so... i was gonna quietly fold up t)(e bounty auction since t)(e t)(inkpan activity across t)(e board wit)( submissions was lackin. but SOM-EON-----E actually made a proper submission. so! by t)(e terms of t)(e auction (and because i feel like it), im gonna sea it t)(roug)( to t)(e end. LAST DAY FOR T)(-E BOUNTY AUCTION! IT CLOS-ES IN AROUND FIV-E )(OURS! T)(-E N-EXT BIDD-ER MUST BID )(IG)(-ER T)(AN 50...1! TROLL CA-EGARS! and, to t)(e wretc)(ed fool w)(o may see t)(at submission as a mistake- you're still free to pull out of it! but if it's still t)(ere w)(en i close t)(e auction, BY T)(-E WILL OF T)(----E ------EMPIR-E, I WILL STAK----E IT AS FACT. so if you wanna bid, pop over )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/ad760bea-2ae6-46b6-bcbd-c4019874bd56 and do it. FIV----E )(OURS R----EMAIN! #bountyauction
$50? There's no fucking way.
deadass swear it to t)(e trident in my fuckin )(and
lmao, aint my problem
Every other person who signed up for this dumb shit already had rocks in their brain weighing down their critical thinking skills, but at least they were too idiotic to properly sign up for this thing. The only guy that managed to do right is apparently the stupidest motherfucker of them all. $50. If I wasn't loaded, that's like, a little over what I'd charge people to suck their dick. Not go out on a goddamn bounty hunt. You managed to get a premium catch. Congratulations, I guess. See if they can at least tie their shoes first, though. #nsfw for the sucking dick comment.
✐ᝰ Mind you, the other people who "signed up" for it were doing it too like. Goof. And probably piss her off. The person that bid a whopping five-OH-one caegars... Just.. Like I said. Bootlicking numbers ᝰᝰ
Yeah, that's what I meant by "premium catch." You'd have to be a pretty advanced bootlicker to ask the richest person in your fucking galaxy $50 for you to kill people for her. Come on. If I was in this position, I'm asking for enough to coast by on for a good damn while. But maybe I just don't have the right mentality to do this kinda thing in the first place.
✐ᝰ I fully believe he is going to get his shit rocked eight ways to Sunday ᝰᝰ