! URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ALERT ! I have been informed of a virus spreading amongst Chittr.ing users. It is important to remain cautious at this time. An anti-virus is currently being prepared, and we ask anyone with expertise in.... whatever is going on to please come forward. Your assistance will, of course, be compensated. This virus appears to spread via prolonged, repeated contact with infected users. Perhaps wash your hands. Wear a mask. Fuck if I know, I just got here. The VP, @tentacleTherapist#7214, and @flightyBroad are currently working on a cure. Any updates will come from official channels such as these. It is important to only get your news from trusted sources at this time to counteract misinformation. There is no need to panic.
Official guidance if you or a loved one mysteriously contract this virus... I'm no CDC-appointed head, but I have over 600 hours on Plague Inc. to date. PKRS. Perhaps if people were infected with ANOTHER virus, and that virus were incubated long enough to cure...then maybe...n-no,that's not it...maybe? FIGHT. Perhaps if enough people simply confront the creature, we can FAINT it...but with a stack overflow that tremendous...is it really worth the risk...? RUN. Fleeing is always an option. No matter what you are told. But is it worth it to forfeit what you intend to keep...? Try whatever you will, each and every one of you. I'll be watching and documenting results here in the meanwhile.
