ARQUIUSPRITE
@timaeusTesticle
◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
◥▶◀◤ --> Cease posting about that stuff that I don't care about. Let's get back on target and talk about that real raunchy s▒▒▒, which is to say topics that I primarily enjoy ◥▶◀◤ --> Such as ◥▶◀◤ --> Lactation, barnyard animals, muscles, myself, ARquiusprite, heroicism, and me
◥▶◀◤ --> My washboard abs are like an uncooked pack of cinnamon rolls, constantly glazed by a sweet, trickling syrup made by my own 100dicrous amounts of sweat
◥▶◀◤ --> I don't even have legs, and yet b▒▓▒▒es cannot even fathom stepping to the severity of my game
◥▶◀◤ --> I am ready to tackle another day of being me, which will be both easy and awesome
◥▶◀◤ --> I am also in possession of skin so thick it could buff the rough edge off of a 2%4 with no consideration for the splinters ◥▶◀◤ --> Thusly, your hate does little to me. Water off a quackbeast's back, sir homie, I am living the godd▒▒ highlife
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
◥▶◀◤ --> I am always in need of a towel, but I'm going to swiftly slam dunk that flaming pile of stank by embracing my shamefoal, all natural way of being a complete and udder freak
◥▶◀◤ --> I did not even get to mention my tail, which is also tight as f▒▓▒
◥▶◀◤ --> Would anyone be available to touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> This is the nicest post anyone has put on this website in the past 7 hours
◥▶◀◤ -->Hold on for a second, homedawgs. I am getting a sweet mindmessage through the robotic nodes that continue to burn insignificant holes through my pitifoally fleshy but also dope as h▒▒▒ biobrain ◥▶◀◤ --> Hmm. Yes. Interesting ◥▶◀◤ --> This is going to be a hard one to swallow, but there is a wicked set of commands being ushered along. Three words only, strung along electrodes to stimulate the perfectly muscular corners of my snout to speak ◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> I am feeling all kinds of things from my minor condescension onto you, homeslice. Let me steeple my hooves to this rodeo of debauchery for a moment before we engage in any further acts of ◥▶◀◤ -->Tomf001ery
◥▶◀◤ —> When you are all able to get over being you, I would recommend trying to be me
◥▶◀◤ —> Fle%ing right now
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes, it displays a very small but STRONG part of my epic, rippling physique and rock hard f▒▓▒ing body, dawg
wwhooa... hahaa.. are you a human or a troll and how empty are your quadrants if the latter hahhahah just wonderinggg
◥▶◀◤ —> I am getting some wicked perverted vibes from this side of the peanut gallery, but I am so completely amped to talk about my favorite topic that I'm going to carelessly indulge your questioning ◥▶◀◤ —> I am appro%imately neither of those things. I was once, maybe, both, but now I am kind of this wicked amalgamation of perfection and a huge, bricked, solid abs ◥▶◀◤ —> And bricked, solid, all muscles ◥▶◀◤ —> Because I am jacked all over
◥▶◀◤ —> I am observing quite a bit of potty mouthing going on here ◥▶◀◤ —> Ne%t time you think about dancing your hooves across the keyboard to deliver whatever udderly f▒▓▒ing ridiculous post you have thought up, ask yourself this question: ◥▶◀◤ —> If I was 80% radder and way more hot to trot with my epic language skillz and verbal horsehockey, would I really need to be deploying such foal language?