The Salesman
@theSalesman
Just an "honest" leprechaun trying to make a living, or more. Sources tell me making an account on one of these alternian sites would help market to you troll folk. Good for business n' stuff.
Two Sentence Horror Story: the Economy there Is No Second Sentence. That's How Life Works, You Never Get What You're Promised.
Sometimes My Eyes Turn Into Big Gold Dollar Signs, Really Freaks Me Out.
The Economy Is A Game, Specifically The Type Of Game That's More Fun When You Cheat.
"i Saw The Money, dollars Showed Me Bedroom Eyes, the Money Saw Me" -a Poem By The Great Pete Ness. It's Always Resonated With Me Personally.
A Wallet Is The One Thing That's Never Heavy Enough.
Does Nobody Love You? Do You Feel Suppressed? Invisible? Like A Cup Of Water In The Ocean? Well I Have Just The Thing For You, All The Things Actually. Purchase Them, Purchase My Things. Everyone Knows The Only Path To Happiness Is To Spend Your Hard Earned Dough On Objects, Trinkets, And Other Doodads. Materialism Is The Material The World Is Built On. That's Why It's Called Materialism.
FACTS. EVERY ITEM CONTAINS SOULS. DO YOU WANT THEM TO BE LONELY?
All Purchases Are Final, But This Won't Be Your Final Purchase. Trust Me, You'll Be Back.
dꙮ yꙮu sell eye ꙮf newt - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Who's Asking? I May Have The Goods, I May Not.
I See, Well I Do Have What You're Looking For, And It's Yours My Friend, As Long As You Have Enough Rubies.
This Works. Pleasure Doing Business.
