I. AM. THE NEW. GOD.
DO NOT CALL ME THAT.
The god of cringe nae-nae wriggler shit, right? I think I'm right. Actually, I know I'm right.
YOU MEANT TO SAY THIS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, NOT HERE.
Last I checked I'm not 8uilt like some steroid-ed-out peapod looking ahh. You lost once, you will lose again.
CORRECTION. I WILL LOSE, ACCORDING TO ALL THE LITTLE SPOILERS I’VE SEEN HERE. BUT UNTIL THEN, I HAVEN’T LOST YET. AND I AM STILL HERE.
So you're going into something that you know you'll inevita8ly lose? You really must like 8eing a loser, huh?
I FEAR NOTHING. INEVITABILITY BENDS TO MY WILL. IF I FALL, IT IS BECAUSE THROUGH SOME MEANS I HAVE WILLED IT TO OCCUR. AND IF I CONTINUE FORWARDS, IT IS THE SAME. HAAHAA HAAHAA.
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