꧁hffff happy fathers day @technicallyTimaeus꧂
By virtue of being uploaded to their drone lusus, indeed I am. #AdoptDontShop. Got some kind of problem with our wholesome simulated family dynamic?
Proud to be your deadbeat dad. \></
BTW, this should explain every expense marked 'Child Support,' @timaeusTestified#0414. Also, my bastard child proves once and for all that I am more virile than you. Tough break.
Yes, actually. Personally, I don't think we should be allowing screens to raise our wigglers. - MC Oleana
꧁YeahhesRobodaddy꧂
Good thing they were fully molted by the time I came along.
꧁My molts tasted good꧂
They should be more properly filed under "Dependent Expenses," or at the very least "Employee Salary." Given that they are both an adult and employed under you, and therefor me. You can have your little expenditures, but get your t's and i's crossed and dotted right. Lord.
Forgive him, @bulgeCurator. He has dementia.