The Salesman
@theSalesman
Just an "honest" leprechaun trying to make a living, or more. Sources tell me making an account on one of these alternian sites would help market to you troll folk. Good for business n' stuff.
All Purchases Are Final, But This Won't Be Your Final Purchase. Trust Me, You'll Be Back.
why are you green
dꙮ yꙮu sell eye ꙮf newt - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Who's Asking? I May Have The Goods, I May Not.
I See, Well I Do Have What You're Looking For, And It's Yours My Friend, As Long As You Have Enough Rubies.
This Works. Pleasure Doing Business.
THAT FRIDAY FEELING (IT’S A SUNDAY YOU IGNORAMUS BUT FUCK IT WE BALL) ALSO I’M GIVING OUT PIZZAS FOR FREE SO JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
Listen Kid, Nothing Is Free. Marketing Anything As Such Is Practically Begging For Bankruptcy.