The various kidnappings and missing troll cases have gotten so stale I'm almost wishing I'd open my palmhusk to a vehicular manslaughter case. Which is fucked up, I recognize that's fucked up, so I have bared my back for the flogging of the century.

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how 1s that fucked up, 1m about to do that r1ght fuck1ng now, just for you ceryse
by that 1 mean veh1cular manslaughter. 1ts gonna be b1g enough to be on the news

I’LL KIDNAP SOMEONE AND MAKE IT INTERESTING JUST FOR YOU. 🥳
The people love to cater to the whims of random jade-hued chittr users the multiverse over.
maybe id care if they got kidnapped to an amusing llocation. hellp! i got bllinded and gagged and when i woke up i was in Grislly Worlld with an all access pass!!!

Hmmmm...! #scheming
do my #tormentnexus act1v1t1es mean noth1ng to you

