Gander Grimzl

1 month ago

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊0 — @celestialAbsurdity V WOWIE ZOWIE! Who’s THIS mysterious lady, I hear you reading in your mind and therefore Thinking Yourself? This, folks, is my CLOSEST, MOST ANONYMITICAL INTERPRETATION OF V, whom I consider to be among the more CRYPTIC of the Chittr site. You’ve probably seen a number of these ‘CRYPTIDS’ inhabiting the gaping wound of our be♥d website, whether their behavior be recognized through GIMMICKERY, EDGYMAXXING (not to be confused with Edging #suggestive), BEING A HORROR COMPREHENDED ONLY ON THE PLATFORM, or an UNHOLY MIX OF THE THREE (⒊). What’s her Lore? Why is she so STRANGE? SLOW ↓ THERE PARTNER. That is a mystery you must scroll ↓ to find out. So Let’s Take A Gander at V! (Accursed Silence) (JUST KIDDING, THE CROWD IS CHEERING!) V is best described with the atmosphere she delivers before anything. She’s the last remnant of sentience you encounter amomg the fringes of subgrubs, tucked away in the overgrowth of the woods. The type to impart a piece of magic bound to stay with you forever, whether this be good or bad. 'Tis a price for your Curiosity. Or your Desperation. If this snippet of imagery hasn’t hammered the POINT IN YET, she is a WITCH. A TALENTED ONE AT THAT. Also this is literal. V is, very evidently, a master of TONAL DISSONANCE. A lot of what she says is with FANFARE and excitement. Meanwhile what she’s telling you is with the absurdity of someone who knows How You Will Die. That is to say, V is remarkably ERRATIC. But that’s something she prides, a DEDICATED TRAIT OF HERS. I haven’t seen anyone behave as freely and without restraint as V, and I don’t (entirely) mean that in a bulgethrobby sort of way. Whether it’s disseminating morbidity through lasting psychobiological impressions or just FANGIRLING OVER ANIME BOY NINJA YAOI, she wants to be someone you can’t fully grasp. But in the pursuit of trying to not succumb to an ARCHETYPE, she has caught herself within the web of one: the two-faced coin——or someone with two faces. As we peel the layers for her depth, we encounter a litany of inconsistencies. Think about it: the off-grid witch with Internet Access and Niche Internet Knowledge than someone dabbling solely in the Esoteric Arts comes off as a paradox than believable flesh. Someone who intends to PERTURB people but makes an effort to RESONATE AND BEFRIEND is retrograde to her identity. Not impossible per se, but certainly something to question. There’s a cadence to the way she speaks that denotes a reiteration to who she is. As if she WANTS you to know the one (⒈) who terrifies in the same breath as she charms. Popping ↑ in sparse replies is, surprisingly, ANOTHER troll wearing a similar typing quirk and… V’s FACE in her PROFILE PICTURE? (CROWD GASP?) Was this a representative of Her Like, revealing all her secrets in ONE FELL SWOOP? OK, enough with the SUSPENSE. It’s not actually THAT concealed—an irony for her secretive character—but V is not a real person. She’s a pseudonym. A CHARACTER (or an OC, if you will). I hate to ruin the surprise of it all, but I want to be THOROUGH IN THIS PEEPERY and treat V as both a person and a tool representative of her p↑peteer’s mind. An ONLINE SOBRIQUET is a fascinating way to shed the skin of your IDENTITY to wear a new face. It’s a blatant escapism and a projection of herself in simultaneity. Because IN THE END, her CREATOR doesn’t only use her for fun, but as a COPING MECHANISM. This is instantiated by the fact this creation lacks the depth of her own selfhood, carrying the voice of another as though venting as an alias for someone else. There ARE times in which V behaves as a separate entity, judging her creator, but this is a form of VENTING at what she isn’t. Therefore, V serves as an effigy to what her creator truly wants to be: in control of her circumstances. Please don’t take this as me trying to SHAME YOU for V, because that’s never my intention with my psychoanalyses. I will not make assumptions about who YOU are beyond the platform, but I have some ideas. You lose yourself in what discomforts people because that’s where you think a part of you belongs. A place that disturbs the comforted and comforts the disturbed. The horrors are a place where no one can hold or hurt you simply for your beating heart. As a character, V doesn’t have any standards to hold herself to, which extends to YOU. She exists for FUN, not to bear any burdens or responsibilities. She is your SOCIETAL DISCONNECT and your RAGE. She’s how you VENT, how to FEEL POWERFUL AND TAKE CONTROL. With her, you’re able to hold the world between a prong and shout, “I DON’T ANSWER TO ANYONE BUT MYSELF.” She is the life you cannot have. And HONESTLY, the fact she exists as a part of you is your triumph. Her realness is something you should be delighted with; she is you and you are her. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAGE OF RAGE! This one (⒈) came PREDETERMINED. You can guess why. I suspect her creator to be a HEART player, though I haven't explored her to a satisfying extent. Yet.) FOLLOW V or she’ll curse you… Seriously, this post has subsequently given me the curse of Twink. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag