. I WOULD'VE EXPECTED THAT RECYCLING, REUSING, AND COMPOSTING WAS SOMETHING WE STILL DID. WE USED TO HAVE PRIDE IN LETTING NOTHING GO TO WASTE/.
EVEN STILL IF YOU ARE PRODUCING THAT MUCH WASTE, IT IS A PROBLEM.
I CAN. AS I HAVE LEARNED. THIS IS. PERHAPS A "SKILL ISSUE" ON YOUR END.
[⚙︎ It a|| decomposes eventua||y. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ @'ight maybe not the stuff in space but anyway. @in't my jurisdiction anymore. ⚙︎]
HM. I AM MORE CONTENT WITH THE FACT THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD OF ME BEFORE. TIME HAS REALLY PASSED ME BY.
WHO IS THIS YELLOW PISSANT.
၄⋆၃ some fuxkass entity who i and i believe 4 or 5 others attempted to seal away and it was alllllll for naught
THAT HAPPENS. STORAGE RARELY WORKS. THE ONLY REAL WAY TO RID AN ENTITY IS THROUGH DISPATCH, AS IT IS WITH ANYTHING. YOU HAVE TO TEAR LIMB FROM LIMB, PEEL THE SKIN, EXTRACT THE ORGANS, RENDER THE BRAIN, KILL THE SOUL. LEAVE NOTHING BUT BURNT MANGLED REMAINS AND ASHES BEHIND.
၄⋆၃ it is not a physixal being i dont think soooo that might me out of the questionnnn
ALL OF THESE COLORS ARE MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. I THINK.
I THINK...IT IS BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN...A TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN ALL OF THE COLORS TOGETHER LIKE THIS. IT'S A LOT.
... THANKS. [THE DIPLOMAT HAS INSTALLED FILTER.EXE. EVERYTHING IS NOW MONOCHROME, CONGRATS!]
BUT I AM TRYING TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE...KINDER OR NICER, I GUESS.