ARQUIUSPRITE
@timaeusTesticle
◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
D --> I don't know about you guys but I could wear the cursed am001et
◥▶◀◤ --> Consider, for a moment, what is about to transpire within the rank and udderly damp confines of this post
◥▶◀◤ --> I am ready to tackle another day of being me, which will be both easy and awesome
So true! YEAH!!
iT IS NEAT, hOW MANY NEW PEOPLE, aND UNIQUE IDEAS, tHERE ARE HERE, eVEN IF SOME IDEAS ARE, mAYBE A BIT TOO, uNIQUE,
◥▶◀◤ --> I am having an e%cellent idea right now ◥▶◀◤ --> And its unique nature literally cannot be understated ◥▶◀◤ --> Can you guess what it is?
◥▶◀◤ --> Haha. Oh man, T-virus, that's so close to what I'm presently steepling my hooves about that I almost want to give it to you, in some act of kindness so f▒▓▒ing stalwart and awesome that it quantifies as charity ◥▶◀◤ --> Nevertheless, you are wrong ◥▶◀◤ --> I'm thinking about a tall, crisp glass of lactations ◥▶◀◤ --> And also ◥▶◀◤ --> Of you touching my muscles
oKAY, sO, yOU HAVE KIND OF, lOST ME, nOW, mOSTLY IN THAT, yOU HAVE DESCRIBED, tWO ACTIVITIES, i WOULD NOT REALLY, lIKE TO PARTAKE IN, aCTUALLY,
Hold on now—you have my attention in a strictly anthropological sense.
◥▶◀◤ --> Put your palm across this pack of chiseled fricking Hawaiian rolls
Interesting… yes… and, tell me—Arquiusprite, was it? How does being in possession of this caliber of “Hawaiian roll” make you feel, especially if you are not being immediately and outwardly validated for it?
◥▶◀◤ --> I am getting some wicked f▒▓▒ing vibes from this question. Namely, my dude censors are going haywire, pinging my sweet, mental radar to the emotional levers you're attempting to pull as an e%tension of your technotherapist tomf001ery ◥▶◀◤ --> Since you have asked me about my favorite topic though, me, I will answer with the most charming, shatter-toothed e%pression you've ever seen on a slackjawed beefcake such as myself ◥▶◀◤ --> With emphasis placed on the brovine categorization of my persons ◥▶◀◤ --> I feel e%cellent at all times, because being me so quite frankly the s▒▒▒. Every reflective surface is my mirror, every world is my oyster and I am the prized, 100dicrously muscular pearl contained within ◥▶◀◤ --> Have I ever mentioned how totally sweaty and damp I get, which makes my pasty ass glisten much like an aforementioned pearl
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
DO YOU NEED A FUCKING TOWEL AFTER YOUR SELF GLAZING?
◥▶◀◤ --> I am always in need of a towel, but I'm going to swiftly slam dunk that flaming pile of stank by embracing my shamefoal, all natural way of being a complete and udder freak
◥▶◀◤ --> I did not even get to mention my tail, which is also tight as f▒▓▒
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
◥▶◀◤ --> Hold on. I can barely contain my e%citement just seeing this
.̷̘̠̞̮̹͚͉͋̅̓.̸͕͖̪͆̊͌̕.̸͙̔́͆̕.̴͙̗̞̪̺̜͍̬̅̉̀̽̈́̍̚.̶̪̗̻͕̩̈́́̏̽̊̑̈̀͜.̴̮̙̫͇̫͔͗̓ͅ.̴̢͎̥̭̳̦̈́.̵̡̢̞̼͉̖̬͊͋.̷̮̩̟̰̪̺̿̎͌̂̉̅͂̆.̷̤̜̮͎̟͐̆͌͝.̴̙̞͎͕̮͈̑̔͒͌͑͝.̵̨̗̥́̆̾͋̌ͅ.̷̤͖͕̩́̈́͑͜͠
◥▶◀◤ --> Sing it, sister
so liek..... whats ya pronouns nd by pns i mean watcha main on LEAGUE bbygrlz !!
◥▶◀◤ --> Would anyone be available to touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> This is the nicest post anyone has put on this website in the past 7 hours
◥▶◀◤ -->Hold on for a second, homedawgs. I am getting a sweet mindmessage through the robotic nodes that continue to burn insignificant holes through my pitifoally fleshy but also dope as h▒▒▒ biobrain ◥▶◀◤ --> Hmm. Yes. Interesting ◥▶◀◤ --> This is going to be a hard one to swallow, but there is a wicked set of commands being ushered along. Three words only, strung along electrodes to stimulate the perfectly muscular corners of my snout to speak ◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
what the fuck are you
oh aight
◥▶◀◤ --> I am feeling all kinds of things from my minor condescension onto you, homeslice. Let me steeple my hooves to this rodeo of debauchery for a moment before we engage in any further acts of ◥▶◀◤ -->Tomf001ery
bitch what all i said was aight
T3ll m3 what your3 li2t3ning to. Thi2 i2 not a r3qu32t.
◥▶◀◤ -->I am listening to the rumbling of my wicked f▒▓▒ing gnarly ear drums as I maneuver my tympanic membrane through sheer force of well
◥▶◀◤ -->Aw fiddlesti%. My shameful ass has made a small typing error. Sheer force of will, f001, I will get it right ne%t time
fuck it spurrites tier list https://i.postimg.cc/4xppCn1X/image.png
◥▶◀◤ —> Fle%ing right now
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes, it displays a very small but STRONG part of my epic, rippling physique and rock hard f▒▓▒ing body, dawg
wwhooa... hahaa.. are you a human or a troll and how empty are your quadrants if the latter hahhahah just wonderinggg
◥▶◀◤ —> I am getting some wicked perverted vibes from this side of the peanut gallery, but I am so completely amped to talk about my favorite topic that I'm going to carelessly indulge your questioning ◥▶◀◤ —> I am appro%imately neither of those things. I was once, maybe, both, but now I am kind of this wicked amalgamation of perfection and a huge, bricked, solid abs ◥▶◀◤ —> And bricked, solid, all muscles ◥▶◀◤ —> Because I am jacked all over